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17 minutes ago, Big Mirk said:

What should I eat today?

Go to Iceland, buy 8 hotdog rolls, a jar of 8 hotdog sausages, Heinz 'Classic Burger Sauce', and gorge yourself on slow fast food.

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15 hours ago, Matt221 said:

Why is there anything at all

Because there is no nothing nowhere.

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8 minutes ago, Noteverythingisaconspiracy said:

Because there is no nothing nowhere.

No!  There's never no nothing nowhere, surely.

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17 minutes ago, acute said:

No!  There's never no nothing nowhere, surely.

I thought there'd be somthing somewhere for there to be anything at all

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On 5/18/2017 at 3:27 AM, tcgram said:

Doesn't 'expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

 

Only if your awake.

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On 5/19/2017 at 11:10 AM, acute said:

How did cavemen survive with all those hungry dinosaurs milling around?

They were protected by their womenfolk.

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Why do people still live near volcanoes?

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47 minutes ago, Big Mirk said:

Why do people still live near volcanoes?

To keep warm ?

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6 hours ago, Manfred von Dreidecker said:

They were protected by their womenfolk.

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With women like that they probably never felt like leaving the caves anyway. :wub:

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3 hours ago, Noteverythingisaconspiracy said:

With women like that they probably never felt like leaving the caves anyway. :wub:

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Erm, I think I would risk my chances with the dinosaurs instead.

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On ‎21‎/‎05‎/‎2017 at 5:55 PM, Big Mirk said:

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If you're thinking this is just a typical Black Country woman, you would be wrong!

This is Freda Birmingham-Six, the YamYam Party's treasury spokesperson.

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Big Murk,

Why do you comical Brits write 'deodorant', but you can't spell 'odor' without shoehorning a 'u' into it?

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53 minutes ago, acute said:

Big Murk,

Why do you comical Brits write 'deodorant', but you can't spell 'odor' without shoehorning a 'u' into it?

Splendid question Alan.

The inclusion of that vowel would have quite literally soured the outlook and also lowered the performance of that body spray.  To be British means, one cannot afford to be obtuse when advertising such things.

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20 hours ago, Matt221 said:

Wow what hot chick is she married?

That prehistoric lady is infact referred to as a, Gruntette.  Her mate, a Grunt.

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Ahhh only a mate not a spouse I may be in with a chance........ or is that just wrong?

 

 

 

 

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4 hours ago, Matt221 said:

Ahhh only a mate not a spouse I may be in with a chance........ or is that just wrong?

 

 

 

 

Check your horoscope when Alpha Centauri is aligned with Plutos left cusp.  If you get the green light, go for it lad.

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17 hours ago, acute said:

Big Murk,

Why do you comical Brits write 'deodorant', but you can't spell 'odor' without shoehorning a 'u' into it?

it's because deodorant was invented by Americans, since Brits had never heard of it, due to either not needing it due to not having odour, or absolutely stinking the place out but being too apathetic to care, depending on your prejudice. 

oh sorry, it's supposed to be Mark/Mirk/Mork that's supposed to provide the answers, isn't it. :angry:

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28 minutes ago, Manfred von Dreidecker said:

oh sorry, it's supposed to be Mark/Mirk/Mork that's supposed to provide the answers, isn't it. :angry:

Big Mirk is getting lazy!

He doesn't turn up in his own thread half the time, the Chippy Run orders are "too complicated", and his alter-ego (MWoo7) has lapsed.

Unbefirkinlievable! :td:

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12 hours ago, Manfred von Dreidecker said:

it's because deodorant was invented by Americans, since Brits had never heard of it, due to either not needing it due to not having odour, or absolutely stinking the place out but being too apathetic to care, depending on your prejudice. 

oh sorry, it's supposed to be Mark/Mirk/Mork that's supposed to provide the answers, isn't it. :angry:

Only when lazy gits like yourself are washing their long, permed hair. *raspberries*

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^What he said also for Alan^

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How long ago was the ago,in"long long ago" my mate big stan reckons it was long ago but as I told him if this was the case where did the other long come from?

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7 hours ago, Matt221 said:

How long ago was the ago,in"long long ago" my mate big stan reckons it was long ago but as I told him if this was the case where did the other long come from?

It doesn't really matter because it happened far far away.

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