Let's talk history

[Hanslune]

1 hour ago, kmt_sesh said:

I admit I don't see it, but please deliver your plan and save my thread!

Well we need a inexpensive British made umbrella with a broken handle, two pounds of beef tongue, 1 quart of Dippel's oil,  a signed copy of a Dr. Seuss book, a caged and tattooed badger that speak Esperanto. Oh and two business class tickets round trip from Bogota to the nearest airport to Stonehenge.

[Khaemwaset]

Evidence of volcanic activity/climate change having impact on AE during Ptolemaic period:

http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2017/10/volcanoes-may-have-triggered-riots-ancient-egypt

[Khaemwaset]

Another article on the volcanoes affecting Ptolemaic Egyptian environment and society:

http://www.newsweek.com/ancient-egypt-fall-volcano-eruptions-686919

[Khaemwaset]

Huh....crickets.

 

[Harte]

That's a REALLY nice cricket.

Excellent bait.

Harte

[+Noteverythingisaconspiracy]

1 hour ago, Khaemwaset said:

Huh....crickets.

 

 

[jaylemurph]

2 hours ago, Khaemwaset said:

 

Kill it.

Kill it with fire.

--Jaylemurph

[Gaden]

4 hours ago, Khaemwaset said:

Huh....crickets.

 

 Jiminy!

[Khaemwaset]

[Khaemwaset]

...but wait:

 

[Hanslune]

22 hours ago, Khaemwaset said:

Huh....crickets.

 

Cricket recipes:

Coconut & cricket rice cakes with chilli & garlic sauce

Ingredients

• For The Rice Cake
• -100g glutinous rice, washed and soaked in water over night (sticky rice)
• -1 lemongrass stick, sliced into 4 chunks
• -30g desiccated coconut, toasted in the oven
• -40g red curry paste
• -40g crickets, roughly chopped
• -150ml fish sauce
• -1egg, 1 egg yolk
•  
• For The Chilli & Garlic Dip
• -8garlic cloves, peeled
• -1 pinch of salt
• -500ml vegetable oil (for deep frying)
• -4-6 dried long red chillies (de-seeded if you dont like too much heat)
• -3 slices of ginger

http://www.eatgrub.co.uk/recipes/coconut-cricket-rice-cakes-chilli-garlic-sauce/

 

 

[Khaemwaset]

Greek style gymnasium discovered at AE Ptolemaic period dig site:

https://www.livescience.com/60872-first-greek-gymnasium-found-in-egypt.html

[Sir Wearer of Hats]

On 08/11/2017 at 3:52 PM, Hanslune said:

Well we need a inexpensive British made umbrella with a broken handle, two pounds of beef tongue, 1 quart of Dippel's oil,  a signed copy of a Dr. Seuss book, a caged and tattooed badger that speak Esperanto. Oh and two business class tickets round trip from Bogota to the nearest airport to Stonehenge.

I have a stoat that speaks Portuguese and wears a fez, will that help?

[Hanslune]

2 hours ago, Sir Wearer of Hats said:

I have a stoat that speaks Portuguese and wears a fez, will that help?

Just how would THAT help - do you not understand metaphysics?

[Harte]

Maybe the stoat does.

That'll do, pig, that'll do.

Harte

[Hanslune]

43 minutes ago, Harte said:

Maybe the stoat does.

That'll do, pig, that'll do.

Harte

No, no if there is one thing we don't need is a stoat with a poor fashion sense. Additionally, I have it on excellent authority that his 'Portuguese' is actually the Barranquenho dialect - and we all know what THAT means now don't we?

 

[Harte]

On top of that, the stoat probably came from Vergina.

Harte

[Hanslune]

Just now, Harte said:

On top of that, the stoat probably came from Vergina.

Harte

Oh no you've spoken the forbidden word! DOOM we are all  D O O M E D!

[kmt_sesh]

12 minutes ago, Harte said:

On top of that, the stoat probably came from Vergina.

Harte

[Sir Wearer of Hats]

30 minutes ago, Hanslune said:

Oh no you've spoken the forbidden word! DOOM we are all  D O O M E D!

 

[Oniomancer]

 

[kmt_sesh]

The people have spoken, Mr. Harte. Now, please, step forward...

[kmt_sesh]

6 hours ago, Hanslune said:

Cricket recipes:

Coconut & cricket rice cakes with chilli & garlic sauce

Ingredients

• For The Rice Cake
• -100g glutinous rice, washed and soaked in water over night (sticky rice)
• -1 lemongrass stick, sliced into 4 chunks
• -30g desiccated coconut, toasted in the oven
• -40g red curry paste
• -40g crickets, roughly chopped
• -150ml fish sauce
• -1egg, 1 egg yolk
•  
• For The Chilli & Garlic Dip
• -8garlic cloves, peeled
• -1 pinch of salt
• -500ml vegetable oil (for deep frying)
• -4-6 dried long red chillies (de-seeded if you dont like too much heat)
• -3 slices of ginger

http://www.eatgrub.co.uk/recipes/coconut-cricket-rice-cakes-chilli-garlic-sauce/

 

 

No. Just...no. Insects are not food!

[ShadowSot]

I've had these. Not awful. 0refer the brownies. 

[Jarocal]

13 hours ago, kmt_sesh said:

No. Just...no. Insects are not food!

That is so close minded. I think the rice cakes and some candied pineapple would make an excellent snack to accompany a relaxing evening watching NCIS reruns.

Edited November 12, 2017 by Jarocal
Yea tho I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of furballs I will fear no feline.