Kittens Are Jerks Posted September 22, 2020 #4876 Share Posted September 22, 2020 Banned for um yeah, stick to the dry food. I mean seriously Helen, really?!! Face it, this will never be you... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted September 23, 2020 #4877 Share Posted September 23, 2020 Catty Kit's..... Banned for wasting a good bit of a large cocktail.... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indiogene Posted September 23, 2020 #4878 Share Posted September 23, 2020 Banned for sharing the name of a semi-pro soccer team in Orange County (California). 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted September 23, 2020 Author #4879 Share Posted September 23, 2020 Banned and it's time to add some warmth and beauty to this thread. Phwarr! Erm, Hiya! Hey chicken, how her doing x 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittens Are Jerks Posted September 23, 2020 #4880 Share Posted September 23, 2020 Banned for we had a meeting and determined there's already enough warmth and beauty here. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted September 23, 2020 Author #4881 Share Posted September 23, 2020 (edited) Yeh, I'm out of here, too many cats, I'm starting to sneeze. And I bet each and everyone of those cats is female. Banning myself. This has got cats innit too Edited September 23, 2020 by Mark One 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittens Are Jerks Posted September 23, 2020 #4882 Share Posted September 23, 2020 Oh all right then, no more cats, just tapirs.... said no one ever. But here, as a going away gift ... just this once. Helen, by the way, wanted to give you a rubber ducky for your bath, but then decided to keep it for herself. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted September 23, 2020 Author #4883 Share Posted September 23, 2020 48 minutes ago, Kittens Are Jerks said: Oh all right then, no more cats, just tapirs.... said no one ever. But here, as a going away gift ... just this once. Helen, by the way, wanted to give you a rubber ducky for your bath, but then decided to keep it for herself. Awww, thanks How did you know? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittens Are Jerks Posted September 23, 2020 #4884 Share Posted September 23, 2020 Everyone knows you have a soft spot for tapirs.... and Pugs! 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted September 23, 2020 Author #4885 Share Posted September 23, 2020 20 minutes ago, Kittens Are Jerks said: Everyone knows you have a soft spot for tapirs.... and Pugs! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted September 23, 2020 #4886 Share Posted September 23, 2020 Banned for eww, your soft side is showing. Kidding. Absolutely not banned. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted September 23, 2020 Author #4887 Share Posted September 23, 2020 55 minutes ago, Helen of Annoy said: Banned for eww, your soft side is showing. Kidding. Absolutely not banned. Was going to send a virtual kiss to your cheek...but bloody hell! Psychological trauma, nervous twitches when I ever see a cat again, nightmares, bursting into tears for no reason, binging on cheese late at night, ironing the curtains! What have done to me? Banned! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted September 23, 2020 Author #4888 Share Posted September 23, 2020 3 hours ago, Kittens Are Jerks said: Oh all right then, no more cats, just tapirs.... said no one ever. But here, as a going away gift ... just this once. Helen, by the way, wanted to give you a rubber ducky for your bath, but then decided to keep it for herself. Erm that rubber duck. Do I have to plug it in then or can it be used without mains power? See my nearest PowerPoint is too far off. Oh and tell Helen that the sticky tape holding the image in place is of poor quality. It came away whilst I was shaving. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted September 23, 2020 #4889 Share Posted September 23, 2020 Banned for that's my rubber duck, but if you insist, I'll give you the extension cord too. The feeling is not quite right without it. You can invite some friends too, for the unique human extension cord experience. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted September 24, 2020 #4890 Share Posted September 24, 2020 Let me just flip this darn switch.... wait.....hold on....I can do it.... 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted September 24, 2020 Author #4891 Share Posted September 24, 2020 10 hours ago, Blue Star said: Let me just flip this darn switch.... wait.....hold on....I can do it.... A close, but no cigar ban. But please keep trying sugar plum because you're quickly becoming hypnotic X 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted September 24, 2020 #4892 Share Posted September 24, 2020 Not banned for Nikola Tesla. They stole his inventions, they stole his name, they stole the future he worked for. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittens Are Jerks Posted September 24, 2020 #4893 Share Posted September 24, 2020 Banned for whilst some people were meant to enrich the world, you were clearly meant to destroy it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted September 24, 2020 #4894 Share Posted September 24, 2020 Banned because your sad eyes won't save you this time.... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted September 25, 2020 #4895 Share Posted September 25, 2020 Banned for aw, I forgive him, whatever it was. Because someone else will have to clean it 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittens Are Jerks Posted September 25, 2020 #4896 Share Posted September 25, 2020 Too bad you had to go to the bathroom, you would have fooled us otherwise. Banned. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted September 25, 2020 #4897 Share Posted September 25, 2020 Be cool Little miss Kits....Or I'll be bannin' yus. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted September 26, 2020 #4898 Share Posted September 26, 2020 Banned for all this rain. I know it's not your fault, but it's still a good reason to ban someone for walking feels more like swimming. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittens Are Jerks Posted September 26, 2020 #4899 Share Posted September 26, 2020 Banned for you should have dressed for the occasion. 14 hours ago, Blue Star said: Be cool Little miss Kits....Or I'll be bannin' yus. Since you didn't ban me (just threatened to do so), I'm letting you know that Ghibli just released 400 movie images without copyright restrictions. You can use them to ban Helen with. http://www.ghibli.jp/info/013344/ 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted September 26, 2020 #4900 Share Posted September 26, 2020 (edited) Banning myself for I can't even click stuff right anymore. Fortunately, there's no "release the ants" button. Mothball me. See? I can't do anything right today. Moth's there, no balls. Really, it's a female, no balls at all. Edited September 26, 2020 by Helen of Annoy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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