tcgram Posted October 10, 2020 #4951 Share Posted October 10, 2020 Banned for all this running around is making me tired, and I have a house to clean up. 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 11, 2020 #4952 Share Posted October 11, 2020 Not banned for oh, yes. Sometimes I think, well, I could just burn the house down. And live in a small tent. Then I realize I couldn't possibly do that to the rest of the family. And let's be realistic, I'd miss my house pretty soon. Even the cleaning part. So... at least our cat is now all grown up and too lazy to help me. 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 12, 2020 Author #4953 Share Posted October 12, 2020 This erm "babe" doesn't seem to like cats either, Helen. I've naturally banned you to protect you and those felines but by how she describes em, well it's far safer to stick to the lockdown, luv. 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 12, 2020 #4954 Share Posted October 12, 2020 Banned for you could just sic a tapir at her. They've been known to not attack at the drop of a hat. 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 12, 2020 Author #4955 Share Posted October 12, 2020 Aww, bless x. Unbanned because of the tapirs. So here's a French Bulldog. Why? Well we now own one and her name is Bonnie. And if she was here right now she would ditch the need to chew my hand or arm off and become friendly for 25 seconds. (Grrr) 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 13, 2020 #4956 Share Posted October 13, 2020 Well, I can't ban you now for anything, because Bonnie wouldn't approve of that. I'll have to wait with banning until she falls asleep. 1 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 13, 2020 Author #4957 Share Posted October 13, 2020 None of that good will worked I'm afraid. I've got a bruise on my forearm after she lept on the sofa and ran into me before playing with my hand. Mind you, her playful but stern nature could be down to her nickname, maybe she don't like it. I keep calling her - Chops, on account of her mouth. So you're banned whilst I search for another band aid. 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scholar4Truth Posted October 13, 2020 #4958 Share Posted October 13, 2020 Banned for taking too long to find a band aid. 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 14, 2020 #4959 Share Posted October 14, 2020 Banned for but he found - right away - various other things he was looking for yesterday. And last week. 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted October 14, 2020 #4960 Share Posted October 14, 2020 (edited) Banned until you're sorted... Edited October 14, 2020 by Blue Star 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 14, 2020 Author #4961 Share Posted October 14, 2020 Banned for not appreciating organised chaos. And after all, all of my stuff has made a home there now. 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted October 14, 2020 #4962 Share Posted October 14, 2020 Sure if you say so... 1 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosy.Matters Posted October 14, 2020 #4963 Share Posted October 14, 2020 (edited) Banned for catching the cleaning bug. Edited October 14, 2020 by Nosy.Matters 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted October 14, 2020 #4964 Share Posted October 14, 2020 I declare all vaccum cleaners are BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Because they are SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 4 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 14, 2020 Author #4965 Share Posted October 14, 2020 Banning you and artificial intelligence. Oh when will people learn? It starts out with a witty and aware vacuum cleaner today and next year, a borg collective assimilating you and your pet rabbit. 4 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 15, 2020 #4966 Share Posted October 15, 2020 Banned for the resistance to post this one was futile. 4 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 16, 2020 Author #4967 Share Posted October 16, 2020 Banned for - Yeh, what-ever, Trevor. You'll be telling me next that Markel the Narc isnt a selfish, money hungry, attention seeking, life destroying monster. Narckel: "Oh, yes we are madly in love and that's why I hold tightly onto him." Mark: "So it's got nothing to do with you controlling and redirecting his life then?" Narckel:"How dare you question my masterplan! My lawyers will roast you alive and I'll cast a dark spell on you later, pittyfull little man." 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 16, 2020 #4968 Share Posted October 16, 2020 Banned for not even allowing the possibility they are simply in love. And if they are, they will grow old together, hopefully never growing up. 4 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Star Posted October 16, 2020 #4969 Share Posted October 16, 2020 And act disgracefully too... and still embarrass the kids... 4 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 16, 2020 #4970 Share Posted October 16, 2020 Not banned for of course you're not banned. But, to be honest, one of the keys to a successful long-term relationship is not being precise enough. 1 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 16, 2020 Author #4971 Share Posted October 16, 2020 That poor bod! It's not his fault at all. Banning you for this is you on that day that you finally meet the source of all of your problems. Leave that guy alone, you fiend. 4 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 16, 2020 Author #4972 Share Posted October 16, 2020 2 hours ago, Blue Star said: And act disgracefully too... and still embarrass the kids... Banned for bringing the Vintage Jim's and Anniversary Dorises of our world into the forum. Have you seen the time? They should be tucked up in bed with their Horlicks!!!! 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 16, 2020 #4973 Share Posted October 16, 2020 Banned for forgetting that vampires cast no reflection in a mirror. 2 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 16, 2020 Author #4974 Share Posted October 16, 2020 And you're banned for forgetting that's why they adorn their lairs with fine art. 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 17, 2020 #4975 Share Posted October 17, 2020 Banned for... I can't believe you'd go that far. And banned once more for doubting William's own choice. How would you feel if you married a girl you wanted to marry and then someone who doesn't even know either of you two starts claiming he knows better than you what your marriage is like. Besides, I begin to understand why she left the country and took her husband with her. Good wife. So third ban is the charm, you're banned for I never paid much attention to British royals, but now, thanks to you, I've got my favourites: Will and Meghan. Even more favourite since they didn't cling to their titles. It doesn't make them less royal, it makes them naturally noble which is the only kind of nobility I acknowledge. There. Back to cats. I need to rest my eyes on someone fluffy and funny to lose the urge to cast a hex in rage. 1 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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