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3 hours ago, acute said:

I have been busy working on anagrams of your username, and I've come up with these.....

'Not everything is a conspiracy'

...and.....

'Not every thing is a conspiracy'

What about 'everything is not a conspiracy' ?  :) 

Or (a really, really tricky one this!) 'every conspiracy is not a thing'  :D 

 

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1 hour ago, Essan said:

What about 'everything is not a conspiracy' ?  :) 

Or (a really, really tricky one this!) 'every conspiracy is not a thing'  :D 

 

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not every thing is a conspiracy

Well, I've got It Inconsistency Harp Voyager out of it, if that's any help.

 

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9 hours ago, acute said:

I have been busy working on anagrams of your username, and I've come up with these.....

'Not everything is a conspiracy'

...and.....

'Not every thing is a conspiracy'

Not every conspiracy is a thing ...... your welcome

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I want to see a ghost monkey man...will that be possible at the ghost hunt thing do?

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4 hours ago, freetoroam said:

I want to see a ghost monkey man...will that be possible at the ghost hunt thing do?

And has he got big feet?

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3 hours ago, Matt221 said:

And has he got big feet?

Well my little nephew has told me that the monkey man has got red eyes!  Hes never brought up the size of the creatures feet so...they must be kind of normal looking.

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16 hours ago, Big Mirk said:

He's never brought up the size of the creatures feet so...they must be kind of normal looking.

Normal normal, or normal for a Monkey Man?

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So it's just a red eyed,ghost,monkey man with normal feet then?

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8 minutes ago, Matt221 said:

So it's just a red eyed,ghost,monkey man with normal feet then?

He once told me it had a rocket so it could fly.  So its an astronaut, red glowing eyed with textbook feet Monkey Man.

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7 hours ago, acute said:

Normal normal, or normal for a Monkey Man?

Um, thats a grey area mate.

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If fingernails grow outwards from the crescentmoony bit, how do they turn white at the fingertips?

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On ‎14‎/‎06‎/‎2017 at 8:43 PM, Matt221 said:

So it's just a red eyed, ghost, monkey man with normal feet then?

Not much of a story is it.

What a let-down!

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15 minutes ago, acute said:

Not much of a story is it.

What a let-down!

Should we big it big up a bit?

Something like" Have you heard its a massive primate,that has homo sapien atributes,with eyes that glow bright scarlet, the odd thing is that his feet would appear to be those of a much smaller animal.

Doesn't that sound better?

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33 minutes ago, Matt221 said:

Doesn't that sound better?

It most certainly does!

I think Mirk just wings it. He makes it up as he goes along!  Everybody knows Ghost Monkey Men don't fly.

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4 hours ago, acute said:

It most certainly does!

I think Mirk just wings it. He makes it up as he goes along!  Everybody knows Ghost Monkey Men don't fly.

This maybe a fake then,my mate fingers mcnab swears he saw it but now you say ghost monkey men don't fly there is a little somthing wrong,I can't quite see what it is any guesses 

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4 hours ago, Matt221 said:

This maybe a fake then,my mate fingers mcnab swears he saw it but now you say ghost monkey men don't fly there is a little somthing wrong,I can't quite see what it is any guesses 

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It looks like a flamboyant Belgian mime artist.  Am I right?

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Dear Big,
Why are the huge hills near Colorado called the Rocky Mountains?
Aren't all mountains rocky?

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11 hours ago, acute said:

It looks like a flamboyant Belgian mime artist.  Am I right?

How did you guess?

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On ‎15‎/‎06‎/‎2017 at 7:51 PM, Matt221 said:

Is it not so they look pretty?

Are you suggesting that Colin Firth is no longer pretty with his newly squared head? <_<

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6 minutes ago, ouija ouija said:

Are you suggesting that Colin Firth is no longer pretty with his newly squared head? <_<

Would I make such an outrageous statement? 

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