Still Waters Posted August 13, 2017 #1 Share Posted August 13, 2017 The attack from an angry female bear with a cub came suddenly as the Sverdlovsk man did what millions of Russians do at the time of year - collected mushrooms in a forest. 'I already collected half a bucket of mushrooms, walked, looking for more under my feet,' he said. 'Suddenly I looked up - there was a bear in front of me....when she got to her feet, she was taller than me.' He was unarmed, and had only a penknife with him to cut the mushrooms. The bear quickly knocked away the knife and Alexander cowered under the assault from the aggressive brown bear. http://siberiantimes.com/other/others/news/man-fought-off-a-psycho-bear-with-his-bare-hands-then-gushing-blood-walked-6-km-to-summon-aid/ 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Grey Posted August 13, 2017 #2 Share Posted August 13, 2017 Hold up. This deserves more attention. This guy joined an elite class of humans when he fought a gawddam mother bear using only his fists! You guys have to read the article. It's amazing Quote Mushroom picker Alexander Lopukhin, 44, was 'convinced he would die', then punched the surprised beast on the muzzle - and he 'liked' the fight This crazy, Russian mushroomer Punched the bear in the face until it ran off Walked 6 KM back to aid while gushing blood Vows to go back for his mushrooms Gives 0 ****s I guess the real question we should be asking is, how good are those mushrooms? Go check out the link lol 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlitterRose Posted August 13, 2017 #3 Share Posted August 13, 2017 That is more than impressive. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spartan max2 Posted August 13, 2017 #4 Share Posted August 13, 2017 This guy would survive a apocalypse And what's with Russians and bears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV-426 Posted August 13, 2017 #5 Share Posted August 13, 2017 They're already lining up Leonardo for the movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sees Posted August 13, 2017 #6 Share Posted August 13, 2017 'Psycho bear'! What? Bears are protective of their cubs...get real. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poohbear Posted August 13, 2017 #7 Share Posted August 13, 2017 20 minutes ago, LV-426 said: They're already lining up Leonardo for the movie He wouldn't fit the bearskin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt221 Posted August 13, 2017 #8 Share Posted August 13, 2017 And the Mummy bear said"who's been eat my mushrooms" "Me" said a Russian bloke and punched her in the face"ok it fine by me" said Mummy bear holding her beaten and battered nose as she and Baby bear buggad off to where she came from, and they all lived happily ever after..... The End Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stiff Posted August 13, 2017 #9 Share Posted August 13, 2017 Outstanding. I immediately thought of this... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hammerclaw Posted August 13, 2017 #10 Share Posted August 13, 2017 When I go into woods where there are bears, I go loaded for bear. I wouldn't want to shoot one, especially a mother with cubs, but I'd rather live to regret it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugenonegin Posted August 13, 2017 #11 Share Posted August 13, 2017 Russians and their bears, never parted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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