UM-Bot Posted September 3, 2016 #1 Share Posted September 3, 2016 Contortionist Gerkary Bracho's monstrous four-inch tongue has gained quite a following on social media. http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/news/298481/girls-tongue-is-so-long-she-can-lick-her-eye 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubblykiss Posted September 3, 2016 #2 Share Posted September 3, 2016 Congratulations lady, the world now officially knows about your gross little secret. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post LV-426 Posted September 3, 2016 Popular Post #3 Share Posted September 3, 2016 *insert random inappropriate comment here* 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubblykiss Posted September 3, 2016 #4 Share Posted September 3, 2016 1 minute ago, LV-426 said: *insert random inappropriate comment here* *replies with dry witted response that almost nobody will get while calculating the number of down-votes received* 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonardo Posted September 3, 2016 #5 Share Posted September 3, 2016 Is 15 minutes (or seconds) of fame really worth it? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldorado Posted September 3, 2016 #6 Share Posted September 3, 2016 Dinner is in the eye of the beholder. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted September 3, 2016 #7 Share Posted September 3, 2016 I like how they call her a contortionist, personally I would call it a freak of nature. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted September 3, 2016 #8 Share Posted September 3, 2016 She's actually the Frog Princess ... ~ 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted September 3, 2016 #9 Share Posted September 3, 2016 Is she part xenomorph? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+and-then Posted September 3, 2016 #10 Share Posted September 3, 2016 This reminds me of an old and quite off color joke - which I will refrain from sharing - but the sad thing is it may be her ONLY claim to being different or special. Some gift, eh? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wreck7 Posted September 4, 2016 #11 Share Posted September 4, 2016 I wonder if she hangs her head out the window when she's driving? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarChild6914 Posted September 4, 2016 #12 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Id marry her, obviously you idiots dont see the bueaty in getting your ******* licked by your loved one :P 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted September 4, 2016 #13 Share Posted September 4, 2016 (edited) Ellen DeGeneres would like her. Edited September 4, 2016 by Hawkin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nzo Posted September 4, 2016 #14 Share Posted September 4, 2016 I found that rather disturbing. At least she knows what her super powers are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oniomancer Posted September 4, 2016 #15 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Destined to replace Viper from Doomsday in your mythology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olate1 Posted September 4, 2016 #16 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Disturbing, yet amazing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawken Posted September 4, 2016 #17 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Gene Simmons, you have competition. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneshot_me Posted September 4, 2016 #18 Share Posted September 4, 2016 My kind of woman. ;) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwynbleidd Posted September 5, 2016 #19 Share Posted September 5, 2016 Because we all have aspirations to lick our own eyeball right?!? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted September 5, 2016 #20 Share Posted September 5, 2016 Something just occurred to me ... Is it quite possible that her head is small and her face shorter than the usual and her eyes are actually nearer to her tongue rather than her tongue being longer to reach the eye ? ~ hehehehe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glockornothing Posted September 5, 2016 #21 Share Posted September 5, 2016 Has Killary called her yet and offered her Huma's job? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woopypooky Posted September 6, 2016 #22 Share Posted September 6, 2016 wont be useful to her partner at all. unless she wasnt straight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travelling Man Posted September 11, 2016 #23 Share Posted September 11, 2016 Meh. I have a friend from college that we called, "Lizardman." His tongue was so long that he could touch the tip to his earlobes AND lick his eyebrow - all without having to grab and stretch it. This is amateur stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rlyeh Posted September 12, 2016 #24 Share Posted September 12, 2016 On 6/09/2016 at 9:31 PM, woopypooky said: wont be useful to her partner at all. unless she wasnt straight I'm pretty sure a man could find her useful. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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