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ImmortalSupernaturalAlien

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Granted, but you only get to sleep one night a week now. The cat will not let you sleep at all during the other 6 nights.

I wish for another bottle of Scotch.

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Granted but you can only pour out a teaspoon once a day.

I wish I were on the beach.

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Granted! You're on a beach, just as a huge tsunami hits...

I wish I had tomorrow's winning lottery numbers.

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Granted! - but you bump your head - suffer amnesia - and forget them.

I wish I could float on a cloud.

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Granted! You're floating on a cloud, and can't get back down to the ground!

I wish I could exchange minds with anyone.

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Granted! - but you get the mind of Kim Jong-un.

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I wish I had a sweet bowl of grapes.

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Granted! But they explode inside your mouth.

I wish for chocolate.

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Granted, but it's chocolate-covered insects.

I wish I had a margarita.

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Piff, paff, poof *a flash of light* one pizza crammed into a small glass. Dont worry, I cleaned the glass out after I drank its alcoholic content...burp

I wish for three wishes please!

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Granted! - but all three wishes expired.

I wish I had a magic wand.

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Tis granted Astra. You will forever wish for a magic wand. ( in future try - I choose a magic wand )

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Ok Mark - "I choose a magic wand"......err! so now what happens ?

So are you going to make a wish or not ? :lol:

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My wish was granted without having to type it :P ( to make you choose it and then find it hasn't happened )

I wish for 1,000,000 pounds with the will of all who read this.

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Your wish is granted.....but! the will of the people whom read this - get the 1,000,000 pounds instead.

I wish the fairies would do my chores today.

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Your wish is granted! 45,000 fairies enter your house and do all your chores, but also leave it completely filled with leftover used pixie dust for you to have to dispose of.

I wish I had an invisibility cloak. :w00t:

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Wish is granted! - but the fast moving bus didn't see you on the road - unfortunately you didn't see the bus either :cry:

I wish I had a pen that worked.

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Granted! You have a pen that works, but it's the one that your captors ask you to sign your fake confession with, and you are doomed...

I wish for an Astral Projection machine.

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You wish for such a device is now granted and its being delivered to you as we speak. However...the delivery guys a white van man who works for TNT delivery. Expect the package to arrive in 10 months time with micro dot sized instructions in 12th century Chinese.

I wish to have eyes in the back of my head.

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Granted, but there are more than just two so that instead of hair back there, you have only eyes.

I wish to have a Smart watch.

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Granted! You now have a Smart Watch that is so smart that it tells you what you should be doing 24 hours a day and if you don't. it zaps you with a strong electric shock until you do. :cry:

I wish that intelligent, peaceful aliens would take me to their home planet and show me around.

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Granted! But you will never come back again and they have made you a slave. :devil:

I wish my bed was more comfortable.

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Granted! but then you notice a snake curled under your pillow :wacko:

I wish I could fly a plane.

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Granted! You find yourself in an airplane, flying it with ease, but you don't know how to land it. :unsure2:

I wish I owned a real, working Starship Enterprise, with a fully competent crew, and could travel at warp 10 too. :tu:

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Granted! You traveled to the speed of light just to crash into another starship that was also traveling at the speed of light, creating a supernova! :D

I wish I could teleport.

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*Mark waves his wand*

Tis granted fiar lady. Please be careful where you choose to go though becuase the body is sent, not your clothing. Apologies but its the goverment cut backs and clothing taxes that I blame.

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