acute Posted June 7, 2017 #126 Share Posted June 7, 2017 Why do things make a noise when you break them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted June 7, 2017 #127 Share Posted June 7, 2017 Do ghost appear if nobody's there to see them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Commander Travis Posted June 8, 2017 #128 Share Posted June 8, 2017 Who should I vote for for a Happier, Brighter Tomorrow? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted June 8, 2017 #129 Share Posted June 8, 2017 3 hours ago, Manfred von Dreidecker said: Who should I vote for for a Happier, Brighter Tomorrow? Sir Robert Kilroy-Silk! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted June 8, 2017 #130 Share Posted June 8, 2017 25 minutes ago, acute said: Sir Robert Kilroy-Silk! 'The future is bright orange'! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted June 8, 2017 Author #131 Share Posted June 8, 2017 On 6/7/2017 at 8:19 PM, Matt221 said: Do ghost appear if nobody's there to see them? Only if they've left their pencil behind. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aka CAT Posted June 9, 2017 #132 Share Posted June 9, 2017 2 hours ago, Big Mirk said: Only if they've left their pencil behind. Do they, first, get the lead out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted June 9, 2017 Author #133 Share Posted June 9, 2017 17 hours ago, aka CAT said: Do they, first, get the lead out? Thats a very interesting question aka cat. I`m afraid there is no lead in that pencil. Its merely a thought form that weans them off of losing and then looking for car or house keys - which are not needed in their ghost town/realm/vibrational awareness. But as they say - old habits "die" hard. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted June 9, 2017 Author #134 Share Posted June 9, 2017 On 6/8/2017 at 11:55 AM, ouija ouija said: 'The future is bright orange'! Yes but no. As the sun continues to age and go through its natural cycles it shall one day begin to reveal a green gleam along its circumference. When this begins the past will be orange and the future - icy green. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted June 9, 2017 Author #135 Share Posted June 9, 2017 On 6/7/2017 at 7:47 PM, acute said: Why do things make a noise when you break them? All matter contains 2 simple things - light and sound. The noise which your hear (when youve done another Benny and dropped something) is the vibrational reaction to a collision of grouped matter. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted June 10, 2017 #136 Share Posted June 10, 2017 (edited) How can I get my bone-idle wife, Theresa, to put the bins out? Edited June 10, 2017 by acute . 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Noteverythingisaconspiracy Posted June 10, 2017 #137 Share Posted June 10, 2017 5 minutes ago, acute said: How can I get my bone-idle wife, Theresa, to put the bins out? I don't know which Theresa you May be talking about ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ouija ouija Posted June 10, 2017 #138 Share Posted June 10, 2017 32 minutes ago, acute said: How can I get my bone-idle wife, Theresa, to put the bins out? 26 minutes ago, Noteverythingisaconspiracy said: I don't know which Theresa you May be talking about ? Could we say something like 'If she can't even put the bins out, how can we hope she will put terrorists out?' ? Or would that be too controversial? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Commander Travis Posted June 10, 2017 #139 Share Posted June 10, 2017 4 hours ago, acute said: How can I get my bone-idle wife, Theresa, to put the bins out? Cor! Bins? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted June 10, 2017 #140 Share Posted June 10, 2017 Why is black dark? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted June 11, 2017 #141 Share Posted June 11, 2017 19 hours ago, acute said: How can I get my bone-idle wife, Theresa, to put the bins out? Hey, I've just noticed that an anagram of Theresa is Trashee! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetoroam Posted June 11, 2017 #142 Share Posted June 11, 2017 Why is it when i think about our recent elections and this DUP thing, i have these strange inner feelings: A: we are **** ed B: i want to swap May for Trump...just for the crack. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Commander Travis Posted June 11, 2017 #143 Share Posted June 11, 2017 1 hour ago, acute said: Hey, I've just noticed that an anagram of Theresa is Trashee! an anagram of ‘Theresa May’ is ‘There's a Yam'. Well hardly an anagram really, just take out a apostsopher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Commander Travis Posted June 11, 2017 #144 Share Posted June 11, 2017 (edited) or how about, from 'Theresa May MP', The smarmy ape. ) Smear the PM, ya? May hate sperm! Her a steamy MP! Am the year's PM! or A hasty, mere PM., some of which seem somehow appropriate. Edited June 11, 2017 by Manfred von Dreidecker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Commander Travis Posted June 11, 2017 #145 Share Posted June 11, 2017 (edited) 42 minutes ago, freetoroam said: Why is it when i think about our recent elections and this DUP thing, i have these strange inner feelings: A: we are **** ed B: i want to swap May for Trump...just for the crack. why? She's having to do this because she has no authority to do anything by herself . Smarming up to the bowler hat wearers isn't going to give her or them a licence to impose a hardline rightwing regime, it'll only at most allow her to just about scrape a majority of one or two. The bowler hat wearers aren't going to be bothered about imposing their crackpot ideas on the whole of the UK, they just want what they can get out of it for themselves, quite naturally. Edited June 11, 2017 by Manfred von Dreidecker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted June 11, 2017 #146 Share Posted June 11, 2017 4 hours ago, Manfred von Dreidecker said: an anagram of ‘Theresa May’ is ‘There's a Yam'. Has she defected to the YamYam Party? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Noteverythingisaconspiracy Posted June 11, 2017 #147 Share Posted June 11, 2017 Have fun with the anagrams: https://wordsmith.org/anagram/index.html Sadly my username is apparently too long for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted June 11, 2017 Author #148 Share Posted June 11, 2017 Whats worth a good watch on the TV? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Noteverythingisaconspiracy Posted June 12, 2017 #149 Share Posted June 12, 2017 3 hours ago, Big Mirk said: Whats worth a good watch on the TV? If you want to know the time while watching TV a good watch is worth a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted June 12, 2017 #150 Share Posted June 12, 2017 (edited) 17 hours ago, Noteverythingisaconspiracy said: Have fun with the anagrams: https://wordsmith.org/anagram/index.html Sadly my username is apparently too long for this. I have been busy working on anagrams of your username, and I've come up with these..... 'Not everything is a conspiracy' ...and..... 'Not every thing is a conspiracy' Edited June 12, 2017 by acute . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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