The thread of ridiculous worries

[Mark One]

The manager at work employs an "Open Door Policy" to her office right.  Well I`m worried that the open door to her office is infact a crafty way of tab-hanging/eavesdropping on us muckers conversations in the open plan office.

[Space Commander Travis]

2 hours ago, Mr Mork said:

The manager at work employs an "Open Door Policy" to her office right.  Well I`m worried that the open door to her office is infact a crafty way of tab-hanging/eavesdropping on us muckers conversations in the open plan office.

Well exactly. The best manager is one that you're not even really sure if they actually exist or not. 

[+ouija ouija]

I worry that I don't get enough done on Thursdays(it is Thursday, isn't it? ). I have such high expectations for the day and then .......... pfffft (that's meant to be a deflating kind of a sound).

[Mark One]

I worry about those people who think the earth is flat.

[+ouija ouija]

17 minutes ago, Mr Mork said:

I worry about those people who think the earth is flat.

Why? Do you think they're going to fall off the edge?

[Mark One]

2 hours ago, ouija ouija said:

Why? Do you think they're going to fall off the edge?

No.  A flat earth also points to the moon being a cardboard cut out stuck on a black, velvet curtain.

[Matt221]

I worry that if the earth ain't flat it must be round .... imagine that a round earth next they'll claim big old monster's and stuff lived on earth 

[Mark One]

Ive always worried about that dreadful day when the world learns that gud-old Santy Claus is dead.

[acute]

I am worried that Santa Claus doesn't really exist.

 

[Mark One]

I worry about all of you lot.

[Paulywally]

I worry about all the worrying I do will make my hair fall out in my 40s.

[Mark One]

9 minutes ago, Paulywally said:

I worry about all the worrying I do will make my hair fall out in my 40s.

You avatar also seems to mirror your concerns too *yikes*

Thanks for posting Paulywally and welcome to the forum.

[acute]

I am concerned for ouija ouija's mental health.

She has a collection of garden gnomes that she keeps indoors, she stole a bench from a local park to sit them on, and she lays out picnics for them on the bench .....in the living room!

Edited October 14, 2017 by acute

[Galactic Goatman]

I'm worried that @acute will creep up on me and go "boo!".

[Matt221]

I'm worried that I can't worry ridiculously I can only worry normal

[seaturtlehorsesnake]

i'm worried that the worries here will worry those who don't know how to worry

[Matt221]

10 hours ago, seaturtlehorsesnake said:

i'm worried that the worries here will worry those who don't know how to worry

That's worrying 

[+ouija ouija]

I'm worried that I'll never pluck up the courage to try the dishwasher I had installed today.

[Mark One]

I`m worried that this topic is attracting a bottle neck of willing worriers who climb over one another just post a reply.

 

I bet you by 2021 to expect a National Worriers Day or even the statue of a frantic worry-wart.

[purrrpetrator]

15 minutes ago, Mr Mork said:

I`m worried that this topic is attracting a bottle neck of willing worriers who climb over one another just post a reply.

I worry that, without this thread, there'd be no other outlet.

[Mark One]

Dalai Lama: We have a saying in Tibet: If a problem can be solved there is no use worrying about it. If it can't be solved, worrying will do no good. ... Dalai Lama: You have a clever mind. Think of a solution.

Anyone here found a way to stop worrying using this advice?  No wait, forget that.  You lot haven't got a hope have you!  So before you give it a try why not put it all down to a bad job and get back into what your good at - WORRYING.

[Mark One]

The way that locals here talk/type with - thee & thah and onnit etc.  It worries me that such accent and dialect is a bit of an hang-up for the UK Ministry of Tourism

[Space Commander Travis]

3 hours ago, Mr Mork said:

The way that locals here talk/type with - thee & thah and onnit etc.  It worries me that such accent and dialect is a bit of an hang-up for the UK Ministry of Tourism

Do they type with a local accent then? eeh bah gum. 

[acute]

I am worried that the Brexit negotiations have stalled because of all the sprouts Theresa May has been eating in Brussels.  No one wants to be trapped in a room with her.

[Galactic Goatman]

I worry that the sprouts of Brussel are plotting a rebellion.