earthygirl04 Posted January 6, 2005 #1 Share Posted January 6, 2005 Number One Idiot of 2004 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away. Number Two Idiot of 2004 Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them. It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locator beacon that activated when the raft was inflated. They are no longer employed at Boeing. Number Three Idiot of 2004 A true story out of San Francisco: A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag" While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller's window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, "OK" and left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America. Number Five Idiot of 2004 A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said, because I don't believe you are over 21. " The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because he didn't believe him. At this point, the robber took his driver's license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the Scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license. They arrested the robber two hours later. Idiot Number Six of 2004 A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him. Idiot Number Seven of 2004 Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. It seems the liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape. Oh, that smarts. Idiot Number Eight of 2004 Ann Arbor: The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 12:50 A.M., flashed a gun and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away. Please note that all of the above people are allowed to vote (and produce offspring). "lol" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Manfred Posted January 6, 2005 #2 Share Posted January 6, 2005 *sigh* I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away. What a ****ing moron...I hope child services took the kid off that stupid woman. Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. It seems the liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape. Oh, that smarts. The footage!!! Where's the footage!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deimos Posted January 6, 2005 #3 Share Posted January 6, 2005 OMFG, the 1st one needs to be shot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Big Sea Posted January 6, 2005 #4 Share Posted January 6, 2005 She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away. My gods is that woman stupid! Yes when your child eats ants you give her ant poision to drink! Yes that does take smarts. All them were funny stupid people but funny. Stupid people have stupid kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earthygirl04 Posted January 6, 2005 Author #5 Share Posted January 6, 2005 Rommie,Jan 6 2005, 12:32 PM My gods is that woman stupid! Yes when your child eats ants you give her ant poision to drink! Yes that does take smarts. All them were funny stupid people but funny. Stupid people have stupid kids. I agree! I can't believe someone would be that stupid!? People like that shouldn't even be allowed to have kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted January 6, 2005 #6 Share Posted January 6, 2005 But seriously, my answer is in Fluffy's 'Judge orders drug addict to stop having kids' thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feenix Fire Posted January 6, 2005 #7 Share Posted January 6, 2005 *recalls Michelles answer... LOL Number three! I love number three! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted January 6, 2005 #8 Share Posted January 6, 2005 Hey, what happened to number four? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gabe Posted January 8, 2005 #9 Share Posted January 8, 2005 *Scrolls up and notices there is no number four like Michelle said*............ Looks like we're the number four idiot's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneEye Posted January 9, 2005 #10 Share Posted January 9, 2005 Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. It seems the liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape. Oh, that smarts. The footage!!! Where's the footage!!! 438761[/snapback] I think I saw that once... I forget where though, but it was funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~TheBigK~ Posted January 9, 2005 #11 Share Posted January 9, 2005 LMAO, those are great! #1 is just sad though. I agree, people like that should not be allowed to have children Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riotboy555 Posted January 9, 2005 #12 Share Posted January 9, 2005 (edited) haha, that was so funny. its amazing there are people that stupid in the world. Edited January 9, 2005 by riotboy555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wings of Selkhet Posted January 9, 2005 #13 Share Posted January 9, 2005 Mmmmm, ant poison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deimos Posted January 9, 2005 #14 Share Posted January 9, 2005 oh man, I gotta give props to the clerk on number 5! Taht's great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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