little_dreamer Posted November 25, 2016 #51 Share Posted November 25, 2016 I couldn't find a bathroom, so I had to .... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenith Posted November 26, 2016 #52 Share Posted November 26, 2016 Really, all I want to talk about is Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 26, 2016 #53 Share Posted November 26, 2016 *pointing a shot gun* Ah want thah job youth or your gunna ged it! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katniss Posted November 27, 2016 #54 Share Posted November 27, 2016 *busts through door on a moped - hits Interviewer's desk - then gets off moped and quietly sits down* Ummmmyeah sorry about that. I thought I was going to be late. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sees Posted November 27, 2016 Author #55 Share Posted November 27, 2016 (edited) Before shaking hands, sprays his hand with an anti-bacteria aerosol..."sorry, you can never be too careful!" Edited November 27, 2016 by sees 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back to earth Posted November 28, 2016 #56 Share Posted November 28, 2016 Before we start .... I need go poo-poo . Oh ! Wait ....... < strain .... grimace > ...... doesnt matter ... go on , what were you saying ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katniss Posted November 29, 2016 #57 Share Posted November 29, 2016 (edited) Why no. I don't see why having narcolepsy wou.......ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...impede me fro......ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.....doing this jo......ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Edited November 29, 2016 by Nick Rock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back to earth Posted November 29, 2016 #58 Share Posted November 29, 2016 My pockets hurt . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sees Posted November 29, 2016 Author #59 Share Posted November 29, 2016 Here we go again....I am getting really fed up of being REJECTED from jobs. ANYONE WOULD THINK I HAD A PROBLEM WITH ANGER!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 29, 2016 #60 Share Posted November 29, 2016 It took me two trains, 4 buses and one taxi just to arrive here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sees Posted November 29, 2016 Author #61 Share Posted November 29, 2016 Ha...that's a good one! You almost had me believing that job description was real....seriously - SERIOUSLY??? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted December 17, 2016 #62 Share Posted December 17, 2016 This coffee which you've given me tastes like *****, me mucker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sees Posted December 17, 2016 Author #63 Share Posted December 17, 2016 OK so now the interview is over I need to know if I've got the job....no pressure but TELL ME NOW!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted December 17, 2016 #64 Share Posted December 17, 2016 (edited) "Not many people can pull off the 'greasy hair' look. So..... When do I start?" Edited December 17, 2016 by acute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rashore Posted December 17, 2016 #65 Share Posted December 17, 2016 "I gotta have off every other Wed, the second Tuesday of the month, first Thursday of the month, and every other Friday that isn't in a week I have Wed off. I have to keep up on my appointments otherwise I'll lose my spots at the spa and beauty salon." "Ok, so, I need an hour lunch instead of half hour because I do my meditations at noon and really need time to wind down from work and get ready to get back to work and still have time to get in a good thirty minute zen, you know?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sees Posted December 17, 2016 Author #66 Share Posted December 17, 2016 I hope you don't mind that I'm wearing my usual casual clothes! Why be fake right? Suits are sooo boring! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWoo7 Posted December 18, 2016 #67 Share Posted December 18, 2016 I must say I'm not fond of eating garbage and I've never picked up the aptitude/knack of kissing very well, just one of those things. Oh favors and hints I've never delt with that, ever, but as long as you've a company full of Team Players without their heads in the sand so to speak I can naturally see a glimmer of progress for this company, well of course if the directors and managers are flexible you know in taking direction and constructive criticism. You know they've said that a wise king surrounds himself with even wiser council Mr. Steel. Just two bits to let you ponder now I really must be getting to my hair appointment, good day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sees Posted December 19, 2016 Author #68 Share Posted December 19, 2016 Oh coffee? I do hope it's organic and that the water is filtered. I couldn't possibly work here otherwise! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Noteverythingisaconspiracy Posted December 19, 2016 #69 Share Posted December 19, 2016 (edited) "I actually have a job right now, but I expect to lose it just as soon as they find out what I did" Edited December 19, 2016 by Noteverythingisaconspiracy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katniss Posted January 27, 2017 #70 Share Posted January 27, 2017 No you say? But I thought being an arsonist would qualify me for fighting fires. I deal with fire all the time. How can I not qualify? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted January 27, 2017 #71 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Hold on a minute Mr Diggles. Ive not been given the job yet and your asking me personal/private questions like that! Carry on mate and things will get heated. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmer77 Posted January 27, 2017 #72 Share Posted January 27, 2017 Hey do you have any visine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katniss Posted January 29, 2017 #73 Share Posted January 29, 2017 (edited) No? *hiccup* But I qualify for drunk being me thought would bar tending for this job. *passes out hits floor* Edited January 29, 2017 by Nick Rock 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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