Things I would do rather than watch debates

[quiXilver]

I'd rather help Martha Stewart make holiday decorations...

oh... and is that Barry White playing in the background...?

(hmm... seems I need a moment alone)

[+OverSword]

I would rather expose myself to a convent than watch a presidential debate in 2016.

[Zenith]

Set my teeth on fire.

[tcgram]

I'd rather have ice picks shoved in my ears and hot pokers in my eyes than to have to watch/listen to the 2016 debates.  

[MWoo7]

Amen .... you all should be putting out ""  RECENT PROVERBS BY MODERN MAN ! """

 

Oh, theme focus point struct topic blah  ... ah doing somehting ...ah something along these lines ?

Nowadays BOOK, you know your getting old when you can't believe it was published.

 

Edited September 28, 2016 by MWoo7

[tcgram]

1 hour ago, quiXilver said:

oh... and is that Barry White playing in the background...?

(hmm... seems I need a moment alone)

Barry White??    *swoons*  

[MWoo7]

Well naturally girl OMG ! THAT HAS GOT TO BE THE FUNNIEST THING IN HERE ! on the throne Barry Manilow CRANKED UP ! OH! I thought you were referring to my bathroom shot ! Barry White I mean < edit

 

Edited September 28, 2016 by MWoo7

[Sakari]

16 hours ago, third_eye said:

What if she made you an Indecent Proposal ... say ... a million bucks and Bill's keys to the 1967 Mustang Convertible ?

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Sold, in a heartbeat.....I am 50 now, my morals, and standards have been lowered quite a bit.

[SHaYap]

3 minutes ago, Sakari said:

Sold, in a heartbeat.....I am 50 now, my morals, and standards have been lowered quite a bit.

Yeah ... the Mustang is ever a clincher ...

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Edited September 28, 2016 by third_eye
somethings just sound better as thoughts than sentences ...

[Sakari]

Just now, third_eye said:

Yeah ... the Mustang clinches it I bet ...

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[SHaYap]

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[newbloodmoon]

I'd rather eat feces.

[MWoo7]

GINGER ALE ! Laterzzz I have to get to the store and I might even come back.

[MWoo7]

Okay back, I'd rather be caged on an ant pile and then run through the night until I drop only to be let back in the cage again in the morning and always fed gruel with maggots etc. in it.  Read it in a book or such about red army or brainwashing, I guess that's how some people treated the POW's, quit different from the federal holiday inns for some judges lawyers etc. in the states.

[White Unicorn]

Geez it sounds like many of us  here were some of the ones in that national bug pole that compared candidates to aweful things in their likeability! I remember one was that having lice was more likeable. 

BTW I think when you get polled it's worse then debates!

 

[MWoo7]

Now just remove and pop in Sarah Palin, remove and pop in Ben Carson, wouldn't that be fun ! re: "  (awful)aweful things in their (likability)likeability! "

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