M.o.m22 Posted March 21, 2017 #1 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Ever since I was little I knew I had psychic abilities. If I concentrate hard enough I can make people blink and look at me. I can grow my nails at will. Cats talk to me and ask me for help, but I don't speak spanish. My powers have taken a toll on my body. I now blink non stop. My eyes have been worked out so much i can do push ups with my eyelids. The sun make my hair fall out and I can no longer smell cheese? Why????? I can no longer hear out of my left nose. Does anyone have any tips? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Merton Posted March 21, 2017 #2 Share Posted March 21, 2017 4 minutes ago, M.o.m22 said: Ever since I was little I knew I had psychic abilities. If I concentrate hard enough I can make people blink and look at me. I can grow my nails at will. Cats talk to me and ask me for help, but I don't speak spanish. My powers have taken a toll on my body. I now blink non stop. My eyes have been worked out so much i can do push ups with my eyelids. The sun make my hair fall out and I can no longer smell cheese? Why????? I can no longer hear out of my left nose. Does anyone have any tips? I would say, (off the top, of course, as you need a psychiatrist if half of what you say is true) that your delusions are making you sick. Delusions can do that -- they use to scare me until I learned it's all in my head. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.o.m22 Posted March 21, 2017 Author #3 Share Posted March 21, 2017 4 minutes ago, Frank Merton said: I would say, (off the top, of course, as you need a psychiatrist if half of what you say is true) that your delusions are making you sick. Delusions can do that -- they use to scare me until I learned it's all in my head. Im not sick, i get flu shots every week. You're delusional. I have powers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Merton Posted March 21, 2017 #4 Share Posted March 21, 2017 5 minutes ago, M.o.m22 said: Im not sick, i get flu shots every week. You're delusional. I have powers There are clues in your message that indicate otherwise, or that you are being less than serious (you can "no longer hear out of your left nose"). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkenpath25 Posted March 21, 2017 #5 Share Posted March 21, 2017 (edited) Don't feel bad I can't hear out of my left or right nostril . ( nose ) Good luck with that , Maybe you should see a Neurologist if youre experiencing all that . Edited March 21, 2017 by Darkenpath25 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Duck Posted March 21, 2017 #6 Share Posted March 21, 2017 5 hours ago, M.o.m22 said: ... I can no longer hear out of my left nose. Does anyone have any tips? q-tips? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alibongo Posted March 21, 2017 #7 Share Posted March 21, 2017 My nails also grow continuously. My dog communicates with cats, I'm not sure of the language, I think it is dog. I hear nothing with my nose. When I stare at people I can make them feel uncomfortable. My god, we have so much in common! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sees Posted March 21, 2017 #8 Share Posted March 21, 2017 I am struggling to believe this is a genuine thread.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted March 21, 2017 #9 Share Posted March 21, 2017 8 hours ago, M.o.m22 said: Ever since I was little I knew I had psychic abilities. If I concentrate hard enough I can make people blink and look at me. I can grow my nails at will. Cats talk to me and ask me for help, but I don't speak spanish. My powers have taken a toll on my body. I now blink non stop. My eyes have been worked out so much i can do push ups with my eyelids. The sun make my hair fall out and I can no longer smell cheese? Why????? I can no longer hear out of my left nose. Does anyone have any tips? Thankyou thankyou thankyou. That is one of the funniest things I have ever read! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.o.m22 Posted March 21, 2017 Author #10 Share Posted March 21, 2017 17 hours ago, Frank Merton said: There are clues in your message that indicate otherwise, or that you are being less than serious (you can "no longer hear out of your left nose"). Hey man I'm fine. I just want the cats to stop talking to me or at least speak english, and I want hear out of my nose again. I don't think that's too much to ask for. I can still see from my ears and smell from my eyes, so that's good. And maybe a blue fish shouldn't be giving advice. Just saying. And if someone doesn't eat the pigeon I will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.o.m22 Posted March 21, 2017 Author #11 Share Posted March 21, 2017 11 hours ago, Golden Duck said: q-tips? That's dangerous. I tried a toilet brush, but it just irritated it. I may have to remove it completely, but then my moustache would look weird. I can't shave it either or the elves will eat my children and burn all my socks. I don't know what to do, I really need those socks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rashore Posted March 21, 2017 #12 Share Posted March 21, 2017 At this time, this thread seems to be in violation of rule 2e, so I'm closing this thread. As always, folks are reminded to read the site rules, found here: http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum/guidelines/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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