Mark One Posted May 27, 2017 Author #76 Share Posted May 27, 2017 Just wondering like, how many good sports are there on this forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted May 27, 2017 #77 Share Posted May 27, 2017 20 minutes ago, Big Mirk said: Just wondering like, how many good sports are there on this forum? This will probably depend on what you want them to do/hand over/get involved in! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Commander Travis Posted May 28, 2017 #78 Share Posted May 28, 2017 8 hours ago, Big Mirk said: Just wondering like, how many good sports are there on this forum? that always sounds suspicious. That's what people always say after insulting someone or causing them pain or mental anguish, "Well, I thought you'd be a good sport". 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted May 28, 2017 #79 Share Posted May 28, 2017 Why are we born with an appendix? What's the firkin point? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted May 28, 2017 Author #80 Share Posted May 28, 2017 5 hours ago, acute said: Why are we born with an appendix? What's the firkin point? It has been claimed that an unofficial, earlier civilisation made good use of them in their human-ish bodies. A race called the Pre-Adamites which were situated on a continent we know as Antarctica but back then (pre-pole shift) was called Atlantis. Did you do history at public school Acute?. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted May 28, 2017 #81 Share Posted May 28, 2017 13 minutes ago, Big Mirk said: It has been claimed that an unofficial, earlier civilisation made good use of them in their human-ish bodies. A race called the Pre-Adamites which were situated on a continent we know as Antarctica but back then (pre-pole shift) was called Atlantis. Did you do history at public school Acute?. Our boarding school History Master wasn't very good, to be honest. We were taught about King Henry's eight husbands, and the three World Wars, but not much else. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted May 28, 2017 Author #82 Share Posted May 28, 2017 1 minute ago, acute said: Our boarding school History Master wasn't very good, to be honest. We were taught about King Henry's eight husbands, and the three World Wars, but not much else. Oh yes I recall that school. Wasnt it the one where you cut out 25 tokens from washing powder boxes. Send them to the school and then wait for the letter with your start date? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted May 28, 2017 #83 Share Posted May 28, 2017 7 minutes ago, Big Mirk said: Oh yes I recall that school. Wasnt it the one where you cut out 25 tokens from washing powder boxes. Send them to the school and then wait for the letter with your start date? That's the one! I was very nervous on my first day, because it was an all-boys school and the washing powder was Omo. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Noteverythingisaconspiracy Posted May 28, 2017 #84 Share Posted May 28, 2017 2 hours ago, acute said: Our boarding school History Master wasn't very good, to be honest. Do you get to go on a plane when you finish boarding school ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Noteverythingisaconspiracy Posted May 28, 2017 #85 Share Posted May 28, 2017 Are Hamburgers really made with meat from Hamburgers ? If you don't have enough Hamburgers available to satisfy demand can you use Berliners instead ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Commander Travis Posted May 28, 2017 #86 Share Posted May 28, 2017 (edited) 9 hours ago, acute said: Why are we born with an appendix? What's the firkin point? Reminds me of a listing for a rare but well used textbook a second hand book store once advertised: "Human Biology. Spine cracked, appendix torn." Edited May 28, 2017 by Manfred von Dreidecker 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Commander Travis Posted May 28, 2017 #87 Share Posted May 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Noteverythingisaconspiracy said: Are Hamburgers really made with meat from Hamburgers ? If you don't have enough Hamburgers available to satisfy demand can you use Berliners instead ? You could try Frankfurters 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Noteverythingisaconspiracy Posted May 28, 2017 #88 Share Posted May 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Manfred von Dreidecker said: You could try Frankfurters Which raises the question, could you use Hamburgers to make a Frankfurter ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Commander Travis Posted May 28, 2017 #89 Share Posted May 28, 2017 How about a Hamburger with Berliners? Now that would be tasty. Berliner (doughnut) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Noteverythingisaconspiracy Posted May 28, 2017 #90 Share Posted May 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Manfred von Dreidecker said: How about a Hamburger with Berliners? Now that would be tasty. Berliner (doughnut) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted May 28, 2017 #91 Share Posted May 28, 2017 I've just found a goose with a broken wing. Can I fix it with duck tape? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted May 28, 2017 #92 Share Posted May 28, 2017 (edited) That's odd cause I just found a duck who isn't water proof and was wondering could I reproof him with goose fat Edited May 28, 2017 by Matt221 Spelling 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted May 28, 2017 #93 Share Posted May 28, 2017 (edited) 31 minutes ago, acute said: I've just found a goose with a broken wing. Can I fix it with duck tape? 14 minutes ago, Matt221 said: That's odd cause I just found a duck who isn't water proof and was wondering could I reproof him with goose fat Isn't the world an amazing place, eh? Edited May 28, 2017 by acute . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted May 29, 2017 #94 Share Posted May 29, 2017 I got some gorilla glue ...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted June 4, 2017 Author #95 Share Posted June 4, 2017 (edited) Why does some (pain in the a$$) relative always turn up at your door when the house is a mess? Edited June 4, 2017 by Big Mirk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Noteverythingisaconspiracy Posted June 4, 2017 #96 Share Posted June 4, 2017 1 hour ago, Big Mirk said: Why does some (pain in the a$$) relative always turn up at your door when the house is a mess? Speaking for myself I can say that it is because my apartment is nearly allways a mess. I did clean up yesterday when my brother and nephew came to see the Champions League final. (As a Real madrid fan ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted June 4, 2017 #97 Share Posted June 4, 2017 28 minutes ago, Noteverythingisaconspiracy said: Speaking for myself I can say that it is because my apartment is nearly allways a mess. I did clean up yesterday when my brother and nephew came to see the Champions League final. (As a Real madrid fan ) But how much did you clean up? Just the sofa and a foot-wide path from the front door to the sofa?! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Noteverythingisaconspiracy Posted June 4, 2017 #98 Share Posted June 4, 2017 22 minutes ago, ouija ouija said: But how much did you clean up? Just the sofa and a foot-wide path from the front door to the sofa?! Something like that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted June 5, 2017 #99 Share Posted June 5, 2017 Dear Mr. Smirk, Can helicopters fly upside-down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted June 5, 2017 #100 Share Posted June 5, 2017 (edited) . Edited June 5, 2017 by acute . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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