Scholar4Truth Posted August 17, 2019 #3051 Share Posted August 17, 2019 Banned because I despise watermelon!. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notforgotten Posted August 17, 2019 #3052 Share Posted August 17, 2019 (edited) Banned for not liking one of the great treasures like watermelon in life. Edited August 17, 2019 by notforgotten 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted August 17, 2019 #3053 Share Posted August 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Scholar4Truth said: Banned because I despise watermelon!. Banned for you can't be serious. To despise watermelon... the sweet, watery heart of summer... *shakes head in disbelief, tentacles swaying* 32 minutes ago, notforgotten said: Banned for not liking one of the great treasures like watermelon in life. Not banned for hear, hear. It wouldn't be the most stolen fruit in my part of the world if it wasn't worth stealing. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted August 17, 2019 #3054 Share Posted August 17, 2019 Banning Helen for not sharing the watermelon!! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissJatti Posted August 18, 2019 #3055 Share Posted August 18, 2019 Banned for not having a mango 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted August 18, 2019 #3056 Share Posted August 18, 2019 Banned for asking for too much. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted August 19, 2019 #3057 Share Posted August 19, 2019 Banned for not asking at all. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted August 19, 2019 #3058 Share Posted August 19, 2019 Banned for no, no, we bought that particular watermelon. I never stole a watermelon. No, seriously, they're huge and if you're stealing, you have to run and who in their right mind would run with something heavy in their hands, in this heat? A relative of mine grows his own watermelons and each year the first ones are stolen. We already joked that he knows when his watermelons are ripe when they start disappearing from his garden. Huh? No, no... it wasn't me. No, seriously, it was not me, he's family, no need to steal since he likes giving them to us so he can hear again that his watermelons are the best. And they are. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissJatti Posted August 19, 2019 #3059 Share Posted August 19, 2019 Banned for stealing from family, I should cut your hands ooops, I mean testicles for that. Street rat.... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted August 20, 2019 #3060 Share Posted August 20, 2019 Banned for tentacles, not testicles, if I had testicles my husband wouldn't marry me because he's soooo oldfashioned. Tentacles are fine, though. He doesn't mind alien life forms as long as they're female. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scholar4Truth Posted September 2, 2019 #3061 Share Posted September 2, 2019 On 8/20/2019 at 10:18 AM, Helen of Annoy said: Banned for tentacles, not testicles, if I had testicles my husband wouldn't marry me because he's soooo oldfashioned. Tentacles are fine, though. He doesn't mind alien life forms as long as they're female. Banned because squid-ward called and asked that you quit using his last name! 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted September 2, 2019 #3062 Share Posted September 2, 2019 Banned for tell him to divorce me then, the next time he calls you. On the grounds of calling you more often than me. Kidding. My Squidward calls me often enough - when he can't find something that we keep in the same spot for the last 20 years, mostly. I believe he's probably not that forgetful, but simply wants to hear me. That's the bright side of relationship with an oldfashioned man - you can simply assign any emotion you want to him, because he does not show any (Not really, it's just that you need pliers to draw out the confession that he, in fact, has emotions. I mean, verbal pliers. Though it would go faster with actual pliers. Yes, I'll shut up now.) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissJatti Posted September 3, 2019 #3063 Share Posted September 3, 2019 Banned for not bringing Patrick with you. And for squishing plankton AGAIN!!! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted September 3, 2019 #3064 Share Posted September 3, 2019 Banned for now I have to actually watch that Spongepants or whatever, just to be informed enough for the direction in which this discussion went. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scholar4Truth Posted September 6, 2019 #3065 Share Posted September 6, 2019 On 9/3/2019 at 5:48 AM, Helen of Annoy said: Banned for now I have to actually watch that Spongepants or whatever, just to be informed enough for the direction in which this discussion went. Banned for speaking negativity about Spongbob Squarepants! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted September 7, 2019 #3066 Share Posted September 7, 2019 Banned for I merely said I wasn't formally introduced to that Squarebobspongepants fellow. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissJatti Posted September 8, 2019 #3067 Share Posted September 8, 2019 Banned for not watching spongebobsquarepants. How could you hat opus tch tch tch 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted September 9, 2019 #3068 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Banned for my life is a cartoon in which there was no time left for other cartoons. I'm trying to fix that, but it turns out my ideas mostly resemble Wile E. Coyote's. With predictably similar results. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittens Are Jerks Posted September 9, 2019 #3069 Share Posted September 9, 2019 Just back from my summer vacation and you're already cyber-bullying me. You're beyond banned. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted September 10, 2019 #3070 Share Posted September 10, 2019 3 hours ago, Kittens Are Jerks said: Just back from my summer vacation and you're already cyber-bullying me. You're beyond banned. Not banned because we have missed you!! Hope you had a wonderful summer vacation. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted September 10, 2019 #3071 Share Posted September 10, 2019 Kittens!Come to aunty, I need to hug you and squeeze you and turn you upside-down and wonder why people run away when they see me coming at them with friendly intentions. Also, @Kittens Are Jerks banned for not sending me a postcard. @tcgram not banned for your life's still too medieval for banning you on top of it all. On the brighter side, you could write a medieval novel now with the most convincing description of torture ever. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scholar4Truth Posted September 10, 2019 #3072 Share Posted September 10, 2019 Banned cause I despise cats, dogs are better 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittens Are Jerks Posted September 10, 2019 #3073 Share Posted September 10, 2019 Bopped and banned. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted September 11, 2019 #3074 Share Posted September 11, 2019 Banned for beating up on the dog! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittens Are Jerks Posted September 11, 2019 #3075 Share Posted September 11, 2019 Straightened your hair again huh? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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