Family baffled by frozen sausages on roof

[Still Waters]

 A South Florida family is perplexed after recently waking up to a loud thud, only to find that the mysterious sound was several packages of frozen Italian sausage.

"It was like thunder, and it awakened me out of a sleep," Travis Adair said. 

https://www.clickorlando.com/strange-florida/15-pounds-of-frozen-italian-sausage-crashes-down-on-familys-roof

[Farmer77]

LOL @ Florida.  IDK if that place is really as messed up as all the news stories coming out of it make it seem buuuut im just gonna chill where I am and not find out. 

[GlitterRose]

Mystery meat.

[Future ghost]

On the roof again? Damn delivery people!

[The Caspian Hare]

Tell me when it starts raining bacon

[Eldorado]

49 minutes ago, ChaosRose said:

Mystery meat.

If it hit you. you'd meat your maker.

[DebDandelion]

2 hours ago, ChaosRose said:

Mystery meat.

And theme music starts now...

 

 

[DebDandelion]

1 hour ago, Eldorado said:

If it hit you. you'd meat your maker.

I have to add

[The Silver Thong]

I went to go meat my girlfriend and she dumped me, so I sausaged her house

 

Ok that was pathetic 

[MySummerJob]

So this is how 'Cloud with a chance of meatballs' came to be...

Although instead of meatballs, they got sausages

[Quaentum]

 

The planet Express had no place to land

[Wyld.wulf]

SAUSAGE PARTY!!!!

[highdesert50]

It appears the effects of climate change will be increasingly difficult to predict.

[The Silver Thong]

1 hour ago, highdesert50 said:

It appears the effects of climate change will be increasingly difficult to predict.

More fat people

[Grandpa Greenman]

14 hours ago, Farmer77 said:

LOL @ Florida.  IDK if that place is really as messed up as all the news stories coming out of it make it seem buuuut im just gonna chill where I am and not find out. 

Florida man.... 

[kobolds]

Must be Amazon Prime Air drone delivery.

 

[The Silver Thong]

Pizza party ok sausage party not ok 

Edited July 22, 2017 by The Silver Thong