The thread of ridiculous worries

[Helen of Annoy]

I'm worried that I have no particular worries, which should worry me.  

[Galactic Goatman]

I'm terrified I will be eaten by clouds.

[Helen of Annoy]

Now I'm worried Austin will fall with rain in my petunia patch. 

[acute]

I am worried that Big Mirk has been taken by Venusian Greys, and relentlessly probed.

Edited August 27, 2017 by acute
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[Helen of Annoy]

I'm worried that we'll never find out the truth. Or photos. So I'll have to photoshop it in the end, while I should be doing something else. 

[seaturtlehorsesnake]

i'm worried about sparrows. just what are they up to?

[acute]

1 hour ago, seaturtlehorsesnake said:

i'm worried about sparrows. just what are they up to?

At last! Somebody's said it!

I don't trust those feathery little ****ers.

[DingoLingo]

I'm worried that someone at home will eat my last tim tam in the freezer I have been saving for a snack when I fly home..

I even hid it right at the back of the freezer under the frozen veggies..

Kids.. damn kids can smell chocolate from a sealed container..

actually.. so can the missus..

open a packet of biscuits as quietly as possible while hidden in the wardrobe while the kids have music/tv blaring.. and as sure as the pope poops in the woods.. they are opening the door saying 'what are you eating'

[Helen of Annoy]

I'm worried that I'll win the lottery, quit my job, buy all the new parts my old car needs, which is all of them, paint the house, choose few new pieces of furniture and then die from the heart-attack caused by the fit of rage when assembling the last one. 

Edited August 27, 2017 by Helen of Annoy

[seaturtlehorsesnake]

1 hour ago, acute said:

At last! Somebody's said it!

I don't trust those feathery little ****ers.

the word sparrows has "arrow" in it. and if you rearrange (and change) the letters? 

war wasps

[DingoLingo]

I also worry that sloths are up to something.. like they are laying in wait... hatching some cunning plan to kill off humans..

nothing could be that cute and slow could evolve without some kind of hidden weapon..

[aka CAT]

1 hour ago, DingoLingo said:

I'm worried that someone at home will eat my last tim tam in the freezer I have been saving for a snack when I fly home..

I even hid it right at the back of the freezer under the frozen veggies..

Kids.. damn kids can smell chocolate from a sealed container..

actually.. so can the missus..

open a packet of biscuits as quietly as possible while hidden in the wardrobe while the kids have music/tv blaring.. and as sure as the pope poops in the woods.. they are opening the door saying 'what are you eating'

 

1 hour ago, DingoLingo said:

I also worry that sloths are up to something.. like they are laying in wait... hatching some cunning plan to kill off humans..

nothing could be that cute and slow could evolve without some kind of hidden weapon..

Re: chocolate and sloths -

I dread that, in their effort to hoard all of the chocolate,

sloths will redirect your aversion toward them to it.

 

 

[Klownzilla]

I'm worried that donut holes will swallow me in my sleep

[GlitterRose]

On 8/27/2017 at 11:15 AM, seaturtlehorsesnake said:

i'm worried about sparrows. just what are they up to?

Apparently, flying into people's houses.

[GlitterRose]

On 8/27/2017 at 1:03 PM, Helen of Annoy said:

I'm worried that I'll win the lottery, quit my job, buy all the new parts my old car needs, which is all of them, paint the house, choose few new pieces of furniture and then die from the heart-attack caused by the fit of rage when assembling the last one. 

Those directions are murder.

[GlitterRose]

On 8/27/2017 at 0:37 PM, DingoLingo said:

I'm worried that someone at home will eat my last tim tam in the freezer I have been saving for a snack when I fly home..

I even hid it right at the back of the freezer under the frozen veggies..

Kids.. damn kids can smell chocolate from a sealed container..

actually.. so can the missus..

open a packet of biscuits as quietly as possible while hidden in the wardrobe while the kids have music/tv blaring.. and as sure as the pope poops in the woods.. they are opening the door saying 'what are you eating'

I can smell your sealed chocolate from here. And I think that's pretty far away.

[GlitterRose]

On 8/22/2017 at 4:54 AM, acute said:

I am worried that ouija ouija has captured her stalker, tied him up in the garage, and she serenades him daily with ABBA songs.  [See Agnetha Fältskog]

Oh my goodness, not ABBA!

I guess you know my ridiculous worry now.

Edited September 8, 2017 by ChaosRose

[Aquila King]

I worry I won't ever finish this sen

[Mark One]

Now I dont intend to worry anyone but my mate, Tony Klunk told me today that he saw a Panther roaming the forum!!!!

[freetoroam]

5 minutes ago, Big Mirk said:

Now I dont intend to worry anyone but my mate, Tony Klunk told me today that he saw a Panther roaming the forum!!!!

No way!!!  His surname is Klunk? 

Edited September 28, 2017 by freetoroam

[Mark One]

2 minutes ago, freetoroam said:

No way!!!  His surname is Klunk? 

Look, that isnt really important is it, what with the man eating cat sightings etc.  If I was you I would log out for safety and have a early night in a locked room.

[freetoroam]

1 minute ago, Mr Mork said:

Look, that isnt really important is it, what with the man eating cat sightings etc.  If I was you I would log out for safety and have a early night in a locked room.

WHAT? A man eating cats? This Klunk needs arresting!

[freetoroam]

I am worried there is a Klunk on the loose eating a cat 

[acute]

I am extremely worried that Big Mirk might return to UM.

[freetoroam]

1 minute ago, acute said:

I am extremely worried that Big Mirk might return to UM.

I am worried if he returns, he will be riding on the back of a panther.