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Robert Mugabe To Address UK Parliament

 

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Saudi Sheikh Rat al Anrole thrilled at invite to Buckingham Palace karaoke night.

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Chelsea Clinton Mezvinsky starts exploratory committee to run for president.

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17 minutes ago, The Butler said:

Murder Rate At 47 Year High

:rolleyes:

I don't know if it's a 47 year high, but places like my city and Chicago have seen a very real uptake in gang related shootings.

On that same note...Police train gangbangers at shooting range to prevent innocent bystanders from getting killed.

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Dear Mr. or Ms. Mod,

Is it too late to delete this thread?

When I started it, I didn't see the almost identical one from the week before!

Yours ObviouslyNotPayingEnoughAttention-ly,

acute.

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1 hour ago, acute said:

Dear Mr. or Ms. Mod,

Is it too late to delete this thread?

When I started it, I didn't see the almost identical one from the week before!

Yours ObviouslyNotPayingEnoughAttention-ly,

acute.

Maybe merge this into the other one?

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Hedgehog Has Fleas!

Reputable sources state they're already falling on people's heads!

 

Fears follow shocking discovery of thousands of illegal infectious parasite ridden hedgehogs all over country.  

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President Trump held, for over 4 minutes, a coherent reasoning in a press conference today!!

 

 

Spoiler

Naaah, who am I kidding, He lost his train of thought after the usual 15 seconds....

 

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Afghan Rug Claims Another Victim!

The rug was placed in custody due to fear it might flee justice

 

An undocumented Rug, suspected to originate from Afghanistan, tripped its owner, an elderly woman who escaped death by seven inches of her own body fat that cushioned her fall.    

'What if I was skinny?' asks shocked woman, expressing her regrets over purchase of dangerous exotic item  

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United States Admits: OK, it didn't quite work. Can we go back to being part of the UK please. 

 

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Pootylicious! Big Bad Vlad tells us how to get that hot beach bod in time for summer

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Pig Dies As House Is Blown Down

 

 

Breaking news..... Second pig dies as house is blown down.

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25 minutes ago, Eldorado said:

Pig Dies As House Is Blown Down

 

 

Breaking news..... Second pig dies as house is blown down.

 

Breaking-breaking News - this just in: "Third little piggie was saved by Rambo. Green Jelly has the full story:"

 

 

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