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YOU ARE BANNED (Part 7)


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Banned for that disorder is easily cured with few kicks in the shin. All right, some need few hundred kicks, but they will be cured eventually.  

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Banned for everyone knows you simply change partners, therefore saving your feet.   

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WHAT ! WT? this is moving too FAST this thread! Banned for not having the right equipment for dancing wars!
Texans know, wear your ARMOR!giphy.gif

Practice AT HOME ! all you want...Socks-gif.gif

but if heading to the club wear your armor, I guess they're really popular ! haha!

can you imagine, okay I'm ready lets go!

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But not everyone likes them ...

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Not banned for someone's teasing me too... my left palm itches, which means either that I'll receive some money either that I already received some disgusting skin disease. Scabies at least. 

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Banned because the Doc said your hand itch is a sign of Dropsy.  Check out Space_Hamster69, (ex UM member)...

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He developed itchy sensations too but he couldnt scratch them because hes got no hands see.  Anyhows, he was soon bloated and for him it proved fatal.  (Well not the dropsy...he was hit by a coal wagon one afternoon after he`d sank a few too many jars in the Four Ways pub)

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Banned for not giving a reason for a ban.  

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56 minutes ago, aka CAT said:

Banned for being verbose.

Did you perhaps mean obese? :D Banned for not saying what you mean.

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That cowboy was banned from the earlier shin dig for not having steel-toed boots.

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happy.gif?v=2AAAAAAAAAAAAH too funny! BANNED !

13 minutes ago, aka CAT said:

That cowboy was banned from the earlier shin dig for not having steel-toed boots.

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WORKED!

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Banned for running tests on unwilling UM participants.   

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Banned for grabbing too much "fast food".   

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Banned for holding hands with the persons following:

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Banned for bringing up dig, dig DIG !  Come on really get in there DIG!

Eeehw , just run around all day like that, or someone borrows the shop facility(not for public but sometimes okay), later , what's that on the back of the seat? do they have an eating disorder ?

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