acute Posted July 27, 2017 #201 Share Posted July 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Matt221 said: Well it's newish to me Is it true what they say? (Something about a bear sitting in the woods) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted July 27, 2017 #202 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Yep apparently so a bear always sits in the wood 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted July 27, 2017 #203 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Why do some people say a tomato isn't really a vegetable? I can't believe that anyone out there thinks it's not a fruit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted July 27, 2017 #204 Share Posted July 27, 2017 What's this tomatoes fruits,vegetables, or are they just nasty tasting round stuff yuk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted July 30, 2017 #205 Share Posted July 30, 2017 How many shopping days til Christmas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted July 30, 2017 #206 Share Posted July 30, 2017 216 days 17 hrs since last Christmas,is that what you mean? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Commander Travis Posted July 31, 2017 #207 Share Posted July 31, 2017 19 hours ago, acute said: How many shopping days til Christmas? 12 hours ago, Matt221 said: 216 days 17 hrs since last Christmas,is that what you mean? So that'll be 148 then, as of the date this was asked, since every day is a shopping day now 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galactic Goatman Posted August 1, 2017 #208 Share Posted August 1, 2017 On 7/25/2017 at 7:02 AM, acute said: "The greatest love a man can have... is the love he has with himself." -Rajesh Koothrapali. Aww. But I'm not even sure if I love myself. Lol. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted August 10, 2017 #209 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Dear Big Absent Mirk, How will President Trump's "travel ban" affect The Traveling Wilburys? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted August 10, 2017 #210 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Should I adopt one of them goats on tv at the moment 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted August 12, 2017 #211 Share Posted August 12, 2017 Before Isaac Newton discovered gravity as in " The gravity of the situation, was everything quite funny ? If so did Mr Newton discover seriousness? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted August 14, 2017 #212 Share Posted August 14, 2017 (edited) On 12/08/2017 at 3:57 PM, Matt221 said: Before Isaac Newton discovered gravity as in " The gravity of the situation, was everything quite funny ? If so did Mr Newton discover seriousness? You've got it all wrong! Gravity brings things down, so Isaac Newton invented clowns, and comical cooked pigs with apples in their mouths. Edited August 14, 2017 by acute . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted August 14, 2017 #213 Share Posted August 14, 2017 If you put a 'white' person in a white shirt, you can see they're not white, so what colour are they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted April 7, 2018 Author #214 Share Posted April 7, 2018 On 8/10/2017 at 0:36 PM, acute said: Dear Big Absent Mirk, How will President Trump's "travel ban" affect The Traveling Wilburys? Message failed ERROR #214. The recipient you have tried to contact is nolonger available. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted April 7, 2018 Author #215 Share Posted April 7, 2018 On 8/10/2017 at 8:29 PM, Matt221 said: Should I adopt one of them goats on tv at the moment No. Your money would be better spent focusing on one those Tapir charity TV advertisements. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted April 7, 2018 Author #216 Share Posted April 7, 2018 On 8/14/2017 at 5:54 PM, acute said: If you put a 'white' person in a white shirt, you can see they're not white, so what colour are they? Most would answer pink. But before you sigh with relief ask yourself this: What about a white bloke in pink shirt? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted April 7, 2018 Author #217 Share Posted April 7, 2018 Why do TV advertisements about hearing aids always go over the top? (If you have not seen it on the TV I do not wish to spoil your entertainment -so avoid the spoiler.) Spoiler Take that one of the tv where your average run of the mill OAP is part of a rock band (yeh right) Hes hard of hearing right, so then why does the specialist fit him with a device that amplifiies his hearing? Oh come on, hes on stage 23 hours of his day (apparently) and stood next to some very powerful speakers? Surely hes on his way to blowing his hearing drums out!!! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted April 7, 2018 #218 Share Posted April 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Mark One said: Why do TV advertisements about hearing aids always go over the top? (If you have not seen it on the TV I do not wish to spoil your entertainment -so avoid the spoiler.) Reveal hidden contents Take that one of the tv where your average run of the mill OAP is part of a rock band (yeh right) Hes hard of hearing right, so then why does the specialist fit him with a device that amplifiies his hearing? Oh come on, hes on stage 23 hours of his day (apparently) and stood next to some very powerful speakers? Surely hes on his way to blowing his hearing drums out!!! I concur! The first time I saw it, I thought: "Why would you amplify a loud noise?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Commander Travis Posted April 7, 2018 #219 Share Posted April 7, 2018 Dear Mark, Mirk or Mork, Have you just remembered that you haven't answered anyone's questions since August last year and now you're rushing to catch up? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted April 7, 2018 Author #220 Share Posted April 7, 2018 Should I answer the questions from a salad dodging dictator? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark One Posted May 17, 2018 Author #221 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Could today (the present) be a holographic display that is born out of the friction caused by the overlapping of yesterday(the past) and tomorrow?(The future) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted June 24, 2018 #222 Share Posted June 24, 2018 What is 'Nizhny Novgorod' backwards? Is it a message from Satan, his minions, or Alan Sugar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted June 24, 2018 #223 Share Posted June 24, 2018 This question may have been answered before I will ask anyway: Why do I always tend to lose one sock in the washer? Why not both? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acute Posted June 24, 2018 #224 Share Posted June 24, 2018 45 minutes ago, tcgram said: This question may have been answered before I will ask anyway: Why do I always tend to lose one sock in the washer? Why not both? Washing machines are demonic, but it works both ways. If you put odd socks in, they will be paired up! Such is the contrary nature of Satan. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tcgram Posted June 24, 2018 #225 Share Posted June 24, 2018 28 minutes ago, acute said: Washing machines are demonic, but it works both ways. If you put odd socks in, they will be paired up! Such is the contrary nature of Satan. Thanks for clearing that up! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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