XenoFish Posted September 19, 2016 #1 Share Posted September 19, 2016 All right ladies and gents. Let's make up a super power and how you would use it. It can be anything + Kinesis. For example. Lactose-kinesis: The ability to control milk through mental influence. "Every morning I pour a bowl of cereal and use my lactosekinesis to add my milk." Who's next. The more absurd the better. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justcallmefox Posted September 19, 2016 #2 Share Posted September 19, 2016 Phobo-kinesis. The ability to control peoples' fear through mental influence. That sounds vaguely terrifying, to be honest... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seaturtlehorsesnake Posted September 19, 2016 #3 Share Posted September 19, 2016 tardigrade-kinesis the ability to control water bears with my mind. i want countless tiny, adorable, and indestructable minions. can they actually do that much? no, but so what. they're water bears 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted September 19, 2016 #4 Share Posted September 19, 2016 Is this part of your new work out? Jeeeze Xenofish, i thought you were talking a bit of jogging each morning, a couple of press ups and light weight lifting, I was not expecting lactosebloodykinesis. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted September 19, 2016 Author #5 Share Posted September 19, 2016 1 minute ago, freetoroam said: Is this part of your new work out? Jeeeze Xenofish, i thought you were talking a bit of jogging each morning, a couple of press ups and light weight lifting, I was not expecting lactosebloodykinesis. Gotta exercise those mental muscles. Paranoia-kinesis: The ability to induce paranoia in anyone with a glance, slight smirk helps. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted September 19, 2016 #6 Share Posted September 19, 2016 Hairysuit-kinesis = the ability to make people think they have a spotted bigfoot. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire. Posted September 19, 2016 #7 Share Posted September 19, 2016 Supercalifragilisticskepticalikenesis - The ability to turn everyone into super skeptics. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted September 19, 2016 #8 Share Posted September 19, 2016 (edited) floatinglog - kinesis - the ability to make people think they have spotted nessy. Edited September 19, 2016 by freetoroam 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justcallmefox Posted September 19, 2016 #9 Share Posted September 19, 2016 Skeleto-kinesis: the ability to make someone see all people as skeletons 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted September 19, 2016 #10 Share Posted September 19, 2016 (edited) probing-kinesis - the ability to make people believe they have been abducted by aliens. Edited September 19, 2016 by freetoroam 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justcallmefox Posted September 19, 2016 #11 Share Posted September 19, 2016 booby-kinesis: the ability to tell if breasts are real or fake, with a mere glance 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted September 19, 2016 Author #12 Share Posted September 19, 2016 (edited) Narcoleptic-kinesis: A power every history teacher I've ever known has, the ability to put people to sleep with your droning voice. Edited September 19, 2016 by XenoFish 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justcallmefox Posted September 19, 2016 #13 Share Posted September 19, 2016 Just now, XenoFish said: Narcoleptic-kinesis: A power every history teacher I've ever known has, the ability to put people to sleep with your droning voice. My math teachers always had that power. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted September 19, 2016 Author #14 Share Posted September 19, 2016 (edited) Flatulence-kinetics The ability to condense a fart into an infinitely potent gas bomb. A variant of aero-kinesis. I think my cousin and his brother possess this ability. Edited September 19, 2016 by XenoFish 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hudds Posted September 19, 2016 #15 Share Posted September 19, 2016 19 minutes ago, XenoFish said: Gotta exercise those mental muscles. Haven't you done plenty of that when answering some of my questions? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted September 19, 2016 Author #16 Share Posted September 19, 2016 Just now, Hudds said: Haven't you done plenty of that when answering some of my questions? Psssht......Those are 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hudds Posted September 19, 2016 #17 Share Posted September 19, 2016 (edited) 8 minutes ago, XenoFish said: Psssht......Those are I now know how you felt after you answered my questions. I see that you are definitely again gone into weight lifting mode, recently. Edited September 19, 2016 by Hudds 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted September 19, 2016 Author #18 Share Posted September 19, 2016 Meh, I can't really take this forum too seriously anymore. Don't want to sprain my brain. Piekinesis The ability to move a piece of pie from a plate to my face, nom nom. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hudds Posted September 19, 2016 #19 Share Posted September 19, 2016 2 minutes ago, XenoFish said: Piekinesis The ability to move a piece of pie from a plate to my face, nom nom Hold on a minute, isn't that a total couch potato mode? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted September 19, 2016 Author #20 Share Posted September 19, 2016 2 minutes ago, Hudds said: Hold on a minute, isn't that a total couch potato mode? Noooooo.....I have to think about doing it in order to engage the kinetic energy of my muscle to achieve results. Duh Tacobell-kinesis The ability to induce terrible bowel movements in others that are commonly associated with eating taco bell. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted September 19, 2016 #21 Share Posted September 19, 2016 Caffeinekinesis: the power to have caffeine of your choice appear before you whenever you need it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorvir Posted September 20, 2016 #22 Share Posted September 20, 2016 4 hours ago, XenoFish said: Flatulence-kinetics The ability to condense a fart into an infinitely potent gas bomb. A variant of aero-kinesis. I think my cousin and his brother possess this ability. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorvir Posted September 20, 2016 #23 Share Posted September 20, 2016 I was right, this was minutes of fun. From my wife: ketchup-kinesis -- the ability to mentally control the exact amount of ketchup being put on your hot dog. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seaturtlehorsesnake Posted September 20, 2016 #24 Share Posted September 20, 2016 50 minutes ago, Thorvir Hrothgaard said: I was right, this was minutes of fun. From my wife: ketchup-kinesis -- the ability to mentally control the exact amount of ketchup being put on your hot dog. i work at a restaurant and i need this power ketchup squeeze bottles are terrible, they either dribble or explode out with no in between 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habitat Posted September 20, 2016 #25 Share Posted September 20, 2016 Yes, and squeeze bottles for honey are even dumber. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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