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The shapely figure of Akhenaten


kmt_sesh

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I was referring to the hints and other more obvious comments about  ' symbolic art '   the features are exaggerated 'traits' that are 'magically' desirable ,  invoked ,  'properganderised'   .... or some similar process .  

Like the 'other Gods' were .   A type of 'humanistic' construct of symbolism . 

 

And if you post that pic again .... I am going to send you some of my blood pressure  pills !   

 

 

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1 hour ago, kmt_sesh said:

I just thought of something else. How far are you from Gosford?

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Why not hop over there and see if the glyphs can solve this puzzle of ours?

(Tee-hee!)

 

Ha!   regarding my theory above ... and this  ^  swipe . I would suggest that whoever is responsible for this  has a statue made of them with a large extended penis shaped head  !  

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5 minutes ago, back to earth said:

I was referring to the hints and other more obvious comments about  ' symbolic art '   the features are exaggerated 'traits' that are 'magically' desirable ,  invoked ,  'properganderised'   .... or some similar process .  

Like the 'other Gods' were .   A type of 'humanistic' construct of symbolism . 

I like this. I like this very much. Now you're closer than anyone else...in fact. you're practically there. Or, perhaps, are you all the way there?

We shall have to come back to this.

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And if you post that pic again .... I am going to send you some of my blood pressure  pills !  

LOL Don't bother. I'm already on two different kinds of blood pressure meds. Any more and my heart might slow down to a stop.

Hmm, or is that your plan? Silence the evil overlord mummy moderator?

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7 minutes ago, back to earth said:

 

Ha!   regarding my theory above ... and this  ^  swipe . I would suggest that whoever is responsible for this  has a statue made of them with a large extended penis shaped head  !  

Strangely enough that's an image I don't mind—because now, whenever I see Gosford pictures, I'm going to be thinking of the hoaxer looking like that.

But, please, even if such a thing exists, don't post a funny little meme about it!

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22 minutes ago, kmt_sesh said:

I like this. I like this very much. Now you're closer than anyone else...in fact. you're practically there. Or, perhaps, are you all the way there?

 I kept dropping hints .... but  it was like I was on ignore 

I even wrote a hymn  !   

I can tell you ... I am VERY SERIOUS  about winning one of those  lollipops !  

 

Image result for egyptian  lollipops

 

 

 

 

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We shall have to come back to this.

LOL Don't bother. I'm already on two different kinds of blood pressure meds. Any more and my heart might slow down to a stop.

Hmm, or is that your plan? Silence the evil overlord mummy moderator?

Duats forbid !      I would never do that ! 

I do have a nice coffin for your mummy after it  all plays out naturally by itself though . 

... would you like to try it now .... just  for size  ?     

 

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3 hours ago, kmt_sesh said:

So far, as I see it, we've eliminated disease or disorder as a possible explanation. Other explanations exist. I will give the hint that ShadowSot is closer to the modern academic consensus than anyone else has come in this discussion. But I'm trying to restrain myself. It hurts. Like I posted earlier

Hmmm. This is a hard one. I feel like I'm forgetting something though :huh:

 

I think back to earth practically has this one in the bag. Worded it quite well. :clap:

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3 hours ago, kmt_sesh said:

There are definitely other explanations. I'm chomping at the bit. But at the same time I'm sure people get tired of my tendency to prattle on like a pedantic. I'm hoping other people will contribute.

So far, as I see it, we've eliminated disease or disorder as a possible explanation. Other explanations exist. I will give the hint that ShadowSot is closer to the modern academic consensus than anyone else has come in this discussion. But I'm trying to restrain myself. It hurts. Like I posted earlier:

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Hah, well its good to know I'm within spotting distance of Academia. 

 I am not one to speculate on things I don't know, never seems to go well for me. I  get embaressed enough when I have to much beer at the bar. 

 I have a reputation of knowing stuff somehow, and I have to uphold it. I start speculating, it'll just show how little I know.

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On 3/5/2017 at 0:20 AM, kmt_sesh said:

Oh, gosh, thanks. Now, whenever I see statues of Akhenaten, I'll think of this:

AkhenaBinks_zpsfnn0rwv6.jpg

You aren't familiar with him, but there was this David Mabus guy that used to use images like this in his posts. 

