Mark One Posted November 4, 2020 Author #5026 Share Posted November 4, 2020 BANG! BANG! BANG! A banged ban then. (Probably for the best) 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted November 5, 2020 #5027 Share Posted November 5, 2020 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted November 5, 2020 #5028 Share Posted November 5, 2020 15 hours ago, Mark One said: BANG! BANG! BANG! A banged ban then. (Probably for the best) Who the hell got banned in the process? o.O YOU have just BANNED YOURSELF ONCE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 5, 2020 Author #5029 Share Posted November 5, 2020 ELLO ANTON, I HAVE BEEN SENT FROM DE FUTURR TO BAN YOUZ Oh and Ant0n, stay down! Or... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted November 5, 2020 #5030 Share Posted November 5, 2020 My, my..... As if there isn't enough of a hulla ba lou going on... You boys really need to get yourselves in check.... .....Be the change..... Unity, love and peace my brothers...... or...... it may mean i has ta step in and sort yus.... Hold on let me get a hang of this.. Yep, that's better, now you are Banned. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 5, 2020 Author #5031 Share Posted November 5, 2020 I think I'll unban mistress blue star on account of her new Lara Croft, look. And she defo means the bizzo when it comes to handling a gun. Luckily though, I have a cunning disquise. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosy.Matters Posted November 6, 2020 #5032 Share Posted November 6, 2020 All banned for not having your own late night 'Sah Suh Super+clips ' bang bang show. Later. _____________________________'______________________________'______________Bad internet connect. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted November 6, 2020 #5033 Share Posted November 6, 2020 Banned for having a party without me. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted November 6, 2020 #5034 Share Posted November 6, 2020 (edited) On 11/5/2020 at 3:13 PM, Mark One said: ELLO ANTON, I HAVE BEEN SENT FROM DE FUTURR TO BAN YOUZ Oh and Ant0n, stay down! Or... I'm so scared and impressed I'm going to have a drink. You can call me Patsy Stone from now on. Needless to say you're irremediably BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Edited November 6, 2020 by ant0n 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 7, 2020 Author #5035 Share Posted November 7, 2020 Fair enough, pal. But before I go can you just hold me this sheet that should be dry now. Wow Ant0n, your back yard looks a bit sparse and seems to be screaming out for some of the green stuff. But anyhows, yes that's right just lift it up alittle higher. Cheers, John! You're now banned. Be lucky, where ever you end up. * Rubs hands together * Right then, let's see what goodies can be had from Antons fridge. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted November 8, 2020 #5036 Share Posted November 8, 2020 Banned for making Anton disappear....not sure how you did it! 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim Reaper 6 Posted November 8, 2020 #5037 Share Posted November 8, 2020 (edited) 13 minutes ago, tcgram said: Banned for making Anton disappear....not sure how you did it! The American People have one thing to say to EX-President Trump your banned, you said you would leave the United States if you lost the Election so please do it. Also your Banned from Returning Ever!! Edited November 8, 2020 by Manwon Lender 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 8, 2020 Author #5038 Share Posted November 8, 2020 (edited) 9 hours ago, tcgram said: Banned for making Anton disappear....not sure how you did it! Oh well, I'll have to unban you this time around. See I dare not open the door as it seems he's been storing someone or summit innit! Or worse, something's so long out of date that a a mutation has occured * yikes * To then to make matters even worse, some "Mick" off of the forum sneaked into the kitchen and had their way off with it!!! Can you really believe it!?!? Friggin forum nesbits! * Mark waves a fist * hey, Johnny Boy! Get a job and buy your own fridge!!!! Edited November 8, 2020 by Mark One 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted November 9, 2020 #5039 Share Posted November 9, 2020 (edited) There are people whose displayed name is "Mark" because they actually are the marks of the Beast 666!!! Any mark of the Beast 666 (including the infamous "Mark One") gets immediately WAXED then BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Edited November 9, 2020 by ant0n 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 9, 2020 Author #5040 Share Posted November 9, 2020 Whoops! Banned for causing a flood with biblical proportions. Still, that backyard of yours will now get a well deserved drink. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosy.Matters Posted November 11, 2020 #5041 Share Posted November 11, 2020 (edited) wth ! oh …. thought I was banned, … looks like somebody's BANNED for trying to clean up after the party. Nope no meme, crap I know party pooper all that. Oh... this is how you clean up::::::: Laterzzzz Edited November 11, 2020 by Nosy.Matters ' 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted November 12, 2020 #5042 Share Posted November 12, 2020 Banned for I cleaned under the couch.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted November 12, 2020 #5043 Share Posted November 12, 2020 (edited) TC......Banned....For nickin' me job......Nah.... I'z can't ban me lovely lady TC. All's forgiven, I'll go eat the spiders rebuilding their webs, laters. Edited November 12, 2020 by Blue Star 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 13, 2020 Author #5044 Share Posted November 13, 2020 Banning you right now, missy! That mallet of yours doesn't suggest a happy outcome in the re- construction business. But before I go, can I have your autograph cos I think your a bit of all right X X X 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted November 14, 2020 #5045 Share Posted November 14, 2020 Tell me when you feel something or immediately get BANNED!!!!!!!!!! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 14, 2020 Author #5046 Share Posted November 14, 2020 Banned because all you've got now is one sock to wear. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted November 14, 2020 #5047 Share Posted November 14, 2020 Why do men put a sock on the door handle Are you trying to tell us you're needing more socks from Santa this Christmas... You guys.... You're just going to have to stop making sock puppets... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 16, 2020 Author #5048 Share Posted November 16, 2020 Banned for well assuming, you know what, Miistress Blue Star. See, my socks always find a temporary home somewhere along the floor when I'm busy. All over the floor near the.washing machine. Abandoned near the sofa. Sock parties in which neighbour's and close friends all throw theirs into a pile before selecting a sock and making a puppet out of it. And that red sock puppet was called Corky, and was created by a visiting postman. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim Reaper 6 Posted November 17, 2020 #5049 Share Posted November 17, 2020 Lindsay Graham should be banned for being a hypocrite!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 18, 2020 Author #5050 Share Posted November 18, 2020 Banning the Deep State & Mainstream Media & Fake News. Unbanning Donald Trump,ithe ever graces us here. But wait, a double ban here for you too, Manwon. Who said you could stick up political posters on this thread? Sure, a nicely sized poster of some hotty is allowed (it's in the small print and guidelines, you know). We've had enough grief over the years with cats but I think that war has-been won * crosses fingers * 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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