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58 minutes ago, acute said:

Dear Mr. Smirk,

Can helicopters fly upside-down?

They can, but only for a few seconds :D 

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1 hour ago, ouija ouija said:

They can, but only for a few seconds :D 

Some helicopters can indeed fly upside down for short periods. Sustain flight upside down.... not so much.

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Westland Lynx

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3 hours ago, acute said:

Are we supposed to pronounce the 'n' in 'columnist'?

Only if you are as cool as me.

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5 minutes ago, Noteverythingisaconspiracy said:

Only if you are as cool as me.

I've been to København.

Everyone is cool, especially in Christiania!  ;)

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1 minute ago, acute said:

I've been to København.

I lived there for 22 years. 

1 minute ago, acute said:

Everyone is cool, especially in Christiania!  ;)

They are famous for their herbs. :innocent:

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1 minute ago, Noteverythingisaconspiracy said:

They are famous for their herbs. :innocent:

Yes, they make very tasty muffins.

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18 hours ago, acute said:

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17 hours ago, Noteverythingisaconspiracy said:

Some helicopters can indeed fly upside down for short periods. Sustain flight upside down.... not so much.

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Westland Lynx

have you seen that done with a Chinook? 

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56 minutes ago, acute said:

How does the Antikythera Mechanism work?

Well, it's a "stationary mass, temporal displacement unit powered by two top-spin, dual positive singularities", producing a "standard off-set Tipler sinusoid".. But be careful not to take it over 88 mph because the brakes are lousy.

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1 hour ago, acute said:

How does the Antikythera Mechanism work?

It  doesn't. It's  broken.

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4 hours ago, acute said:

How does the Antikythera Mechanism work?

 

2 hours ago, Noteverythingisaconspiracy said:

It  doesn't. It's  broken.

That's rubbish, sorry.

It just needs a squirt of WD40.

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Should I take the left turn at Albuquerque?

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Do the creators of virus scanners also (occasionally) cook up some new viruses?

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5 hours ago, Hammerclaw said:

Should I take the left turn at Albuquerque?

That sounds like a made up name to me so obviously there are no left turns to take. Have you considered going to Amarillo?

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1 minute ago, acute said:

Is this the way to Amarillo?

Yes.

Horror:

 

 

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2 minutes ago, acute said:

Is this the way to Amarillo?

Yes, but first you have to walk 500 miles and then you walk 500 more.

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10 minutes ago, toast said:

Yes.

Horror:

 

 

Edit: Just watched you link. Oh the horror indeed. :o

This British army version is pretty good:

 

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2 hours ago, ouija ouija said:

That sounds like a made up name to me so obviously there are no left turns to take. Have you considered going to Amarillo?

Nah, too yellow.

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If clouds weigh hundreds of thousands of tons, why don't they just plummet to the Earth wholesale?

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20 minutes ago, acute said:

If clouds weigh hundreds of thousands of tons, why don't they just plummet to the Earth wholesale?

Because, once something is a certain distance from the Earth's surface, Aunty-Gravity kicks in and said item is repelled from the Earth's surface. :D

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50 minutes ago, ouija ouija said:

Because, once something is a certain distance from the Earth's surface, Aunty-Gravity kicks in and said item is repelled from the Earth's surface.

Oh.... So gravity repels things now, does it.

When was the last time you dropped something on the floor and it missed? :lol:

Are you talking about Aunty-Gravity or Anti-Gravity?

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48 minutes ago, acute said:

Oh.... So gravity repels things now, does it.

When was the last time you dropped something on the floor and it missed? :lol:

Are you talking about Aunty-Gravity or Anti-Gravity?

;)

In my world, gravity attracts or repels as I see fit.

Aunty . Spellchecker didn't query it so why should you? :P

:lol:

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