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"Eight Idiots of 2004"


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Number One Idiot of 2004

I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the

poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because

she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the

ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter

into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation

happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat

in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into

the emergency room right away.

Number Two Idiot of 2004

Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal

a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out

of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river,

they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them. It turned

out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locator beacon

that activated when the raft was inflated. They are no longer employed

at Boeing.

Number Three Idiot of 2004

A true story out of San Francisco: A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank

of America, walked into the branch and wrote "this iz a stikkup. Put all

your muny in this bag" While standing in line, waiting to give his note to

the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note

and might call the police before he reached the teller's window. So he

left the Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo. After

waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller.

She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the

brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his stickup

note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he

would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank

of America. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, "OK" and left. He

was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank

of America.

Number Five Idiot of 2004

A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all

of the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag,

the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the counter on

the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier

refused and said, because I don't believe you are over 21. " The robber

said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because he

didn't believe him. At this point, the robber took his driver's license

out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over and

agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the Scotch in the bag.

The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly

called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he

got off the license. They arrested the robber two hours later.

Idiot Number Six of 2004

A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving

revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner

moved, the startled first bandit shot him.

Idiot Number Seven of 2004

Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just

throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze,

and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the

window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would be thief on the

head, knocking him unconscious. It seems the liquor store window was

made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape. Oh, that

smarts.

Idiot Number Eight of 2004

Ann Arbor: The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked

into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 12:50 A.M., flashed a gun and

demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't

open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion

rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man,

frustrated, walked away.

Please note that all of the above people are allowed to vote (and

produce offspring).

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*sigh*

I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the

poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because

she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the

ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter

into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation

happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat

in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into

the emergency room right away.

What a ****ing moron...I hope child services took the kid off that stupid woman.

Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just

throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze,

and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the

window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would be thief on the

head, knocking him unconscious. It seems the liquor store window was

made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape. Oh, that

smarts.

The footage!!! Where's the footage!!! laugh.gif

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She calmed down and at the end of the conversation

happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat

in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into

the emergency room right away.

angry.gifno.gif My gods is that woman stupid! Yes when your child eats ants you give her ant poision to drink! Yes that does take smarts. no.gif All them were funny stupid people but funny.

Stupid people have stupid kids.

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Rommie,Jan 6 2005, 12:32 PM

angry.gif  no.gif My gods is that woman stupid! Yes when your child eats ants you give her ant poision to drink! Yes that does take smarts.  no.gif All them were funny stupid people but funny.

Stupid people have stupid kids.

I agree!

I can't believe someone would be that stupid!? no.gif

People like that shouldn't even be allowed to have kids. disgust.gif

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tongue.gif But seriously, my answer is in Fluffy's 'Judge orders drug addict to stop having kids' thread. rolleyes.gif
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*recalls Michelles answer... laugh.gif

LOL laugh.gif Number three! I love number three!

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Hey, what happened to number four? blink.gif

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*Scrolls up and notices there is no number four like Michelle said*............ Looks like we're the number four idiot's huh.gif

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Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just

throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze,

and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the

window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would be thief on the

head, knocking him unconscious. It seems the liquor store window was

made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape. Oh, that

smarts.

The footage!!! Where's the footage!!! laugh.gif

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I think I saw that once... I forget where though, but it was funny...

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LMAO, those are great! #1 is just sad though. I agree, people like that should not be allowed to have children thumbdown.gif

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haha, that was so funny. its amazing there are people that stupid in the world.

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Mmmmm, ant poison.

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