Mark One Posted September 26, 2020 Author #4901 Share Posted September 26, 2020 I tried to sneak up on Helen, you know - strictly for educational purposes to scope the vastness of her menagerie. Unfortunately, I wasn't quick enough and she planted her dinner in her boat race. That's right luv, it's probably for the best. Now go and ban yourself so you can tidy yourself up a bit. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted September 26, 2020 #4902 Share Posted September 26, 2020 Banned for failing physics. One of the basic laws of physics is that once a pie hits one face, a pie will hit each face occupying the same space. yes, yours too You're not above the laws of physics. No matter how hard you try. See? 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted September 26, 2020 Author #4903 Share Posted September 26, 2020 Unbanned because I'll get my coat and leave before the moth, the cats and especially that draft excluder you've got comes over to say hello. Knowing you it probably is alive. Another one of your experiments, maybe? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted September 27, 2020 #4904 Share Posted September 27, 2020 Banned for there's nothing experimental in live draft stoppers. They also stop unwanted guests, by eating them, which is how they provide fertilizer for the garden. Very ecological. Not to mention they sense where they're needed and position themselves accordingly. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted September 28, 2020 #4905 Share Posted September 28, 2020 I notice Hatty has been testing some more transmutation experiments.... NoT banned for liking to experiment.... Whilst Batman..... Which is more fun, i can't compare. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted September 28, 2020 #4906 Share Posted September 28, 2020 Banned for both. Whenever facing a choice, always go with both. Unless you're choosing between headache and toothache or something. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted September 28, 2020 #4907 Share Posted September 28, 2020 (edited) Oh wow! that is one cool chair, love it... But then, i can think of some very crude and rude things one may say about it. Banned for having me go there, even if it is just in your head, sorry no, my head.... Tanks..... fish tanks....sharks ..... Where is my mind.... Edited September 28, 2020 by Blue Star 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted September 29, 2020 #4908 Share Posted September 29, 2020 Banned for I never thought I'll feel the urge to punch Batman. Repeatedly. With a crowbar. Because I've got delicate hands. Speaking of crowbar, it's a spectacularly useful tool, but it can be a little tricky to keep it in place. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted September 29, 2020 #4909 Share Posted September 29, 2020 (edited) 'Jumpin' be jeeper's' Mrs H! Mad Bats man can't help it. He's just a rich kid, that thinks money can fix anything...He's just a by product of capitalistic propaganda or sum tin likes dat.....I do like my crowbar, though it doesn't get much use.... ...The spiders that live hidden in the utility room get more action from it. Every time i go to check on my crow bar, as you do..... It's got those fluffy cobwebs all about it. i don't know what they like about it so much? i do give it a good clean with linseed oil, are they attracted by the oil maybe? Soon I shall use my well oil crowbar to lift the worn-out metal grid lid in the back yard. As it is starting to rust in all the salt air...I am thinking a hard rubberized one may be better but then the rubber may perish?... It could just be one of those things that needs to be replaced ever 3 years or so? Anyway....The things one has to consider when living so close to the water. Another thing to measure and forget the measurements of , so measure again, then forget again, so measure again....Enough about that... I get to use my crowbar, chufted...Used my little mouse sander today too, so handy ,so cool. I do likes me tools. Edited September 29, 2020 by Blue Star 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted September 30, 2020 #4910 Share Posted September 30, 2020 14 hours ago, Blue Star said: I love that sheep thing Thanks for sharing! But because y'all are sheeple, you immediately get BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted September 30, 2020 #4911 Share Posted September 30, 2020 Banned for popular conspiracies are a part of the true conspiracy that spreads the stupid conspiracies to discredit those who notice the true conspiracy. But some people are so stupid they don't conclude all conspiracies are false, due to the most popular ones being so retarded and fantastic, they just believe it all. This is how we got anti-vaxxers, flat earthers, people who claim they slept with aliens from Venus, political right wing... but it's not a new phenomenon. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted September 30, 2020 #4912 Share Posted September 30, 2020 Banned for having Conspiracy theories on Here! .....As if We'd think about anything conspiratorial here.... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted September 30, 2020 #4913 Share Posted September 30, 2020 Banned for ffffffalssssse! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted September 30, 2020 #4914 Share Posted September 30, 2020 Sure just like .... Just like this guy....Gives a ****....Yeah, right ... But as we are heading into OctopusTober we best all be careful of the Aliens take over.. Or maybe not. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 1, 2020 #4915 Share Posted October 1, 2020 Not banned for Octopusober Reminds me that was cancelled this year. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted October 2, 2020 #4916 Share Posted October 2, 2020 Dust ball dry...... Let's distract you from that, here..... Look at my multi functional axe.....Didn't you say you had mislaid yours or something... I can remember? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 2, 2020 #4917 Share Posted October 2, 2020 Not banned for being psychic. I very recently bought me a new axe, with short handle, relatively light. Long handle is better for chopping wood, which is why I needed the short handle. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted October 2, 2020 #4918 Share Posted October 2, 2020 (edited) Problem is, that i tend to pick up on the stuff no one wants to be known.... Oh my, it's Friday......What yeah ups to? Edited October 2, 2020 by Blue Star 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 2, 2020 #4919 Share Posted October 2, 2020 Banned for throwing ax. Do not throw your ax, unless you want someone to pick it up and attack you with your own ax. Only if you're absolutely certain you'll plant it in someone's forehead. And you can never be certain if a particular idiot has a skull so thick the ax will just bounce off. Kidding. But now you know, in case of the end of the world, that you should never do stuff that looks great, but you must do stuff that solves the problem with minimum risk and energy spent. Preferably from behind. All right, this sounds increasingly weird. Let's switch back to fluffy kittens. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted October 2, 2020 #4920 Share Posted October 2, 2020 Banned for being a spoil sport.......Can I's play with me whip then...... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scholar4Truth Posted October 3, 2020 #4921 Share Posted October 3, 2020 Banned cause i'm still waiting for my dinner and no one made it yet. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 3, 2020 #4922 Share Posted October 3, 2020 Banned for having to eat several times a day, each day. Oh, all right, unbanned, don't look at me like that, metabolisms differ. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 3, 2020 Author #4923 Share Posted October 3, 2020 Banned because one of your cohort's in that laboratory of Experimentation has got very high metabolism issues. But on the plus side, he's a keen and good worker. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted October 4, 2020 #4924 Share Posted October 4, 2020 (edited) Banned, for I have been saving that giff to use at Halloween and you go and waste it on that... Whatever am i going to do now????? Nothing else for it......Hey! hey! Mark Uno....This is for you.... Edited October 4, 2020 by Blue Star 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 4, 2020 Author #4925 Share Posted October 4, 2020 And all I can add to that my dear is that my work here is done. But I'm a most generous fellow and a god-fearing gentleman. So you're unbanned for taking that bullet. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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