Kittens Are Jerks Posted December 4, 2018 #2101 Share Posted December 4, 2018 YOU'RE BANNED. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted December 5, 2018 #2102 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Banned because although I like bees, they do not like me and sting me, causing me to let loose a string of words that make moms cover their kids' ears. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissJatti Posted December 5, 2018 #2103 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Banned for mistaking a bee for a wasp 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 5, 2018 #2104 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Not banned for yup, bees don't sting unless provoked, while wasps will actually change their direction just to land on you and sting you. For no good reason at all. True story: I'm not allergic, my mother is (it's not too serious allergy, but she does have significantly worse than usual reaction to bee and wasp stings). While I was never stung by a wasp, she regularly is. It's weird, once we were standing together, wasp flies by, no one even notices it or waves a hand, nothing, but the wasp lands on her and stings her. There must be some biochemistry there. It can't be coincidence. But it could be because I actually take wasps out of buckets of water in summer. I don't let them drown. I will swat them when they annoy me, but I don't let them drown. Everyone banned for almost not expecting I will say something insane in the end 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted December 5, 2018 #2105 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Banned for being a closet wasp whisperer. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 5, 2018 #2106 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Banned for oh, no, no, no... I rather wouldn't whisper to wasps in a closet. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted December 5, 2018 #2107 Share Posted December 5, 2018 Banned for: let's not talk about wasps any more ..... they give me the creeps. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 6, 2018 #2108 Share Posted December 6, 2018 (edited) Banned for all right. I was going to change subject to hornets anyway. We had hornet invasion few years back, for some reason they decided to build nests in chimneys in our and neighbouring villages. But it wasn't dangerous because they don't attack people whom they know. I'm serious. It's an old folk belief, supported with one fatal case. If you live next to hornet nest, they will tolerate you (provided you don't try to swat them or something). If a guest arrives and comes too close, they attack. At least that was the explanation why a guy who dropped by to a house with hornet nest was stung to death. No one else was stung, not once, though there were several people standing right next to him. Not that I wish to test that belief. So it was a relief when 'their' year was over. I had to shower the pear tree before picking the pears, because hornets for some reason really love pears while they - now this is obvious - hate water. Neighbours thought I'm doing something crazy again, asked what the hell am I doing now. No one approves or disapproves, but the next day, they're showering their fruit-bearing trees It doesn't take a lot of water, just a little fake rain through a hose and the hornets are gone. Am I still talking? Really. Well, I am insane. But you're still reading. What's your excuse? Edited December 6, 2018 by Helen of Annoy I'm half-literate. Just enough to see some mistakes, but not enough to not make them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted December 12, 2018 #2109 Share Posted December 12, 2018 Banned for bringing back memories of when I got stung by a hornet when I was a child..... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 12, 2018 #2110 Share Posted December 12, 2018 Banning myself instead of you because that certainly isn't the kind of memory that should be brought back. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted December 12, 2018 #2111 Share Posted December 12, 2018 Unbanning Helen d/t her having mercy on me and it IS the season, ya' know.....: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 12, 2018 #2112 Share Posted December 12, 2018 Banned for reminding me there must be presents too. First on 6th of December, St. Nicolaus brings them, then on Christmas, naturally, Baby Jesus brings them, but then comes the New Year and Father Frost brings some too... and if you happen to know some Orthodox people, double the Christmas and the New Year too... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissJatti Posted December 13, 2018 #2113 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Banned for... its the season to be jolly a wally 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 13, 2018 #2114 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Banned for wally season lasts throughout the year in my case. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted December 13, 2018 Author #2115 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Banned for it isn't the season of the Wally. It's the season of the trollied. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 14, 2018 #2116 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Banned for thanks for expanding my vocabulary, but you could teach me some decent words too. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted December 14, 2018 #2117 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Banned for ignoring the indecent words ..... they are the most useful! MissJatti is unbanned because she looks so pretty in her seasonal outfit. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 14, 2018 #2118 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Banned for reminding me I looked like Grim Reaper in my seasonal outfit today. (Long black hooded snow jacket, only I had an umbrella in case of snow instead of scythe in my hand.) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissJatti Posted December 16, 2018 #2119 Share Posted December 16, 2018 banned for you look more like the krampus 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 16, 2018 #2120 Share Posted December 16, 2018 Not banned for knowing who Krampus is and what he looks like. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted December 18, 2018 #2121 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Banned for giving me nightmares about Krampus... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted December 18, 2018 #2122 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Banned for worrying about Krampus. He only chains and drags to Hell those who really did their worst to deserve that and who have no clear conscience to give them courage to laugh at him. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWoo7 Posted December 18, 2018 #2123 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Banned to Hell no Dammed to hell no DELETE grrr BANNED ! for dimming our chances to escape hell and typos. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissJatti Posted December 19, 2018 #2124 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Banned for going to heaven 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted December 19, 2018 #2125 Share Posted December 19, 2018 Banned for being green with envy! < me! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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