acute Posted August 28, 2017 #801 Share Posted August 28, 2017 "You could probably sue somebody for that haircut." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DebDandelion Posted August 28, 2017 #802 Share Posted August 28, 2017 4 hours ago, AustinHinton said: Your so cute when you blush, your cheeks look like a monkey's bottom. Suits your mustache that looks like a monkey's tail...(drum roll) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galactic Goatman Posted August 29, 2017 #803 Share Posted August 29, 2017 8 hours ago, DebDandelion said: Suits your mustache that looks like a monkey's tail...(drum roll) Well, at least I didn't walk out of the lady's room with TP on my foot! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted August 29, 2017 #804 Share Posted August 29, 2017 I just discovered the internet after a 30 year stretch in the joint. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DebDandelion Posted August 29, 2017 #805 Share Posted August 29, 2017 11 hours ago, newbloodmoon said: I just discovered the internet after a 30 year stretch in the joint. Not ruined...we can all change...if we choose to... So a second chance at life! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galactic Goatman Posted August 31, 2017 #806 Share Posted August 31, 2017 "If you don't mind me saying madam, your bottom is so large it would give Texas a run for it's money." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seaturtlehorsesnake Posted August 31, 2017 #807 Share Posted August 31, 2017 well, I'm filled with hate, I don't know if that helps 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted August 31, 2017 #808 Share Posted August 31, 2017 "I keep kittens in my freezer for a late night snack." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted August 31, 2017 #809 Share Posted August 31, 2017 "I would say you're beautiful, but I'm not quite that drunk.....yet." 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luca-RoseElsie-Raemom1921 Posted August 31, 2017 #810 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Oh man that was a wet one. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nephili Posted August 31, 2017 #811 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Does my finger smell weird to you?! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luca-RoseElsie-Raemom1921 Posted August 31, 2017 #812 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Can you put this paper bag over your head, so I can eat my food? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted August 31, 2017 #813 Share Posted August 31, 2017 I still breast feed so you will have to take over for my mother, she's going dry. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnchorSteam Posted August 31, 2017 #814 Share Posted August 31, 2017 4 hours ago, seaturtlehorsesnake said: well, I'm filled with hate, I don't know if that helps That might actually be helpful in certain places. Berkeley for example. One thing that might help end 90% of dates in a hurry; "I just got back from Mexico, you wouldn't happen to have any extra-strength laxatives, would you?" Just watch out for the 10% that are intrigued by that.... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted August 31, 2017 #815 Share Posted August 31, 2017 13 hours ago, Ruby04 said: Oh man that was a wet one. 10 hours ago, nephili said: Does my finger smell weird to you?! There is soooo much wrong when you put these two together. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luca-RoseElsie-Raemom1921 Posted August 31, 2017 #816 Share Posted August 31, 2017 5 hours ago, XenoFish said: There is soooo much wrong when you put these two together. Lol those were my thoughts to 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted August 31, 2017 #817 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Oh man, that was a wet one, does my finger smell weird to you. Yep Ruby and Nephili you've ruined our first date. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rashore Posted August 31, 2017 #818 Share Posted August 31, 2017 I have to log every person and the time I spent with them due to legal constraints in case I need to account for my actions.. you get it, right? We must have separate popcorn and soda cups because I'm not ready to share germs with you like that yet. You need to take your shoes off and put them into this basket before putting your feet into my vehicle. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nephili Posted September 1, 2017 #819 Share Posted September 1, 2017 I love you. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colectivo Posted September 1, 2017 #820 Share Posted September 1, 2017 I forgot my corega. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted September 2, 2017 #821 Share Posted September 2, 2017 "My Native American name is Flatulent Goat." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted September 2, 2017 #822 Share Posted September 2, 2017 "My wallets made of human flesh." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DebDandelion Posted September 2, 2017 #823 Share Posted September 2, 2017 4 hours ago, XenoFish said: "My wallets made of human flesh." I want to show you my set of skeleton ( real) keys... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnchorSteam Posted September 2, 2017 #824 Share Posted September 2, 2017 On 8/31/2017 at 9:33 PM, nephili said: I love you. Proof positive that the Human Race is an evolutionary dead-end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlitterRose Posted September 2, 2017 #825 Share Posted September 2, 2017 My spirit guide says that we're soulmates. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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