Super Power +

[XenoFish]

All right ladies and gents. Let's make up a super power and how you would use it. It can be anything + Kinesis.

For example.

Lactose-kinesis: The ability to control milk through mental influence.

"Every morning I pour a bowl of cereal and use my lactosekinesis to add my milk."

Who's next.

The more absurd the better.

[justcallmefox]

Phobo-kinesis.

The ability to control peoples' fear through mental influence.

That sounds vaguely terrifying, to be honest...

[seaturtlehorsesnake]

tardigrade-kinesis

the ability to control water bears with my mind. i want countless tiny, adorable, and indestructable minions. can they actually do that much? no, but so what.  they're water bears

[freetoroam]

Is this part of your new work out? 

Jeeeze Xenofish, i thought you were talking a bit of jogging each morning, a couple of  press ups and light weight lifting, I was not expecting lactosebloodykinesis. 

 

[XenoFish]

1 minute ago, freetoroam said:

Is this part of your new work out? 

Jeeeze Xenofish, i thought you were talking a bit of jogging each morning, a couple of  press ups and light weight lifting, I was not expecting lactosebloodykinesis. 

 

Gotta exercise those mental muscles.

Paranoia-kinesis: The ability to induce paranoia in anyone with a glance, slight smirk helps.

 

[freetoroam]

Hairysuit-kinesis = the ability to make people think they have a spotted bigfoot.

[Claire.]

Supercalifragilisticskepticalikenesis - The ability to turn everyone into super skeptics.

[freetoroam]

floatinglog - kinesis - the ability to make people think they have spotted nessy.

Edited September 19, 2016 by freetoroam

[justcallmefox]

Skeleto-kinesis: the ability to make someone see all people as skeletons

[freetoroam]

probing-kinesis -  the ability to make people  believe they have been abducted by aliens.

Edited September 19, 2016 by freetoroam

[justcallmefox]

booby-kinesis: the ability to tell if breasts are real or fake, with a mere glance

[XenoFish]

Narcoleptic-kinesis: A power every history teacher I've ever known has, the ability to put people to sleep with your droning voice.

Edited September 19, 2016 by XenoFish

[justcallmefox]

Just now, XenoFish said:

Narcoleptic-kinesis: A power every history teacher I've ever known has, the ability to put people to sleep with your droning voice.

My math teachers always had that power. 

 

[XenoFish]

Flatulence-kinetics

The ability to condense a fart into an infinitely potent gas bomb. A variant of aero-kinesis.

I think my cousin and his brother possess this ability.

Edited September 19, 2016 by XenoFish

[Hudds]

19 minutes ago, XenoFish said:

Gotta exercise those mental muscles.

Haven't you done plenty of that when answering some of my questions? 

[XenoFish]

Just now, Hudds said:

Haven't you done plenty of that when answering some of my questions? 

Psssht......Those are

[Hudds]

8 minutes ago, XenoFish said:

Psssht......Those are

I now know how you felt after you answered my questions. 

I see that you are definitely again gone into weight lifting mode, recently. 

Edited September 19, 2016 by Hudds

[XenoFish]

Meh, I can't really take this forum too seriously anymore. Don't want to sprain my brain.

Piekinesis

The ability to move a piece of pie from a plate to my face, nom nom.

[Hudds]

2 minutes ago, XenoFish said:

Piekinesis

The ability to move a piece of pie from a plate to my face, nom nom

Hold on a minute, isn't that a total couch potato mode? 

[XenoFish]

2 minutes ago, Hudds said:

Hold on a minute, isn't that a total couch potato mode? 

Noooooo.....I have to think about doing it in order to engage the kinetic energy of my muscle to achieve results. Duh

Tacobell-kinesis

The ability to induce terrible bowel movements in others that are commonly associated with eating taco bell.

[tcgram]

Caffeinekinesis: the power to have caffeine of your choice appear before you whenever you need it.  

[Thorvir]

4 hours ago, XenoFish said:

Flatulence-kinetics

The ability to condense a fart into an infinitely potent gas bomb. A variant of aero-kinesis.

I think my cousin and his brother possess this ability.

 

[Thorvir]

I was right, this was minutes of fun.

From my wife:
ketchup-kinesis -- the ability to mentally control the exact amount of ketchup being put on your hot dog.

[seaturtlehorsesnake]

50 minutes ago, Thorvir Hrothgaard said:

I was right, this was minutes of fun.

From my wife:
ketchup-kinesis -- the ability to mentally control the exact amount of ketchup being put on your hot dog.

i work at a restaurant and i need this power

ketchup squeeze bottles are terrible, they either dribble or explode out with no in between

[Habitat]

Yes, and squeeze bottles for honey are even dumber.