Blue Star Posted October 17, 2020 #4976 Share Posted October 17, 2020 (edited) Hi Five to that Mrs H... And on a lighter note.... I don't know, it just seemed the right gif to go to post.. Edited October 17, 2020 by Blue Star 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 17, 2020 #4977 Share Posted October 17, 2020 Banned for not noticing I mixed up the names in my last post. Or not banned for noticing and pretending you didn't notice My migraine is banning me, I owe you a nice and funny photo. Tomorrow, if my damn head doesn't split in two or something messy like that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nativechick1989 Posted October 17, 2020 #4978 Share Posted October 17, 2020 Banned for mixing things up and confusing everyone. (And I wanna see a nice and funny photo) 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted October 18, 2020 #4979 Share Posted October 18, 2020 Not banned for Welcome Back! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scholar4Truth Posted October 18, 2020 #4980 Share Posted October 18, 2020 Banned because I was not invited to the party. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 18, 2020 #4981 Share Posted October 18, 2020 Banned for waiting for an invitation. It can make polite people think they should wait for an invitation too. Fortunately, I'm not that polite. I just show up. With balloons. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted October 18, 2020 #4982 Share Posted October 18, 2020 I’ve just realized I am NOT a good listener any longer. I’d been taken advantage of as such. There are people who just want me to listen to them, without my interrupting and without my wanting to help: those SELFISH AND SICK people are definitely BANNED from my world. Fortunately, I don’t interact with any of them on UM ^^ The people who want to USE me or to TAKE FROM ME without giving/helping in return are EXPEDITIOUSLY BANNED from my world. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 18, 2020 Author #4983 Share Posted October 18, 2020 Unbanned for being you. Keep the light within shining bright. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 18, 2020 #4984 Share Posted October 18, 2020 @ant0n You are a good listener, but let it be a secret from now on. @Mark One You're not banned only because it's Sunday and the thought of approaching Monday should unite us all in pure horror. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted October 18, 2020 #4985 Share Posted October 18, 2020 (edited) 56 minutes ago, Helen of Annoy said: . Alright: I do be a good listener but I must be careful of human leeches. I must be careful when I spontaneously wish to help. I must think twice about it. ANYONE SPEAKING TODAY SUNDAY ABOUT TOMORROW GETS BANNED RIGHT AWAY THEN BURNED AT STAKE. Edited October 18, 2020 by ant0n 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 18, 2020 Author #4986 Share Posted October 18, 2020 40 minutes ago, ant0n said: Alright: I do be a good listener but I must be careful of human leeches. I must be careful when I spontaneously wish to help. I must think twice about it. ANYONE SPEAKING TODAY SUNDAY ABOUT TOMORROW GETS BANNED RIGHT AWAY THEN BURNED AT STAKE. Erm,I've got a box of matches going begging if you need any? I may have some spare firewood too. And I mean, put it like this -:we've all got to keep warm especially at this time of year. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 18, 2020 #4987 Share Posted October 18, 2020 49 minutes ago, ant0n said: Alright: I do be a good listener but I must be careful of human leeches. I must be careful when I spontaneously wish to help. I must think twice about it. ANYONE SPEAKING TODAY SUNDAY ABOUT TOMORROW GETS BANNED RIGHT AWAY THEN BURNED AT STAKE. Not banned for yes, yes, it's clear... I'll go get my broom and I'm out of here... no, seriously, I have to clean the porch a little, cats decided they'll set my potted plants free from the pots in which they grew. It looks like this only worse. 2 minutes ago, Mark One said: Erm,I've got a box of matches going begging if you need any? I may have some spare firewood too. And I mean, put it like this -:we've all got to keep warm especially at this time of year. Now you're banned for you will warm up nicely after being chased by a broom and you'll still find a way to complain about it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted October 18, 2020 #4988 Share Posted October 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, Helen of Annoy said: Not banned for yes, yes, it's clear... I'll go get my broom and I'm out of here... no, seriously, I have to clean the porch a little, cats decided they'll set my potted plants free from the pots in which they grew. It looks like this only worse. Now you're banned for you will warm up nicely after being chased by a broom and you'll still find a way to complain about it. This dog is NOT banned because dogs can get away with murder just like that. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted October 18, 2020 #4989 Share Posted October 18, 2020 Banned because when my dog digs in the dirt she ends up looking like this. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 18, 2020 #4990 Share Posted October 18, 2020 (edited) Banned for complaining. I thought it was a lion at first glance. A bit like this one, a lion at first glance, only this one is definitely still not a dog on a second glance either. Edited October 18, 2020 by Helen of Annoy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosy.Matters Posted October 18, 2020 #4991 Share Posted October 18, 2020 (edited) Ooooops wrong page , no refresh or ? NEWBIE , Disregard following: Would never know they're bitter enemys at din-din time, BANNED for hexing their kibbles w/ spirits ~ ~ ~ 8 ] Edited October 18, 2020 by Nosy.Matters wrong page / place. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 19, 2020 #4992 Share Posted October 19, 2020 Not banned for there will be plenty of time for banning later, first you should be welcomed to the UM. So, welcome, Nosy.Matters 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted October 19, 2020 #4993 Share Posted October 19, 2020 Whoever does not love me will promptly get BANNED then BURNED AT STAKE (wait in line). We have enough wood in the Amazonian forest to burn all of you. Is that clear? Whoever criticizes me for my looks will promptly get SKINNED ALIVE then BANNED. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted October 19, 2020 #4994 Share Posted October 19, 2020 Banned because I'd walk through fire for my friends... Well not fire because that would be dangerous... But a super humid room but not too humid... Because you know, my hair.... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DingoLingo Posted October 20, 2020 #4995 Share Posted October 20, 2020 8 hours ago, tcgram said: Banned because I'd walk through fire for my friends... Well not fire because that would be dangerous... But a super humid room but not too humid... Because you know, my hair.... Unbanned for having fantastic hair 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 20, 2020 Author #4996 Share Posted October 20, 2020 Well whilst we're talking about all things fantastic. You're banned for looking like some villain out of J K Rowling's Fantastic Beasts. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 20, 2020 #4997 Share Posted October 20, 2020 Banned for almost making me say what I think about the way you look, which would naturally lead into commenting the way I look and it's rather obvious certain things are best left without any comment. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosy.Matters Posted October 20, 2020 #4998 Share Posted October 20, 2020 (edited) CRAP THanks for the welcome<< UPDATE... Say * quickly refreshes screen* ( [ Like three times] ~ 8 ) -- just to comment, nice WOW! meme, while I'm not sure about Fantastic Beasts or Hair (((( or beastly hair in the mornings) -- maybe some just don't look hard enough, for what its worth -- BANNED for not using your glasses. Maybe this image will pop in here:::::: GREAT THREAD, jus scrolling back through the pages, too hilarious in here. Edited October 20, 2020 by Nosy.Matters 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 20, 2020 Author #4999 Share Posted October 20, 2020 Banned for making me stop what I was doing there. I put my tea cup down in disbelief as my brain reluctantly took in that image of a textbook Doris trying to marry her seasoned awareness with VR goggles. Come on now, that's wrong and deeply disturbing. * Mark nips off for a power Vape to calm his sensors * 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 21, 2020 #5000 Share Posted October 21, 2020 Banned for so, you've got vapors or something? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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