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Ruin a first date with just one sentence.


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"Are those real or are they implants?"

That was actually said to me on a first date.

Terll me you got to go all Seinfeild with it : 42b3218b9dfe9c41147f8c409e5c9ed666528eeae7a54ba72cd560c17e2e6d4f.jpg

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My husband and three children will want dinner soon, can we hurry this up?

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Can I borrow that frock later I'll wash it before returning it I promise please please please.

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oh no... you didnt look that fat in the photo..

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"Are those real or are they implants?"

That was actually said to me on a first date.

Perspective. I would find that statement complementary.

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Please chew my food for me ...

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how to ruin a date without saying a word....

lean sideways in your chair, have a concentrated look in your eyes....raise one leg slightly.......

and fart slowly but loudly.......

and then say "ahh.... I really needed that one out"

:lol:

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Will you marry me? (though this could backfire.)

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Ive got to be back home by 11pm or my mum will come looking for me.

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