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YOU ARE BANNED (Part 7)


Mark One
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Banned for but it can do nothing really, just speed around. Not enough seats, not enough cargo space, no towing hook, no nothing. 

These are not cars, these are toys. 

This is the car

I TO JE MOGUĆE: Pogledajte kako ovaj Nijemac ore njivu uz pomoć svog starog  GOLFA 'DVICE' (VIDEO) ← Ludo do bola!

 

Dnevna Doza Golfa Dvice - Fotografije | Facebook

It says: He load it with concrete mixer, 2 m3 planks and took 3 workers in too, which means VW Golf still flies.  

It's approximately how I broke my Opel. Structural damage is fixed now and of course it's now leaking water somewhere. If only I knew where. 

Yes, I know, it would be simpler to change the car but I do not want to change my car. Ever. I'll have it rebuilt. 

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Banned for but of course I've got one of these. I keep promising I'll start driving that to work, since it's downhill, only I have to solve the going back uphill problem. 

Youngsters in my neighbourhood solved that problem, but I don't want something that requires helmet. 

VIDEO "Ovog ima samo u Bosni": Mladić izumom tačaka s motorom oduševio  društvene mreže - Index.hr

 

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Banned because you stole my car!

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Banned for a car like that cannot be stolen. At least not for long. 

Besides, you can always have free taxi ride. Under condition you got drunk in that particular establishment. 

Fore i fazoni Dio: 9 | Matrix World

 

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Banned for bringing pubs into the mix. For as the bigman says: stay at home/get into debt/avoid people/avoid socialising so the fake virus can be starved out.

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Banned cause there is a virus.

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1 hour ago, Mark One said:

Banned for bringing pubs into the mix. For as the bigman says: stay at home/get into debt/avoid people/avoid socialising so the fake virus can be starved out.

Banned for everyone knows life at home isn't as ruff as you make it out to be:

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But hey, since you're pamper distancing, we're giving you this amazing parting gift. You're welcome.

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Banning you because although there is indeed a human made virus out there it is not as widespread as the news reports claim.

 

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Banned by Princess Serenity because she said so!

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Banned for who are you people? I thought this thread is for three or four people only. (Kidding, of course!) 

So I'll just disappear. Elegantly. 

 Maru GIF on GIFER - by Yora

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:lol: clearly :lol:  Not banned for it's all right. Calm down. Relax. Who in their right mind would eat little birds? They're just feathers and bones.  

Bird Cat GIFs | Tenor

 

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Banned for barbecue. No, really. I wish you could drop by. The fire brigade will. Kidding. It will be just a small BBQ for close family and friends. 

 Funny Barbecue Gifs And Animations | gifsparty.com

 

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First it was the cat and now UM is a fly magnet.  What are you trying to do, Helen?  Banned for invoking Armageddon.

 

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Yezzzz!  Humanzz cookinz dead flesh.

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Do you have bears in old Cro?

Would love to spend some time with you, Croatia seems so beautiful to me and i could eat all your food, drink all your drink and check out your old furniture, sort out your back and peruse the car repairs but alas, i shall have to eat all my own food Here by the sea, in the late summer sunshine.

Anyway, I would be terribly shy with all your cats, kids, dogs, husband, family folk and friends.. and i am sure your nearest and dearest would have tired of me before i had ate all your cake and drank all that cherry liqueur stuff. 

Have a lovely time,  feast and be merry... Imagine i am there and ever so entertaining. A little juggle...giphy.gif

How, d'errr like them apples....Sorry about that, 

 

Is a Croatian BBQ as all other BBQ's?

A little folk dancing, yes...

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May be not.

And then the clean up crew arrives, yes....

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