seeder Posted May 24, 2016 #101 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Ive got my Daffy Duck y-fronts on....specially for you 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeder Posted May 24, 2016 #102 Share Posted May 24, 2016 sometimes I fart so loud I wake myself up..... but I usually try and squeeze them all out before bedtime....cuddling really helps too....sometimes I just need someone to give me a big squeeze...that really helps. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranormal Panther Posted May 24, 2016 #103 Share Posted May 24, 2016 I'm between jobs right now. This also works if you want somebody to *not* be attracted to you. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted May 24, 2016 #104 Share Posted May 24, 2016 "You are really beautiful up close." "Are those real or fake?" "Don't worry I'm on medication, the voices don't talk much these days." "You want to go back to your place? I already know where you live." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeder Posted May 24, 2016 #105 Share Posted May 24, 2016 I have to tell you a personal thing....I hope it wont be an issue.....but....well.... I giggle when making love.....the faster I go the louder I laugh... so pls dont take it personally... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galactic Goatman Posted May 25, 2016 #106 Share Posted May 25, 2016 "I have plush dolls of all my former GFs, my collection is missing a blonde." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schadeaux Posted May 25, 2016 #107 Share Posted May 25, 2016 "My last girlfriend liked (anything here)" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted May 25, 2016 #108 Share Posted May 25, 2016 How much money do you have with you? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted May 25, 2016 #109 Share Posted May 25, 2016 (edited) Look, its not you...its that drop dead gorgeous bird stood by the bar. Edited May 25, 2016 by Mark One missing word 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vorg Posted May 26, 2016 #110 Share Posted May 26, 2016 I don't know why the last five b****es I dated didn't like me. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
my_psychosis Posted May 26, 2016 Author #111 Share Posted May 26, 2016 I need to run by the pharmacy and pick up my prescriptions. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadFox Posted May 26, 2016 #112 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Those deviled eggs I ate are giving me real bad gas. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senkaku Posted May 26, 2016 #113 Share Posted May 26, 2016 you are so annoying...not you, the voice in my head...I'm sorry what were you saying? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted May 27, 2016 #114 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Can we stop off at my moms first, I need to get an advance on my allowance. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seaturtlehorsesnake Posted May 27, 2016 #115 Share Posted May 27, 2016 "so, i like to go on this internet forum called unexplained mysteries..." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olate1 Posted May 28, 2016 #116 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Pull my finger. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schadeaux Posted May 28, 2016 #117 Share Posted May 28, 2016 My dad said you are hot... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted May 29, 2016 #118 Share Posted May 29, 2016 Oh by the way my parents are nudists and their house is a clothes free zone. They are dieing to have you over for a bbq. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A_Maine96 Posted June 8, 2016 #119 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Do you want to see my collection of photos I took of you over the years? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
my_psychosis Posted June 9, 2016 Author #120 Share Posted June 9, 2016 I work for a Telemarketing Company 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nameless One Posted June 9, 2016 #121 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Babe, your mom is smoking hot, and I'd totally love for you to be able to call me daddy in more ways than one. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordless Wanderer Posted June 9, 2016 #122 Share Posted June 9, 2016 So how much do you charge for an hour? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbloodmoon Posted June 9, 2016 #123 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Can I meet you at the restraunt? You live within 500 yards of the elementry school. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordless Wanderer Posted June 9, 2016 #124 Share Posted June 9, 2016 *looks at the guy/girl* I want a refund Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nameless One Posted June 9, 2016 #125 Share Posted June 9, 2016 7 hours ago, newbloodmoon said: Can I meet you at the restraunt? You live within 500 yards of the elementry school. This is disturbing newbloodmoon. lol Gotta go, see you ladies and gents in a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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