gatekeeper32 Posted April 6, 2017 #1 Share Posted April 6, 2017 (edited) Edited April 6, 2017 by gatekeeper32 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galactic Goatman Posted April 12, 2017 #2 Share Posted April 12, 2017 "Nothing makes me happier than coming home after a hard day of work and snuggling up with my wife in bed. I just wish her body didn't rot so quickly." "One night I stayed at friends place after a party, on the wall of the guest room was a framed picture of a face. In the morning I saw the picture was actually a window..." "I was awoken at around 3AM by the sound of a crying baby, so naturally my motherly instincts kicked in. As I walked down the hallway I remembered that I don't have a baby." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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