Mark One Posted October 4, 2020 Author #4926 Share Posted October 4, 2020 On 10/2/2020 at 9:36 PM, Blue Star said: Banned for being a spoil sport.......Can I's play with me whip then...... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 4, 2020 #4927 Share Posted October 4, 2020 Not banned for Mr.Bean is unbannable. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissJatti Posted October 4, 2020 #4928 Share Posted October 4, 2020 On 10/2/2020 at 9:36 PM, Blue Star said: Banned for being a spoil sport.......Can I's play with me whip then...... Banned for Anna Williams 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted October 4, 2020 #4929 Share Posted October 4, 2020 37 minutes ago, MissJatti said: Banned for Anna Williams Banned because that's Bettie Page. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 4, 2020 #4930 Share Posted October 4, 2020 Banned for I had to google both. Actually, not banned. I love reading about people whose life stories make me conclude I've got one nicely boring existence. Mostly. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted October 5, 2020 #4931 Share Posted October 5, 2020 What does it say? Banned for leaving us hanging... 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 5, 2020 #4932 Share Posted October 5, 2020 Banned for hanging in my house doesn't look like that. It would look like this: or maybe like that, if it's someone I like better. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 5, 2020 Author #4933 Share Posted October 5, 2020 (edited) Come on Missy, isn't it about time that you got the decorators in? Them walls are begging, pleading with you for a splash of emulsion. You'll never attract any interest whilst it looks like a manky old dungeon. Banned until you get your finger out and start glossing Edited October 5, 2020 by Mark One 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 5, 2020 #4934 Share Posted October 5, 2020 Banned for are you insane? Have you got any idea how many decades of no maintenance it takes for a dungeon to look like a dungeon? And how much energy it takes to stop me from cleaning it, because every cell of my body simply lives for cleaning? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted October 5, 2020 #4935 Share Posted October 5, 2020 It is such a lovely shade of blue you have there too....And you have so many other things to be doing.... Banned for looking good no matter what you're up to. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 5, 2020 #4936 Share Posted October 5, 2020 Banned for oh, that reminds me... I'm still traumatized with nearly loosing a wheel few weeks ago. I talked so dirty the car thought I was a mechanic and cooperated. But I thought it's going to end like this. Which would be just the begging of problems. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted October 5, 2020 #4937 Share Posted October 5, 2020 (edited) Oh my, goodness.....You'd better not....Who would I share my Pizza with.. You're Okay...right? Not banned for trauma-tization...I know it's not a word but it should be. Here, here's that cake i promised you. Don't you go dying on us....Who'd look after all your cat's, kids, husband and other animals? Edited October 5, 2020 by Blue Star 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scholar4Truth Posted October 5, 2020 #4938 Share Posted October 5, 2020 Banned unless its a chocolate cake. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 5, 2020 #4939 Share Posted October 5, 2020 Banned for no, it's not chocolate cake, it's my cake. Kidding. Share my piece of cake, you who stay behind, I must go... up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire. I couldn't remember, I had to look it up. So it's really time to follow my brain to sleep. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted October 5, 2020 #4940 Share Posted October 5, 2020 Unbanned because I want some cake 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted October 6, 2020 #4941 Share Posted October 6, 2020 Just for Mrs TC, enjoy... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 6, 2020 #4942 Share Posted October 6, 2020 Not banned for actually leaving a piece of cake for tc. While I found carrots on sale. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 7, 2020 Author #4943 Share Posted October 7, 2020 Banned for being a salad dodger. Sure, there is nothing wrong with sticking a warm banger in your mouth but really! I can understand where that hamster got its bad habits from. Abusing the humble sausage. Look at this poor lad, he's moving on. And this one's preparing for war! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 7, 2020 #4944 Share Posted October 7, 2020 Sort of banned for how disgusting but not really banned for it's funny too So banned after all for reminding me soon the temperature will drop and driving in the morning will feel like 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 7, 2020 Author #4945 Share Posted October 7, 2020 Too late to laugh off the inevitable! The sausage God has spoken, Helen. You're now public enemy number one. Expect legions of tinned hotdog sausages on the hunt for your boat race to erm, pamper it in brine. Sizzling bangers refusing to be fried. And this wierdo (below) peering through your letterbox in hope of becoming your friend. Banned in disgrace. Start eating lettuce or summit! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 8, 2020 #4946 Share Posted October 8, 2020 Not banned for right on time for the new experiment. Oh, it was cut short, apparently. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 8, 2020 Author #4947 Share Posted October 8, 2020 Banned for making my eyes water! I can't wait to see what emerges from your laboratory on the 31st. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 9, 2020 #4948 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Banned for every day is Halloween in this house. For everyone. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 9, 2020 Author #4949 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Yes erm I'll have to give you a rain check on the invitation for afternoon tea at your house on that crooked hill. But you know I won't be around anyway as I wrote Banned on that message which your footman hand delivered before I gave it him back. Jeez women, is there a severe case of scurvy in your house or what? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 10, 2020 #4950 Share Posted October 10, 2020 (edited) Banned for I sent the most British looking one so you don't feel too shocked. I should've sent a corgi. But it was his day off. Edited October 10, 2020 by Helen of Annoy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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