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Like a viking!


Keel M.

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Doing my own appendectomy, with a dull butter knife....like a Viking.

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Swivelling in my swivel chair .... like a Viking!

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Having a pity party like a viking.

Oh wait. Never mind. They don't have those kinds of parties do they? :huh:

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3 hours ago, Hyades said:

Ouija, Mark, thanks for the CGI script, actions...

Hi hyades their actually GIFs (Graphic Interchange Format).  Type `cat gifs` into your browser and you will be shown several static images of cats.  Click through them and you`ll notice many of them are animated.  If you wish to know how to implement them here - let me know pal.

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To make the life of hardworking Vikings a bit easier, I'm passing this leaflet around in your neighbourhood....like a Viking.

 

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PS: Support your local Viking

 

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Placing an order with Tesco to be delivered later ..... just like a Viking!

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4 minutes ago, ouija ouija said:

Placing an order with Tesco to be delivered later ..... just like a Viking!

TESCO!!!!  What about ASDA...you fiend!

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I am reliably informed that Vikings don't go to ASDA :P

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2 hours ago, ouija ouija said:

I am reliably informed that Vikings don't go to ASDA :P

Vikings plunder Waitrose. Everyone knows that.

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"Police have released an image of a man they want to speak to in connection with the theft of a coffee machine from Waitrose, in Willerby.
The man, pictured, is alleged to have stolen the machine and a cat toy from the Beverley Lane store. He is believed to have put the items in his trolley, before leaving the store, without paying."... just like a Viking

 

 

 

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forgive the rush job... like a Viking
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Throwing an ax into George Pell's face  .... 

 

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.....     like a Viking .  

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Re-lining my clothes drawers with scented paper ...... like a Viking! :lol:  Well, maybe like a Mrs. Viking?

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1 hour ago, back to earth said:

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"When I see aloft upon a tree,
A corpse swinging from a rope.
Then I cut and paint runes
So that the man walks and speaks with me."

- Havamal

 

I read Runes......yeah, like a Viking B)

 

 

 

"Lo, there do I see my father.
Lo, there do I see my mother.
And my sister and my brother
Lo, there do I see the line of my people
Back to the beginning.
Lo, they do call to me.
They bid me take my place among them
In the halls of Valhalla
Where the brave may live forever."

- Viking death prayer  smileys-military-107937.gif

 

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We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!

 

 

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Opening a package from Lakeland, just like a Viking.

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