tcgram Posted March 4, 2018 #1301 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Banned for not listening to your mom. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted March 5, 2018 Author #1302 Share Posted March 5, 2018 *produces his grandfathers banjo and then begins singing* B...A...N....N...O! *clicks finger three times* B...A...N....N...O! *drum roll* Theres a B - Back on the forum! And a, A, - You`re never Absent! And a N - My online Neighbor! And a N - Its so not Natural! Oh, woh, NOOOOOO! Its time to leave the show! *finger clicks* Goodbye, my Ban oh! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted March 5, 2018 #1303 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Unbanned for serenading us with that lovely tune. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted March 6, 2018 #1304 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Banned for being such a pushover when it comes to unbanning. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted March 6, 2018 Author #1305 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Banned for not appreciating a talented voice. So, taking that into account I decided to dress up in my sunday best and take the duck for a walk around to yours. You cant deny my talent now, can you? And I bet you cant see my lips moving either. PS. I`m still available for kids parties, weddings, after dinner speaking etc,etc,etc... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted March 10, 2018 #1306 Share Posted March 10, 2018 Banned for leaving bird feathers all over! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted March 12, 2018 Author #1307 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Banned for that's part of nature. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted March 12, 2018 #1308 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Banned for leaving "nature" all over my living room. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted March 12, 2018 Author #1309 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Banned for what do you expect for 10 dollars? Me and the duck performing Shakespeares Hamlet???? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted March 13, 2018 #1310 Share Posted March 13, 2018 Banned for that's what I was told you and the duck would be doing..... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted March 13, 2018 Author #1311 Share Posted March 13, 2018 Banned for the travel costs involved for both me and Emu to travel over the pond, seek out your city, your drum and then perform for a fee of just over £7! Cheapskate! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted March 13, 2018 #1312 Share Posted March 13, 2018 Banned for not putting Emu in quarantine. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted March 15, 2018 #1313 Share Posted March 15, 2018 Banned for not letting me know sooner it was an emu.....I fed him duck food, no wonder he got sick all over the place. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted March 15, 2018 Author #1314 Share Posted March 15, 2018 Banned for feeding a muppet...erm, have you never heard of Rod Hull, Grottbags or Emu? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted March 17, 2018 #1315 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Banned for assuming I don't know about muppets. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted March 19, 2018 Author #1316 Share Posted March 19, 2018 On 3/17/2018 at 8:29 PM, tcgram said: Banned for assuming I don't know about muppets. Banned for mind trauma & discrimination against puppets. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissJatti Posted March 25, 2018 #1317 Share Posted March 25, 2018 banned for is called a puppet, you muppet! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted March 25, 2018 #1318 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Banned for choosing sides. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted March 26, 2018 #1319 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Banned for sitting on the fence. (Comfy, is it?!) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted March 26, 2018 Author #1320 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Banned for not offering her a deck chair. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted March 30, 2018 #1321 Share Posted March 30, 2018 Banned for offering me a deck chair but no cushion. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted March 31, 2018 Author #1322 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Banned so you and the other cookie monsters dont eat up all of the chocolate eggs this weekend. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted April 2, 2018 #1323 Share Posted April 2, 2018 Banned for keeping all the chocolate eggs for yourself. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted April 3, 2018 Author #1324 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Banned because yes and I had to hide/horde them all from you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted April 3, 2018 #1325 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Banned for such a pathetic, UNTRUE ban! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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