Popular Post my_psychosis Posted May 21, 2016 Popular Post #1 Share Posted May 21, 2016 It doesn't itch anymore. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post Vlawde Posted May 21, 2016 Popular Post #3 Share Posted May 21, 2016 I've decided I don't need to take the anti psychotic meds anymore 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Iron_Lotus Posted May 21, 2016 Popular Post #4 Share Posted May 21, 2016 (edited) your skin would make for a lovely lampshade Edited May 21, 2016 by Iron_Lotus 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post AZDZ Posted May 21, 2016 Popular Post #5 Share Posted May 21, 2016 So, have you ever watched Star Trek? 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Vlawde Posted May 21, 2016 Popular Post #6 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Hobbies? I spend a lot of time in Mom's basement playing WoW and eating poptarts. Do you like to dress up in animal costumes? 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Farmer77 Posted May 21, 2016 Popular Post #7 Share Posted May 21, 2016 You smell delicious.....just like my mother 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vorg Posted May 21, 2016 #8 Share Posted May 21, 2016 "I'm fascinated with serial killers." 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Lilly Posted May 21, 2016 Popular Post #9 Share Posted May 21, 2016 "Are those real or are they implants?" That was actually said to me on a first date. 13 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Eldorado Posted May 21, 2016 Popular Post #10 Share Posted May 21, 2016 (edited) Can I borrow fifty bucks? also I hate the sight of diamonds. Edited May 21, 2016 by Eldorado 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmer77 Posted May 21, 2016 #11 Share Posted May 21, 2016 "Are those real or are they implants?" That was actually said to me on a first date. Terll me you got to go all Seinfeild with it : 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Iron_Lotus Posted May 21, 2016 Popular Post #12 Share Posted May 21, 2016 yes that was me and yes i need to be excused to change my underwear. 12 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeSember Posted May 21, 2016 #13 Share Posted May 21, 2016 (edited) My husband and three children will want dinner soon, can we hurry this up? Edited May 21, 2016 by DeeSember 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted May 21, 2016 #14 Share Posted May 21, 2016 (edited) Can I borrow that frock later I'll wash it before returning it I promise please please please. Edited May 21, 2016 by Eldorado 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeder Posted May 21, 2016 #15 Share Posted May 21, 2016 oh no... you didnt look that fat in the photo.. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post DeeSember Posted May 21, 2016 Popular Post #16 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Wait, my other personalities want to meet you! 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barbco196 Posted May 21, 2016 #17 Share Posted May 21, 2016 "Are those real or are they implants?" That was actually said to me on a first date. Perspective. I would find that statement complementary. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted May 21, 2016 #18 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Please chew my food for me ... 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post seeder Posted May 21, 2016 Popular Post #19 Share Posted May 21, 2016 "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeder Posted May 21, 2016 #20 Share Posted May 21, 2016 (edited) how to ruin a date without saying a word.... lean sideways in your chair, have a concentrated look in your eyes....raise one leg slightly....... and fart slowly but loudly....... and then say "ahh.... I really needed that one out" . Edited May 21, 2016 by seeder 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted May 21, 2016 #21 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Will you marry me? (though this could backfire.) 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted May 21, 2016 #22 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Ive got to be back home by 11pm or my mum will come looking for me. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeSember Posted May 21, 2016 #23 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Wait until you meet my ex, my brother is so annoying. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted May 21, 2016 #24 Share Posted May 21, 2016 I used to be a women! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Daughter of the Nine Moons Posted May 21, 2016 Popular Post #25 Share Posted May 21, 2016 "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again" 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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