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YOU ARE BANNED (Part 7)


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banning hatopus cause she is in jail, for krackin' a life boat

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Banned for mistaking her for Ursula the Sea Witch! She's the one krackin the boats. 

 

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Everybody banned for waking me up :D

I love you guys. Banned for that too... *sniff* 

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Banned for sniffing ...... where's your hanky?

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Banned for you won't believe this, but there're few kilos (or kilometres) of hankies all around my house... well, not really hankies, kitchen towels, we had an incident I'll certainly tell you about one day, anyway, long story short we're literally buried in kitchen towels and the cats are ecstatic because of it :lol: 

*grabs a towel with a tentacle* *blows nose* *tentacle remains stuck to the nose* 

*plop* *plop*

See, that's why I rather sniff. *plop*

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Banned for not providing the elements of kitty-ecstasy more often!

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Banned for choosing a cat over a house trained tapir.

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Banned for having to clean up after so-called house trained tapir.

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Banned for slapdash training of tapir.

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Banned for still better than no training. Or close to that. At least you can say there was an attempt. ... Anyway... more towels!!  

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banned for why would you have tissue paper, underwater - hattyopus

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Banned for having no imagination! :lol:

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Banned for it's a common mistake. No one expects cephalopods on the dry land.  

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Banned for causing chaos by upsetting people's expectations.

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Banned for but that's what I've been made for. I'm not even doing it on purpose... it just... *scratches head with a tentacle* turns out that way. *spreads two tentacles, raises glass with other, lights a cigarette with another two* 

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Banned for let's have the last two unnacounted-for tentacles where we can see them

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Banned for not right now, they're massaging my back at the moment. And I really need that. 

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Banned for reasons that I would rather not share.

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Banned for duh! Not Sharing!

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Banned for what you give is what you get. Often threefold. I'm handing out sevenfolds lately.  

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Banned for I've got my lucky tapir who will protect me. No, seriously. 

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Banned for the lucky tapir snout key ring - you barbarian!

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Banned for absolutely not!

It's my Sergio Tapir the Highlander. He's actually a cat named Sergio, but since he looks like a tapir (black and white - like his dad - with looong nose - like his siamese mother) , we call him Tapir. Recently he survived the impossible, so we call him Highlander too. He is our living lucky charm. And I believe we're his too.  

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Banned for not expecting the fastest reply ban in history!

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