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Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Doesn't 'expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

Why is abbreviated is such a long word?

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8 hours ago, Manfred von Dreidecker said:

Will D*nald Tr*mp get to the Moon by 2020? 

If he starts walking now, yes.

Sadly, he's too fat to walk.

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10 hours ago, Ruby04 said:

Why don't buses ever run on time? 

Because they run on fuel.

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1 minute ago, freetoroam said:

Because they run on fuel.

:lol: I should have seen that coming

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19 hours ago, Manfred von Dreidecker said:

Will D*nald Tr*mp get to the Moon by 2020? 

If hes going by ladder it will take 36,666,666 36ft ones welded together.  So, um...not likely.  But did you notice those 666s in that total - scary.

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12 hours ago, tcgram said:

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

 

They didnt.  A good club to the head and a grunt, ended that failure.

Or - you got eaten by something tall with long teeth.

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Why doesn't Orange rhyme with anything?

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51 minutes ago, Big Mirk said:

Why doesn't Orange rhyme with anything?

how about porridge? Or even Dorridge? if you squint a bit. 

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10 hours ago, freetoroam said:

Because they run on fuel.

Damn you, now I have to go get another glass of lemonade to replace what I  just spit out laughing. :P

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Here is the test  to see if Big Mirk really can answer  everything: 

What is the meaning of life, the universe  and everything ?

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1 hour ago, Noteverythingisaconspiracy said:

Here is the test  to see if Big Mirk really can answer  everything: 

What is the meaning of life, the universe  and everything ?

Well you know the/your/our higher self right?  Its a collective of every soul that has (and will) chosen humanity for its journey of learning/remembrance - back towards the source.  This life, this universe and everything else is a deliberate reality where such souls learn through intense 3rd density experience - blood, sweat and tears.

So the meaning of life, the universe  and everything is simple - be it, live it, embrace it.  But always remember its only an experience and not the total sum of your true (higher) self.

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2 hours ago, Manfred von Dreidecker said:

how about porridge? Or even Dorridge? if you squint a bit. 

Oh come on!  Isnt lozenge closer?

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22 hours ago, acute said:

Why are Kansas and Arkansas pronounced differently?

Thems fightin words....... :P

 

What is the best time during a subliminal summer equinox blue moon, to plant purple turnips?

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27 minutes ago, Big Mirk said:

Well you know the/your/our higher self right?

No, sorry, I only know of the/your/our higher self left, are you sure you got this right?

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What's your favourite food/dish in the world? And none of this 'it changes with time' thing (logic need not apply in silly threads).

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3 hours ago, Big Mirk said:

Well you know the/your/our higher self right?  Its a collective of every soul that has (and will) chosen humanity for its journey of learning/remembrance - back towards the source.  This life, this universe and everything else is a deliberate reality where such souls learn through intense 3rd density experience - blood, sweat and tears.

So the meaning of life, the universe  and everything is simple - be it, live it, embrace it.  But always remember its only an experience and not the total sum of your true (higher) self.

Very deep. You are indeed wise. 

I was actually thinking more along the lines of this:

 

If you haven't read Douglas Adams  "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" I can only urge you to do so at the first possible opportunity. You won't regret it.

Edit: Just realised the link have spoilers about the books so only read it if you want to be spoiled !

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4 minutes ago, Noteverythingisaconspiracy said:

Very deep. You are indeed wise. 

I was actually thinking more along the lines of this:

 

If you haven't read Douglas Adams  "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" I can only urge you to do so at the first possible opportunity. You won't regret it.

Edit: Just realised the link have spoilers about the books so only read it if you don't want to be spoiled !

I have watched the TV show - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hitchhiker's_Guide_to_the_Galaxy_(TV_series)

I never agreed with the 42 bit.  For me it was always 49 :)

WARNING: Going deep again.

7 circles (or cycles) within a larger one

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8 hours ago, Big Mirk said:

I have watched the TV show - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hitchhiker's_Guide_to_the_Galaxy_(TV_series)

I never agreed with the 42 bit.  For me it was always 49 :)

WARNING: Going deep again.

7 circles (or cycles) within a larger one

 

 

I have often thought that it really ought to be 49. 7 squared seems deeply... significant, kind of thing, in a mystical kind of way.

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2 minutes ago, Manfred von Dreidecker said:

I have often thought that it really ought to be 49. 7 squared seems deeply... significant, kind of thing, in a mystical kind of way.

Who provides the best health care.  In spite of having a per capita expenditure that approaches double the next, the US only ranks 35th.

https://medicalxpress.com/news/2017-05-countries-healthcare.html

Worth thinking about.

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Why do waffles taste different to pancakes? 

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How did cavemen survive with all those hungry dinosaurs milling around?

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Something I really need to know right about now ... "Who wrote the book of LOVE ?"

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4 hours ago, acute said:

How did cavemen survive with all those hungry dinosaurs milling around?

Obviously they used caves to hide in, thats why they are called cavemen. :innocent:

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