tcgram Posted October 22, 2020 #5001 Share Posted October 22, 2020 Banned because my dog had me out of the house at 12:30 this morning and I had to be back up at 6:00.... 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 22, 2020 Author #5002 Share Posted October 22, 2020 Unbanned for I'll walk the dog for you next time so you can later get a good night's sleep. 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 23, 2020 #5003 Share Posted October 23, 2020 Banned for yeah, like you walk your tapir. But it's true that a lot of good night and day sleep is involved. 1 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted October 23, 2020 #5004 Share Posted October 23, 2020 Whoever burped within the last 48 hours immediately gets BANNED then WAXED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 23, 2020 #5005 Share Posted October 23, 2020 Banned for I burp all the time so it doesn't count. Sometimes I even burp not because I have to but because it's a perfect reply in some situations. Or because someone else burped first so it's funnier if more burping follows. 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted October 23, 2020 #5006 Share Posted October 23, 2020 (edited) Whosever chest is not waxed immediately gets WAXED then BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Edited October 23, 2020 by ant0n 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 24, 2020 Author #5007 Share Posted October 24, 2020 Well chief, you've two choices. Pick a ban or try that on my mate here? 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted October 25, 2020 #5008 Share Posted October 25, 2020 Whoever sets down their dirty and vulgar paws in my space will immediately get SKINNED (alive) then BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 25, 2020 Author #5009 Share Posted October 25, 2020 Erm, sorry pal but my mate was stood over here not there! Not near that full length mirror, * cough * um, erm...where you just nearly jumped out of your skin. Better ban you so you can have a lie down. * Mark offers Ant0n a social distanced pat on the back via a rubber glove attached to a broom handle * 4 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted October 25, 2020 #5010 Share Posted October 25, 2020 Everyone obviously agrees Mark's hairstyle must be BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!! 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 25, 2020 Author #5011 Share Posted October 25, 2020 Jesus Christ! Do I really look that hideous? Tell you what I'll do. I'll ban myself before the fashion police turn up and unban you as a gesture of goodwill. * Runs off * 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 26, 2020 #5012 Share Posted October 26, 2020 Banned, firstly for jealousy and secondly, for I'm not sure you'll figure it out at all. 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scholar4Truth Posted October 26, 2020 #5013 Share Posted October 26, 2020 Banned until you figure it out. 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted October 27, 2020 #5014 Share Posted October 27, 2020 Banned for making us think..... 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 27, 2020 Author #5015 Share Posted October 27, 2020 Boo! Hey, how yer doing? Check me out now. I've had me boat race fixed since that last photo was posted. Yeh, I decided to go for the Halloween look, see. And yes I can tell it's having quite the effect on the ladies as TC runs off screaming. Ah-ah, that was an easy ban. Oh and my darting mince pies have nothing to do with paranoia about me probably making the wrong choice at Winky Bastardohs hair salon. Be lucky! 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted October 27, 2020 #5016 Share Posted October 27, 2020 Banned because I ran off to get you a comb for all that hair. I don't scare easily; I have kids. 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted October 27, 2020 #5017 Share Posted October 27, 2020 (edited) Whoever, here on UM, feels like French kissing me immediately gets: - SKINNED ALIVE - THEN BURNED AT STAKE - AND FINALLY POSTHUMOUSLY BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Edited October 27, 2020 by ant0n 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted October 28, 2020 Author #5018 Share Posted October 28, 2020 Well it's a good job that you made that clear,. Ant0n Look who's just moved in next door to you, the one and only - Gok Wan with Fearn Cotton! Banning you so you can get that cup full of sugar ready for when one of them comes knocking at you door. If you want my advice find a cup that fits easily through your letterbox, mate. That way, you'll comply with covid 19 regulations * cough * 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted October 28, 2020 #5019 Share Posted October 28, 2020 Banned for expecting the rest of the world to know who are those two. Local celebrities, I presume? Nice. Do they have any animal doppelgangers, just to make it remotely interesting? 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted November 4, 2020 #5020 Share Posted November 4, 2020 (edited) On 10/28/2020 at 12:57 PM, Mark One said: Well it's a good job that you made that clear,. Ant0n Look who's just moved in next door to you, the one and only - Gok Wan with Fearn Cotton! Banning you so you can get that cup full of sugar ready for when one of them comes knocking at you door. If you want my advice find a cup that fits easily through your letterbox, mate. That way, you'll comply with covid 19 regulations * cough * Good Lord (Sinclair)... That individual is "into" women, so to speak, right? I ain't no woman, okay? Mark, I'm sorry but I immediately have to: - skin you alive - burn you at stake - then posthumously BANN YOU FOR ETERNITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Edited November 4, 2020 by ant0n 3 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 4, 2020 Author #5021 Share Posted November 4, 2020 27 minutes ago, ant0n said: Good Lord (Sinclair)... That individual is "into" women, so to speak, right? I ain't no woman, okay? Mark, I'm sorry but I immediately have to: - skin you alive - burn you at stake - then posthumously BANN YOU FOR ETERNITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Easy John! Gok likes women but prefers male "acquaintance", bud. But you're banned for trying to shoot the messenger. Anyhows, I've heard on the grapevine that Gok is ace at the clothing businesss. He'll point you in the right direction if you need a new Cardigan. He's also dab hand in the wedding department helping women look their best on the big day, chief. But he doesn't give a monkeys about the groome's...strange that when you consider that he likes things and does stuff. Oh well ant0n,be lucky! 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helen of Annoy Posted November 4, 2020 #5022 Share Posted November 4, 2020 Banned for it's a bit chilly and you look flammable. 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted November 4, 2020 #5023 Share Posted November 4, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Mark One said: Easy John! Gok likes women but prefers male "acquaintance", bud. But you're banned for trying to shoot the messenger. Anyhows, I've heard on the grapevine that Gok is ace at the clothing businesss. He'll point you in the right direction if you need a new Cardigan. He's also dab hand in the wedding department helping women look their best on the big day, chief. But he doesn't give a monkeys about the groome's...strange that when you consider that he likes things and does stuff. Oh well ant0n,be lucky! I knew Gok was a deep... individual. And YES, I did more than trying to shoot the messenger: I shot him, i.e. you! Well, Gok is.... exotic. I didn't know what he does. So I youtubed and found this: He looks like he knows his job. I know I do not in that field! I'd have brought her a potato sack instead - and she'd have had to enjoy it! Alright, alright... I'm BANNING myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Edited November 4, 2020 by ant0n Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted November 4, 2020 Author #5024 Share Posted November 4, 2020 Yes, yes indeed. Off you trot, chief. Nice try though with that bullet which as we all know always misses when aimed at Jim Bond. But in other news I now work for the fashion police. So put down the Gok Wan book on how to adorn oneself for success, and come outside with your hands in the air. Banned for cheesing off the fashion police! 2 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted November 4, 2020 #5025 Share Posted November 4, 2020 10 minutes ago, Mark One said: Yes, yes indeed. Off you trot, chief. Nice try though with that bullet which as we all know always misses when aimed at Jim Bond. But in other news I now work for the fashion police. So put down the Gok Wan book on how to adorn oneself for success, and come outside with your hands in the air. Banned for cheesing off the fashion police! I surrender!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PS: you don't even look like Roger Moore. Therefore you are BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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