purrrpetrator Posted July 19, 2018 #226 Share Posted July 19, 2018 On 17/05/2018 at 2:57 PM, Mark One said: Could today (the present) be a holographic display that is born out of the friction caused by the overlapping of yesterday(the past) and tomorrow?(The future) In short, No! And aren't u keeping bar on another thread? Here's a question: where's that dill pickle vodka I ordered? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted July 19, 2018 Author #227 Share Posted July 19, 2018 7 hours ago, purrrpetrator said: In short, No! And aren't u keeping bar on another thread? Here's a question: where's that dill pickle vodka I ordered? Sorry pal, wrong number. ... Can the entwining of different topics on the UM forum cause some kind of temporal rift or black hole? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted July 19, 2018 #228 Share Posted July 19, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, Mark One said: Can the entwining of different topics on the UM forum cause some kind of temporal rift or black hole? Yes, it can cause all kinds of abberations in the multiverse, such as a Scottish Helen, a decipherable MWoo7, a Monday-loving tcgram, acute the porcupine, and a jolly XenoFish. Edited July 19, 2018 by acute 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted July 19, 2018 Author #229 Share Posted July 19, 2018 1 hour ago, acute said: Yes, it can cause all kinds of abberations in the multiverse, such as a Scottish Helen, a decipherable MWoo7, a Monday-loving tcgram, acute the porcupine, and a jolly XenoFish. Ahh, a bit like the mandela effect. So maybe there is a Numero Marko or Merk, lurking in the other realms - fascinating. I do doubt the Mr Jolly theory though, imagine a head exploding like a nuclear blast due to the pressure of jolliness. *phone rings* Gotta go, catch you later... *runs off* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted July 19, 2018 #230 Share Posted July 19, 2018 2 hours ago, Mark One said: imagine a head exploding like a nuclear blast due to the pressure of jolliness. ☆phone rings☆ pressure relieved thank goodness! and that any gray matter was vaporized... twould only add to the mess that we the surviving, if not so jolly, participants in the process have already had to endure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted July 19, 2018 Author #231 Share Posted July 19, 2018 Is grumpy, the new happy these days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrrpetrator Posted July 20, 2018 #232 Share Posted July 20, 2018 (edited) OK, the answer is no; bewilderment or empty assuredness is the new happy (which saddens - if not maddens - the hell out of me). Edited July 20, 2018 by purrrpetrator 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted July 29, 2018 #233 Share Posted July 29, 2018 (edited) Why do professional cyclists pedal downhill? Why don't they just roll? (Have a nice rest, a can of Special, and a crafty fag) Edited July 29, 2018 by acute 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted July 29, 2018 #234 Share Posted July 29, 2018 First thing that sprang to mind was: perhaps it stops the leg muscles from cramping up. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ant0n Posted July 14, 2021 #235 Share Posted July 14, 2021 On 7/29/2018 at 3:38 PM, ouija ouija said: First thing that sprang to mind was: perhaps it stops the leg muscles from cramping up. Yes, sometimes. It depends. What's your favo(u)rite sock colo(u)r? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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