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YOU ARE BANNED (Part 7)


Mark One

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Banned for not simply opening the door.  

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Banned for you know the washer eats my socks!  How am I supposed to make puppets without socks? 

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Banned for not giving the washer a sharp slap to make it end it's bad ways.

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*maintaining the children's entertainment theme*

Banned for forgetting to dress up in a ostrich outfit, before banning with that offering.

inflatable-ostrich-rider-inflatable-cost

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Banned for getting all hot and sweaty in that nylon/polyester costume ..... go and take a shower!

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Banned for not sending soap with him.  

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Banned for forgetting to mention shower gel, a towel, a hairdryer and my rubber duck.

(Nice shades tc.  Check you out girl!)

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Temporarily unbanned for liking my shades.    B)

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Banned for wearing shades indoors.

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banned for not taking local weather of a nation 40 times the size of UK into account, but unbanned for possibly being 'nice', as above

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Banned because in my part of the US, sunshine is sporadic.   

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Banned because in most parts of the UK (especially Scotland & Wales) sunlight is severely watered down.  Vitamin D doesn't grow on trees over here you know.  And if it did, it would be a very soggy fruit.

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Banning the good ole british weather *mumbles*

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Banned for being away for so long.   Good to have you back!  :) 

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Banned for not putting up the bunting and the 'Welcome back, Miss Jatti' banner.

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Banned because you were supposed to take care of that.  

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Thanks for the welcome back greetings, banned for not receiving my welcome back pamphlet.

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Banned for not going to the post office to get the stamps.  

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Banned for stamping.

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