Matt221 Posted October 8, 2017 #876 Share Posted October 8, 2017 "OK I'll pick you up about 8 and we'll go for a meal at the George and Dragon" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 11, 2017 #877 Share Posted October 11, 2017 I am the carrier of a very terminal disease. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted October 12, 2017 #878 Share Posted October 12, 2017 "I've seen faces like yours on the Horror Channel." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Duck Posted October 13, 2017 #879 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Have you ever thought of giving matchmaking a try? Here, put two hands and a face on this! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klownzilla Posted October 13, 2017 #880 Share Posted October 13, 2017 When you smile you remind me of uncle fester 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted October 14, 2017 #881 Share Posted October 14, 2017 "Shut UP!" is just an expression! like "Get Outa Here!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rashore Posted October 14, 2017 #882 Share Posted October 14, 2017 For our second date, would you like to join me on my annual Swedish death cleaning next weekend? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galactic Goatman Posted October 15, 2017 #883 Share Posted October 15, 2017 *sniff sniff* Did something die or is that how you normally smell? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klownzilla Posted October 16, 2017 #884 Share Posted October 16, 2017 You'd be perfect for a game I just invented. What do you say about a round of "Where"s Lardo?" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seaturtlehorsesnake Posted October 16, 2017 #885 Share Posted October 16, 2017 hi, i'm a self-destructive recovering alcoholic agoraphobe, want to have a relationship where the most intimate thing we do is hug?* *this is my dating profile. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted October 16, 2017 #886 Share Posted October 16, 2017 (edited) "Thith ith like my thixth date in like three weekth!! theventh I geth if you count Thally... or Ramona.." Edited October 16, 2017 by purrrpetrator almotht forgot Thally 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 16, 2017 #887 Share Posted October 16, 2017 I appeared on that TV show call Crimestoppers! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted October 18, 2017 #888 Share Posted October 18, 2017 Wow my friends were right, this is a perfect match between your face and my butt. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DebDandelion Posted October 19, 2017 #889 Share Posted October 19, 2017 On 18/10/2017 at 7:24 AM, newbloodmoon said: Wow my friends were right, this is a perfect match between your face and my butt. Nooooooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DebDandelion Posted October 19, 2017 #890 Share Posted October 19, 2017 On 16/10/2017 at 6:03 PM, Mr Mork said: I appeared on that TV show call Crimestoppers! U were the host then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klownzilla Posted October 21, 2017 #891 Share Posted October 21, 2017 Allright i'm gonna talk in your language so we can have an intelligent conversation. "OINK" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted October 21, 2017 #892 Share Posted October 21, 2017 "You call that a knife?" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeder Posted October 22, 2017 #893 Share Posted October 22, 2017 "Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seaturtlehorsesnake Posted October 22, 2017 #894 Share Posted October 22, 2017 On 10/21/2017 at 9:45 AM, acute said: "You call that a knife?" as a cook, this would actually work. you insult my my kitchen knives at your peril. the peril being you leave and don't get to eat the nice meal i made. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 23, 2017 #895 Share Posted October 23, 2017 My 12 kids cant wait to meet you, honey bun X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoofGardener Posted October 23, 2017 #896 Share Posted October 23, 2017 My leg is REALLY hurting. Do you mind if I take it off ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DebDandelion Posted October 24, 2017 #897 Share Posted October 24, 2017 8 hours ago, Mr Mork said: My 12 kids cant wait to meet you, honey bun X It is not the twelve kids that ruined this...its the name calling.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DebDandelion Posted October 24, 2017 #898 Share Posted October 24, 2017 8 hours ago, RoofGardener said: My leg is REALLY hurting. Do you mind if I take it off ? Not ruined... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+joc Posted October 24, 2017 #899 Share Posted October 24, 2017 So...are you a little Preggo or is that just baby fat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klownzilla Posted October 24, 2017 #900 Share Posted October 24, 2017 You remind me of something i read today...what was it...oh yeah "best used before 1973" 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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