The thread of ridiculous worries

[+ouija ouija]

I'm worried that I won't be able to get home from hospital tomorrow.

[Space Commander Travis]

2 hours ago, ouija ouija said:

I'm worried that I won't be able to get home from hospital tomorrow.

Oh dear, are you going as a customer or do you work there?

[+ouija ouija]

1 hour ago, Manfred von Dreidecker said:

Oh dear, are you going as a customer or do you work there?

A customer. A friend is taking me there but I have to find my own way back. It's a ridiculous worry . I live in a rural area where the buses are extremely unreliable ...... in fact I haven't been on a bus for about four years! I don't have a car and I also don't have a mobile phone so if I get stranded anywhere I'm stuffed. I don't really want to spend the kind of money a taxi costs but I may have to resort to that.

[Mark One]

21 minutes ago, ouija ouija said:

A customer. A friend is taking me there but I have to find my own way back. It's a ridiculous worry . I live in a rural area where the buses are extremely unreliable ...... in fact I haven't been on a bus for about four years! I don't have a car and I also don't have a mobile phone so if I get stranded anywhere I'm stuffed. I don't really want to spend the kind of money a taxi costs but I may have to resort to that.

That is a real worry Ouija.  If you use facebook etc, you could always put out a request to anyone who is heading back your way?

[+ouija ouija]

I don't use FaceBook but I think it's highly unlikely someone would be going my way at the right time. This is the main problem, my appointment is for 8:40a.m. but I could wait for hours after that before I'm seen so I couldn't arrange for a lift back, not knowing when I would be ready to go. It will be fine. This time tomorrow I will have forgotten all about it!

[Mark One]

I`m now worried by these visions I keep recieving.  Its a scene in which Ouija is walking along the side of a dual carriageway, trying to thumb a lift.

[+ouija ouija]

No ridiculous worries here!  My friend got me to the hospital 15mns early, I was seen early and the ultrasound procedure didn't take too long so my friend had time to take me home before she went to work. Brilliant! By 9:30a.m. I was sitting at home enjoying tea and toast .

Only downside? I now know I have another hernia ..... GRRR! Oops! sorry, wrong thread.

[Klownzilla]

I am worried that steven seagal has a very slow internet connection and that his dial up modem will be a victim to his aikido

[acute]

On ‎20‎/‎12‎/‎2017 at 6:02 PM, ouija ouija said:

I'm worried that I won't be able to get home from hospital tomorrow.

That's what you get for living in a stupid place, in the middle of nowhere.  

[Mark One]

9 hours ago, ouija ouija said:

No ridiculous worries here!  My friend got me to the hospital 15mns early, I was seen early and the ultrasound procedure didn't take too long so my friend had time to take me home before she went to work. Brilliant! By 9:30a.m. I was sitting at home enjoying tea and toast .

Only downside? I now know I have another hernia ..... GRRR! Oops! sorry, wrong thread.

That was indeed the first ever, TRUE rediculous worry!. 

Heres your reward, now wear it with pride X

[Mark One]

21 minutes ago, acute said:

That's what you get for living in a stupid place, in the middle of nowhere.  

I`m now having second thoughts about the badge.  What you wrote has now left me worrying about whether it will arrive at her remote address or get lost

[acute]

10 minutes ago, Mr Mork said:

I`m now having second thoughts about the badge.  What you wrote has now left me worrying about whether it will arrive at her remote address or get lost

She lives in a cave, up a 3-mile track, with stingers bursting your tires, and snipers in the watchtowers.

I am worried that the postman will be killed or worse.

[Mark One]

4 minutes ago, acute said:

She lives in a cave, up a 3-mile track, with stingers bursting your tires, and snipers in the watchtowers.

I am worried that the postman will be killed or worse.

 

[thatgrimlife]

I have to have my feet covered at night because as a child, I dreamed they were bitten off by an alligator at night.

[acute]

I am worried that Nostradamus's predictions were 100% accurate, but about 50 years late.

[Galactic Goatman]

I am worried acute will try and steal my life.  

[LV-426]

6 hours ago, The Ghastly Grimoire said:

I have to have my feet covered at night because as a child, I dreamed they were bitten off by an alligator at night.

Similar story here.

As a child, I had a dream about a monster that sneaked up on me from the end of the bed. Ever since, I've always tucked the duvet under my feet.

The habit has never gone away, but I'm pretty sure it's more to do with warm, cosy feet than monsters these days

[acute]

I am worried that LV-426 needs counselling, or a longer bed.

[acute]

11 hours ago, AustinHinton said:

I am worried acute will try and steal my life.  

I am worried that Austin doesn't own enough stuff to make stealing his identity profitable.

I may have to rack up some credit in his name.

Edited December 26, 2017 by acute

[seaturtlehorsesnake]

I'm worried that there aren't enough snakes

[Galactic Goatman]

I’m worried that @acute will steal my shirt. 

[Klownzilla]

I'm worried that a powerful force will drag me inside the television when they're airing a show about bridge constructions. I find that extremely boring and I want no part of it!!!

[Mark One]

I`m worried for Amanda Barries mouth!  She spends most of her day walking around with a opened mouth look.  What if the winds changes and her mouth remains like that?

[Mark One]

Continuing with the Big "Bother" topic I worry that the evictions are all rigged.

[acute]

I am worried that Dim Dong-Un's hairstyle is getting more ridiculous than my ridiculous worries.