bubblykiss Posted March 18, 2016 #26 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Granted, but you only get to sleep one night a week now. The cat will not let you sleep at all during the other 6 nights. I wish for another bottle of Scotch. 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted March 19, 2016 #27 Share Posted March 19, 2016 Granted but you can only pour out a teaspoon once a day. I wish I were on the beach. 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Posted March 19, 2016 #28 Share Posted March 19, 2016 Granted! You're on a beach, just as a huge tsunami hits... I wish I had tomorrow's winning lottery numbers. 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astra. Posted March 19, 2016 #29 Share Posted March 19, 2016 Granted! - but you bump your head - suffer amnesia - and forget them. I wish I could float on a cloud. 4 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Posted March 19, 2016 #30 Share Posted March 19, 2016 Granted! You're floating on a cloud, and can't get back down to the ground! I wish I could exchange minds with anyone. 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astra. Posted March 19, 2016 #31 Share Posted March 19, 2016 (edited) Granted! - but you get the mind of Kim Jong-un. I wish I had a sweet bowl of grapes. Edited March 19, 2016 by Astra. 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImmortalSupernaturalAlien Posted March 21, 2016 Author #32 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Granted! But they explode inside your mouth. I wish for chocolate. 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted March 21, 2016 #33 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Granted, but it's chocolate-covered insects. I wish I had a margarita. 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted March 21, 2016 #34 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Piff, paff, poof *a flash of light* one pizza crammed into a small glass. Dont worry, I cleaned the glass out after I drank its alcoholic content...burp I wish for three wishes please! 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astra. Posted March 21, 2016 #35 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Granted! - but all three wishes expired. I wish I had a magic wand. 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted March 22, 2016 #36 Share Posted March 22, 2016 Tis granted Astra. You will forever wish for a magic wand. ( in future try - I choose a magic wand ) 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astra. Posted March 22, 2016 #37 Share Posted March 22, 2016 Ok Mark - "I choose a magic wand"......err! so now what happens ? So are you going to make a wish or not ? 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted March 22, 2016 #38 Share Posted March 22, 2016 (edited) My wish was granted without having to type it ( to make you choose it and then find it hasn't happened ) I wish for 1,000,000 pounds with the will of all who read this. Edited March 22, 2016 by Mark One 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astra. Posted March 22, 2016 #39 Share Posted March 22, 2016 Your wish is granted.....but! the will of the people whom read this - get the 1,000,000 pounds instead. I wish the fairies would do my chores today. 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Posted March 22, 2016 #40 Share Posted March 22, 2016 (edited) Your wish is granted! 45,000 fairies enter your house and do all your chores, but also leave it completely filled with leftover used pixie dust for you to have to dispose of. I wish I had an invisibility cloak. Edited March 22, 2016 by Hugh 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astra. Posted March 22, 2016 #41 Share Posted March 22, 2016 Wish is granted! - but the fast moving bus didn't see you on the road - unfortunately you didn't see the bus either I wish I had a pen that worked. 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Posted March 22, 2016 #42 Share Posted March 22, 2016 Granted! You have a pen that works, but it's the one that your captors ask you to sign your fake confession with, and you are doomed... I wish for an Astral Projection machine. 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted March 22, 2016 #43 Share Posted March 22, 2016 You wish for such a device is now granted and its being delivered to you as we speak. However...the delivery guys a white van man who works for TNT delivery. Expect the package to arrive in 10 months time with micro dot sized instructions in 12th century Chinese. I wish to have eyes in the back of my head. 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keel M. Posted March 22, 2016 #44 Share Posted March 22, 2016 (edited) Granted, but there are more than just two so that instead of hair back there, you have only eyes. I wish to have a Smart watch. Edited March 22, 2016 by Child of Bast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Posted March 22, 2016 #45 Share Posted March 22, 2016 Granted! You now have a Smart Watch that is so smart that it tells you what you should be doing 24 hours a day and if you don't. it zaps you with a strong electric shock until you do. I wish that intelligent, peaceful aliens would take me to their home planet and show me around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImmortalSupernaturalAlien Posted March 23, 2016 Author #46 Share Posted March 23, 2016 (edited) Granted! But you will never come back again and they have made you a slave. I wish my bed was more comfortable. Edited March 23, 2016 by ImmortalSupernaturalAlien 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astra. Posted March 23, 2016 #47 Share Posted March 23, 2016 Granted! but then you notice a snake curled under your pillow I wish I could fly a plane. 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Posted March 23, 2016 #48 Share Posted March 23, 2016 Granted! You find yourself in an airplane, flying it with ease, but you don't know how to land it. I wish I owned a real, working Starship Enterprise, with a fully competent crew, and could travel at warp 10 too. 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImmortalSupernaturalAlien Posted March 23, 2016 Author #49 Share Posted March 23, 2016 Granted! You traveled to the speed of light just to crash into another starship that was also traveling at the speed of light, creating a supernova! I wish I could teleport. 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted March 23, 2016 #50 Share Posted March 23, 2016 *Mark waves his wand* Tis granted fiar lady. Please be careful where you choose to go though becuase the body is sent, not your clothing. Apologies but its the goverment cut backs and clothing taxes that I blame. 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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