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16pharahakhenaten.jpg.30bc14c244ab93d52b1ba8abf3ba9f4f.jpg

solar dismorphia?  Holy Atenist growrays?

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Cosmically engineered crown support?

Why then the narrow shoulders, horse face, hanging skin, pot belly, etc?  The price one pays for the God's touch?

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While filling in some time waiting  ......   either for the answer or a messy explosion ....  

I hereby pronounce this guy 

 

AkhenaBinks_zpsfnn0rwv6.jpg

                                THE GOD  OF WOO - WOO .

 

Its only fair that woo should have its own God .

All Hail Woo-woo !  

( and now , another hymn ) 

Expand your mind and take a trip

into the fourth dimension

Tie your aura in a knot

and calculate the tension.

Alien stars and  men in black cars

will get you not to mention

all the secrets you have read and known

about secret intervention. 

On Rajneesh, Maharaji and New Age punks I puke

as I do on ancient architecture

blasted by an alien nuke.

Roll it all into a ball  dump it in the sea

or shout your right to have  'free speech' 

......   just dont do it next to me . 

 

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On 3/6/2017 at 8:53 PM, kmt_sesh said:

LOL Considering the Akhenaten picture and the Jar Jar picture I used were both pulled randomly from Google images, this is hardly my intellectual property. I was just having fun. So by all means, feel free to use it.

In other words, betcha betcha!

LOL...OK, I'll take your bet (but only for 3 days). Never dare an Upper Egyptian, skulls made of Aswan boulders!

If I use Jarjarette, I'll be stuck with it for 90 days so meryt stays     

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On 3/6/2017 at 10:27 PM, back to earth said:

Hey ... do you have big thighs  ?    

...  and the pot belly and the weird looking head and big lips and stuff   ?      

AkhenaBinks_zpsfnn0rwv6.jpg

;)   Image result for taweret

Are you asking me if I look like this?  :P

ummm...NO!

 

 

 

 

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Hey, so that's where my self portait went. I've been meaning to find it.

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I know the goddess I was going to post. But Im not sure if it'd be appropriate. 

 Remember that one woman everyone remembers from Total Recall? 

 Sorta like that. 

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2 hours ago, meryt-tetisheri said:

Are you asking me if I look like this?  :P

ummm...NO!

 

 

 

 

:)   

 

Image result for taweret
 

 

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Oh  , my, god. Becky, look at her front ! .

It is so big. [scoff]

She looks like one of those rap guys'  pregnant girlfriends.

But, you know, who understands those rap guys? [scoff]

They only talk to her, because, she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?

I mean, her front, is just so big.

I can't believe it's just so round, it's like, out there, I mean— gross. Look!

She's just so... black!

 

Image result for [Sir Mix-a-Lot]

I like big fronts and I can not lie

You other brothers can't deny

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty tum

And a round thing in your face

You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough

'Cause you notice that front was stuffed

Deep in the jeans she's wearing

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

Oh baby, I wanna get with you

And take your picture

My homeboys tried to warn me

But that front you got makes me so horny

Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin

You say you wanna get in my Benz?

Well, use me, use me

'Cause you ain't that average groupie

I've seen them dancin'

To hell with romancin'

She's sweat, wet,

Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

I'm tired of magazines

Sayin' flat fronts are the thing

Take the average black man and ask him that

She gotta pack much front

So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)

Has your girlfriend got the tum? (Hell yeah!)

Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)

Shake that healthy tum!

Baby got front !

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2 hours ago, ShadowSot said:

Hey, so that's where my self portait went. I've been meaning to find it.

Aha!   Another  'were-hippopotamus '  !   

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1 minute ago, back to earth said:

Aha!   Another  'were-hippopotamus '  !   

Were? Son, I am an all natural hippo with a water proof mobile. 

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36 minutes ago, MWoo7 said:

Not my GodCold+doggo+is+happy+doggo+_f14c363a7c29d

No.   

One imagines it might be  some version of Bastet ? 

