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YOU are BANNED! (Part 6)


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Banned for hiding the lessons & all those pennies. mmheheheteehe so stupid

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OH! to be the infammous mouser kitteh ! nobody's purrrrfect yes I added an AND " & "
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Banned for putting the lessons in a "safe" place and now no one can find them.   :rolleyes:

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You keep coming up with these modern Woman's Proverbs I don't know about you TC! I'm running out of frames. BANNED !

 

eeeh comm/connnnection lag.. might post 33333333 times

 

eh I have to quit using these Canadian lines

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Banned for running out of frames!

 

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Banned for being funny.

 

 

=-=-=-=-=-=-= misc.: St

Some of this is probably from users in here too no doubt,

JOKES EH!  I'm not fat, I'm just a bit too short for my weight.  

Another Modern Man's/WOMAN'S PROVERB
No matter what's bothering if you fart you'll feel better. -Julia Childs :thumbsup: /SARC!

I don't think
Julia Childs ever said that.

No?!?!?!?!?

hahahaa!
!:0

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Banned for bringing Julia Child into this, but that reminded me that I need to look for one of her recipes tomorrow.  

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Banned for putting off 'til tomorrow what you could, in all probability, just as easily do today... 

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On 16/01/2019 at 3:16 PM, MWoo7 said:

No matter what's bothering if you fart you'll feel better. -Julia Childs :thumbsup: /SARC!

I don't think
Julia Childs ever said that.

No?!?!?!?!?

hahahaa!
!:0

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Right... i was going to say, "Banned, for I doubt she ever actually said that"......

 Unbanned tho, for the thought may have crossed her worrisome mind... on the heels of a gigantic gaseous emission, no doubt

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for the Unbanning
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You're back!!  Welcome!!  And you're banned for being gone for so long.  :P   

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TC banned for welcoming in stray cats

... or long lost life of crime putter tats !   aaHW grr n o  fancy gif  emoti o... this will do:::: :rofl:











YEAH! hey hey there puttering purrrr purrrrrrrrrrr prrrrrrrrrrrrrr ehEM!!!!!!!!! purrfectCAT WHAT !!?!!?!?!?  

 

CERTAINLY : * )  I mean CHRISTMAS TREE /purrrpetrator cat WELCOME BACK !!
NOW DON'T GET A BIG HEAD YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE JOINT.

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Banned for making me look around for a Christmas Tree!!  :P 

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Banned for throwing it out completely, obviously you don't have a kitty troop cruising around every other day.  Toss it in the back yard as there tons of fun times left in that old tree yet. See we have pre rubbish this and pre that areas / bins because you never know when it might come in handy.

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3 hours ago, MWoo7 said:

Banned for throwing it out completely, obviously you don't have a kitty troop cruising around every other day.  Toss it in the back yard as there tons of fun times left in that old tree yet. See we have pre rubbish this and pre that areas / bins because you never know when it might come in handy.

Banned because my kitty troop knocked off most the bulbs on the bottom of the tree so it's safely tucked away.  

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  • 2 weeks later...

purrrpetrator did not have his own traditional xmas tree to knock down this year - or last year or the year before that, etc, etc, since an armload or two of fragrant fir pine or spruce greenery, salvaged from a forest floor virtually next door (which is always fairly littered with the stuff) the aftermath of recurring winterstorms, when even casually plunked in a couple of vases, do pleasantly provide all the standard hopeful festive notes... that and the Pernod... and the Peruvian... toss on some tinsel, still present as very tantalizing targets, to boot!...

 

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*grabs another set of reading glasses of the three just noticed on head*  

Banned eeeeh because I haven't had my coffee/covfevefefe yet?

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Unbanned for - oooh, is that coffee that I can smell?  Oh go on then.  I'll have mine with milk and two sweeteners, luv

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Banned for not having enough coffee to share with everyone.  

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Hi, tc, it's been a while. Banned for old time's sake. :D

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TC banned off coffee/covevefefe aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand!!!!!!!! speaking of coffee/covevefefe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! woohoo-dancing-banana-smiley-emoticon.gi   we- wee, weee *C OUGHS OUT FUR BALL****** WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !  )                  )                              )  )


EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !

*crickets*

Gee I just love that name but you`re still banned! trippy.gif

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Banned because I AM out of coffee....this is an emergency.    :blink:

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Banned for emergency .... which made me think of this....

 

Was just trying to post this somewhere quickly....

 

2t4s49.gif ,.,.,.,.,.,.,. well it wasn't the dog.

Probably not the kitty.

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Banned for giving me snippets of food and then filming it.....

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Banned for griping about the handouts (and copping a feel!)

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OMG.Too!.funny! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! those both were even WAY WAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!! better than my photo commentary  BOOOO! 
BOTH BANNED FOR THAT !

Laterzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Banned (though you will be back) for deemimg yourself wholly unworthy (crushed, in fact), in view of the obvious superiority of imagination, and lofty, cerebral (& brilliant) wit of the preceding poster... and then responding tragically, bizarrely, symbolically, by excluding them... aka Banning

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to summarize, it's a ban for a ban
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