Matt221 Posted May 26, 2017 #151 Share Posted May 26, 2017 1 hour ago, EllJay said: Eaiou? Yep ....... my identity is at risk...... second thoughts I don't think anybody would want my identity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EllJay Posted May 26, 2017 #152 Share Posted May 26, 2017 4 minutes ago, Matt221 said: Yep ....... my identity is at risk...... second thoughts I don't think anybody would want my identity Oops, sorry, didn't mean to "out you". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted May 26, 2017 #153 Share Posted May 26, 2017 30 minutes ago, EllJay said: Oops, sorry, didn't mean to "out you". Lol being outed just sounds wrong 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted May 26, 2017 Author #154 Share Posted May 26, 2017 'Trebor', a brand of confectionary, is 'Robert' backwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EllJay Posted May 26, 2017 #155 Share Posted May 26, 2017 8 minutes ago, acute said: 'Trebor', a brand of confectionary, is 'Robert' backwards. `dog food lid´ backwards is `dildo of God´... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Commander Travis Posted May 26, 2017 #156 Share Posted May 26, 2017 (edited) 26 minutes ago, acute said: 'Trebor', a brand of confectionary, is 'Robert' backwards. Talking of Roberts, Mugabe backwards is E Ba Gum. Proof that he;s actually from Halifax. Yorkshire Airlines - Ee Bah Gum Lad! Edited May 26, 2017 by Manfred von Dreidecker 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted May 27, 2017 Author #157 Share Posted May 27, 2017 The International Jesters Tournament is held every May at Muncaster Castle in England. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted May 27, 2017 #158 Share Posted May 27, 2017 Nearly 80% of all animals on earth have six legs 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted May 27, 2017 Author #159 Share Posted May 27, 2017 A gentleman's..... ahem..... 'Morning Glory' is known medically as Nocturnal Penile Tumescence. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted May 27, 2017 #160 Share Posted May 27, 2017 Porcupines can float in water 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Commander Travis Posted May 27, 2017 #161 Share Posted May 27, 2017 42 minutes ago, acute said: A gentleman's..... ahem..... 'Morning Glory' is known medically as Nocturnal Penile Tumescence. "hello everybody. I'm going to have a Penile Tumescence today. I'll let you know how I get on." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted May 27, 2017 #162 Share Posted May 27, 2017 To take an oath, ancient Romans put a hand on their testicles?that’s where the word “testimony” comes from. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EllJay Posted May 27, 2017 #163 Share Posted May 27, 2017 1 minute ago, Matt221 said: To take an oath, ancient Romans put a hand on their testicles?that’s where the word “testimony” comes from. "- On my balls I swear this..." . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted May 27, 2017 #164 Share Posted May 27, 2017 2 minutes ago, EllJay said: "- On my balls I swear this..." . "On my bollox life"it's true 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EllJay Posted May 27, 2017 #165 Share Posted May 27, 2017 7 hours ago, acute said: The International Jesters Tournament is held every May at Muncaster Castle in England. I read; ´The International Jesters Tournament is held every day at Muncaster Castle´, and wondered; how many jesters can there really be in England, to have this tournament running every day? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlitterRose Posted May 27, 2017 #166 Share Posted May 27, 2017 On 5/18/2017 at 6:46 PM, Claire. said: Maybe those were the only people who would accept them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlitterRose Posted May 27, 2017 #167 Share Posted May 27, 2017 On 5/7/2017 at 11:17 AM, Manfred von Dreidecker said: * The bestselling movie, Fifty Shades of Grey, is viewed as a comedy in Bolivia, and its protagonist, Christian Grey, is regarded as a loveable clown figure similar to the way Mr. Bean is viewed in English speaking countries. Ok that might seem weird to some, but how funny was that table negotiation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Commander Travis Posted May 27, 2017 #168 Share Posted May 27, 2017 45 minutes ago, EllJay said: I read; ´The International Jesters Tournament is held every day at Muncaster Castle´, and wondered; how many jesters can there really be in England, There are currently 650 constituencies, each sending one MP to the House of Commons, corresponding to approximately one for every 92,000 people, or one for every 68,000 parliamentary electors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Commander Travis Posted May 27, 2017 #169 Share Posted May 27, 2017 57 minutes ago, Matt221 said: To take an oath, ancient Romans put a hand on their testicles?that’s where the word “testimony” comes from. Even more interestingly, The word Avocado comes from a Nahuatl Indian (Aztec) word “ahuácatl” meaning testicle. "Avocado" Derives from a Word Meaning "Testicle". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Commander Travis Posted May 27, 2017 #170 Share Posted May 27, 2017 And continuing that note, this perhaps is my favourite name for a university: Bishop Grosseteste University. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EllJay Posted May 27, 2017 #171 Share Posted May 27, 2017 (edited) 45 minutes ago, Manfred von Dreidecker said: There are currently 650 constituencies, each sending one MP to the House of Commons, corresponding to approximately one for every 92,000 people, or one for every 68,000 parliamentary electors. Aah right, so shouldn't it say; `The National Jesters Tournament is held every day at Palace of Westminster in England´, instead?? . Edited May 27, 2017 by EllJay 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted May 27, 2017 #172 Share Posted May 27, 2017 Continuing on the testicle theme if I may Most testicles hang at different heights. For around 65 percent of men, the right testicle always hangs higher and is marginally larger. Weirdly, the majority of Greek statues of naked men nearly always featured a larger lefty. No one's quite sure why, although it’s thought to be something to with cultural beliefs about fertility and left-rightness....... larger lefty quite a catchy name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted May 28, 2017 Author #173 Share Posted May 28, 2017 Brian May, songwriter, singer, and guitarist with the band 'Queen' was once in the Guinness Book of World Records for having the widest vocal range of a male performing artist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted May 28, 2017 #174 Share Posted May 28, 2017 The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Noteverythingisaconspiracy Posted May 28, 2017 #175 Share Posted May 28, 2017 The shortest War in history was the Anglo-Zanzibar War. It lasted between 38 and 45 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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