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YOU ARE BANNED (Part 7)

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Kittens Are Jerks

So you're immune to the super duper ban blaster huh?

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Okay so how about this: If you leave the site willingly and without any backtalk, you get a coupon for a free cheek massage.

Available for a limited tine only, so go on, get going.

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Helen of Annoy

Banned for but everyone knows it's physically impossible for me to leave anything without backtalk. 

(The joke I'm referring to is at approximately 01:20-02:25. Ignore the titles. Or even better, enjoy them.)

 

 

 

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Kittens Are Jerks

Backtalk ban.

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Blue Star

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Blue Star

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I didn't have the chance to ban you.....

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Kittens Are Jerks

No ban since you and I are on the same page when it comes to Helen.

On second thought, you wouldn't know what to do with a piece of tape if you had it. Banned.

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Blue Star

I'm not on the same page either......I'm quite happy for Misses H to stick around, it's just she has a life ...an' needs to feed, pets, aliens and family, so....

Banned for wasting the duct tape.....

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Helen of Annoy

Banned for don't come to Helen. Helen's got frozen back, curses like a sailor and is looking for someone to wash the dishes instead of her. 

Maybe it's time we get a dishwasher in this house. 

I was thinking of this model 

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but there's this American one that looks very efficient, but I think I can't get one here. 

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Blue Star banned for running in front of me. *shakes tentacle*
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Blue Star

Are you turning into Snow White are something?

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I think the painkillers must have kicked in...Banned, Go rest, me dear...We'll miss you and probable talk behind your back but...We loves you, don't we Kittens.....Kittens....where is that Scally wag.... Whatever...

If i was there, i would look after you and your back.....and the dishes...but ,...

i'll shut up now.

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Helen of Annoy

Banned for it's all right, I've forced found a volunteer. 

And bought me a plush fish from Alibaba. I totally need one. 

Painkillers showing? No, no, I took just a few... 

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In fact, I took none. I'm saving them if it really starts hurting. Yes, I'm an idiot. 

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Kittens Are Jerks

Not banned for you must be exhausted. I volunteer to help with the dusting.

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Blue Star will help too, although she's not as efficient as I am.

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Helen of Annoy

Not banned for I love you guys. 

And I've found the right therapy. I'll be good as new by tomorrow. 

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Blue Star

And next week you'll be like this......:lol:

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Not banned...

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Kittens Are Jerks

Okay, not banned. I'll let you stick around so that Helen can give you some much needed lessons when she's feeling better.

In the meantime. keep practising.

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Helen of Annoy

Banned for you're doing it wrong, I mean, really wrong, you see...

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oh, oh, wait, pole dancing, not Pole dancing... yes, I see... you're still... 

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Blue Star

OH, MY.....MAKE IT STOP!.......I feel sick, dizziness....help!.....No one banned, just get me out of this....

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33 minutes ago, Blue Star said:

OH, MY.....MAKE IT STOP!.......I feel sick, dizziness....help!.....No one banned, just get me out of this....

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Just love how she has her stripper pole right next to her kid's toys.... in the living room. 

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Helen of Annoy

Banned for kids have to start practicing at the earliest possible age if you want them to develop into real professionals :lol: 

 

I do have a little contradictory feelings about pole dancing. On one hand, why not, if someone likes it, on the other, how about no, because I'm not really that type.

I'm more of a pole vault type. 

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Blue Star

Not this then?

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Banned for being polist :lol:

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Helen of Annoy

Banned for that's not a pole, that's a caber :D 

I'm impressed, by the way. And my back hurt again just from looking at that. 

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Blue Star

Arrrh, No, Sorry, my dear :(... That was not my intention, :hmm:

But it does tell me, that your symptom of back pain is more muscular, as mine was...So all that stuff i told you will help.

How do i dig myself out of this one.... i know cute, cat........

Banning self for ...being inconsiderate.

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Be well Mes H of A.

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Helen of Annoy

Not banned for thank you and don't worry, I'm indestructible. Partially because

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the back pain stops me from doing something unbecoming of my age that would actually kill me. Like climbing trees. :lol: Each time one of us is doing something physically stupid, my husband and I tease each other: 'Don't forget everyone has a camera nowadays! You'll end up on YouTube, at your age!'

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Scholar4Truth

Banned because everything you say is a lie!

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Helen of Annoy

Banned for you confused me with your cult leader. 

Here's a photo of a fluffy puppy so you feel better. 

 

 

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No, seriously, here's one

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tcgram

Not banned because that kind of reminds me of my fluffy puppy....she doesn't like strangers and lets them know about it by trying to take a body part with her.  Which is a good thing in my neighborhood.   

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