 

 

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(   in Mini Squishable  Adorable Fuzzy Plush to Snurfle and Squeeze  form ) 

 

 

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 HOW'D YOU KNOW ! ? ! ? ! ?  just right "" Mini Squishable  Adorable Fuzzy Plush to Snurfle and Squeeze  form   "

grr can never find sets of SUPER CUTE ! gifs from last week, no I didn't bookmark, *huffs!* this'll do ..giphy.gif

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hi kmt

while i await with eager anticipation your next informative post on the enigmatic Akhenaten (excellent topic and info by the way) i was wondering: if the mummy KV55 is not his, is there any academic speculation of where his actual mummy or tomb might be found?

the supposed secret chambers behind Tutankhamun's come to mind and have been suggested (if they exist) may be the tomb of Nefertiti, but is it possible they also could be the final resting place of Akhenaten's and other family members remains from the Amarna period?

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16 hours ago, back to earth said:

:)   

 

Image result for taweret
 

 

 Related image 

Oh  , my, god. Becky, look at her front ! .

 

It is so big. [scoff]

 

She looks like one of those rap guys'  pregnant girlfriends.

 

But, you know, who understands those rap guys? [scoff]

 

They only talk to her, because, she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?

 

I mean, her front, is just so big.

 

I can't believe it's just so round, it's like, out there, I mean— gross. Look!

 

She's just so... black!

 

 

 

Image result for [Sir Mix-a-Lot]

 

I like big fronts and I can not lie

 

You other brothers can't deny

 

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty tum

 

And a round thing in your face

 

You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough

 

'Cause you notice that front was stuffed

 

Deep in the jeans she's wearing

 

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

 

Oh baby, I wanna get with you

 

And take your picture

 

My homeboys tried to warn me

 

But that front you got makes me so horny

 

Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin

 

You say you wanna get in my Benz?

 

Well, use me, use me

 

'Cause you ain't that average groupie

 

I've seen them dancin'

 

To hell with romancin'

 

She's sweat, wet,

 

Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

 

I'm tired of magazines

 

Sayin' flat fronts are the thing

 

Take the average black man and ask him that

 

She gotta pack much front

 

So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)

 

Has your girlfriend got the tum? (Hell yeah!)

 

Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)

 

Shake that healthy tum!

 

Baby got front !

 

Wow! Had a good laugh with that. You're talented, I bet it's been a very long time since someone sang praises to Taweret; but you left out her ferocious teeth and that nice crocodile on her shoulders!

On a more serious note, is there a possibility that Akhenaton may have been denied mummification? His 'sin/crime' against almost all deities, could have been considered even greater than that of Pentawere (strangled and buried in impure goat skin).

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My fav after death disrespect was done to that Pope Whatisname  ....  the Pope after him decided he was a heretic , so no nice burial for you, I think they threw him off the castle wall into the moat .  His followers got the body and looked after it .

Next Poe says "No, he was good guy after all, and had the body (now , not in real good shape ) dressed up and laid to rest. 

next Pope ; nope, he was bad, dig him up and I will prove it , we will put him on trail. And they did . But he wouldnt answer questions. The prosecutor got angry and stuck him on the arm, but the arm fell off .

Then finally they all decided he was  a good Pope after all, so they got the remains (mostly by then just his skull) and decorated it in gold and jewels. All better now .

Then another Pope,  who bankrupt the Vatican State  ( and that aint an easy thing to do ! ) prised most of the gold and the jewels off. 

Apparently his skull is still in the vatican, with the jewel mounts and a bit of gold still stuck to it . 

- Dont bury me in a goatskin   ... waste of good goatskin   (  although, I would mind some goatskin leggings / trousers ) .

 

Image result for goatskin leggings

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2 hours ago, meryt-tetisheri said:

Wow! Had a good laugh with that. You're talented, I bet it's been a very long time since someone sang praises to Taweret; but you left out her ferocious teeth and that nice crocodile on her shoulders!

?  

" Sista ...  aint no croco - dile  ,   dem  'braids' ,

 

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... Taweret , she a big black mama , from down south  . " 

 

2 hours ago, meryt-tetisheri said:

On a more serious note, is there a possibility that Akhenaton may have been denied mummification? His 'sin/crime' against almost all deities, could have been considered even greater than that of Pentawere (strangled and buried in impure goat skin).

 

What did Pentawere do  ?   

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... and while we are waiting ... 

considering the significance  of the different crowns and 'head dresses' . 

What's with Tawaret's little pill box hat  ? 

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