MissJatti Posted July 22, 2018 #1476 Share Posted July 22, 2018 (edited) banning hatopus cause she is in jail, for krackin' a life boat Edited July 22, 2018 by MissJatti 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MajorasMask Posted July 23, 2018 #1477 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Banned for mistaking her for Ursula the Sea Witch! She's the one krackin the boats. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted July 23, 2018 #1478 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Everybody banned for waking me up I love you guys. Banned for that too... *sniff* 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted July 23, 2018 #1479 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Banned for sniffing ...... where's your hanky? 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted July 23, 2018 #1480 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Banned for you won't believe this, but there're few kilos (or kilometres) of hankies all around my house... well, not really hankies, kitchen towels, we had an incident I'll certainly tell you about one day, anyway, long story short we're literally buried in kitchen towels and the cats are ecstatic because of it *grabs a towel with a tentacle* *blows nose* *tentacle remains stuck to the nose* *plop* *plop* See, that's why I rather sniff. *plop* 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted July 23, 2018 #1481 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Banned for not providing the elements of kitty-ecstasy more often! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted July 23, 2018 Author #1482 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Banned for choosing a cat over a house trained tapir. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted July 23, 2018 #1483 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Banned for having to clean up after so-called house trained tapir. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted July 23, 2018 #1484 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Banned for slapdash training of tapir. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted July 23, 2018 #1485 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Banned for still better than no training. Or close to that. At least you can say there was an attempt. ... Anyway... more towels!! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissJatti Posted July 24, 2018 #1486 Share Posted July 24, 2018 banned for why would you have tissue paper, underwater - hattyopus 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted July 24, 2018 #1487 Share Posted July 24, 2018 Banned for having no imagination! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted July 24, 2018 #1488 Share Posted July 24, 2018 Banned for it's a common mistake. No one expects cephalopods on the dry land. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted July 24, 2018 #1489 Share Posted July 24, 2018 Banned for causing chaos by upsetting people's expectations. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted July 24, 2018 #1490 Share Posted July 24, 2018 Banned for but that's what I've been made for. I'm not even doing it on purpose... it just... *scratches head with a tentacle* turns out that way. *spreads two tentacles, raises glass with other, lights a cigarette with another two* 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted July 24, 2018 #1491 Share Posted July 24, 2018 Banned for let's have the last two unnacounted-for tentacles where we can see them 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted July 24, 2018 #1492 Share Posted July 24, 2018 Banned for not right now, they're massaging my back at the moment. And I really need that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted July 24, 2018 Author #1493 Share Posted July 24, 2018 Banned for reasons that I would rather not share. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted July 24, 2018 #1494 Share Posted July 24, 2018 Banned for duh! Not Sharing! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted July 25, 2018 #1495 Share Posted July 25, 2018 Banned for what you give is what you get. Often threefold. I'm handing out sevenfolds lately. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted July 25, 2018 Author #1496 Share Posted July 25, 2018 Banned for the Karmas gunna get yer. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted July 25, 2018 #1497 Share Posted July 25, 2018 Banned for I've got my lucky tapir who will protect me. No, seriously. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted July 25, 2018 Author #1498 Share Posted July 25, 2018 Banned for the lucky tapir snout key ring - you barbarian! 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted July 25, 2018 #1499 Share Posted July 25, 2018 Banned for absolutely not! It's my Sergio Tapir the Highlander. He's actually a cat named Sergio, but since he looks like a tapir (black and white - like his dad - with looong nose - like his siamese mother) , we call him Tapir. Recently he survived the impossible, so we call him Highlander too. He is our living lucky charm. And I believe we're his too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted July 25, 2018 #1500 Share Posted July 25, 2018 Banned for not expecting the fastest reply ban in history! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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