Essan Posted September 22, 2017 #101 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Just now, rashore said: I certainly hope the end of the world isn't today.. I just set up a crockpot of chicken stock that will get burbled overnight, lol. Dont worry, it cant end today - its already tomorrow in Australia 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Noteverythingisaconspiracy Posted September 22, 2017 #102 Share Posted September 22, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, Essan said: Dont worry, it cant end today - its already tomorrow in Australia That doesn't prove anything. I never really believed Australia existed in the first place. Edited September 22, 2017 by Noteverythingisaconspiracy 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaylemurph Posted September 22, 2017 #103 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Lo, Our Past Basset Masters have spoken unto me, partly using the words of their mouths and lips and partly using their advanced brains and brainy telepathy, and saying thus: "Listen not to the heathens and others of their objectionable ilk who say the end of the world is nigh, even unto the fiftieth or sixty-seventh times. For truly, each time they have echoed those words, they were false, nor did they recognize that awe-ful day a mysterious number of eons ago when we quit this world, ascended unto the doggy heavens that we might feat on celestial hams, as is our wont. Therefore we say to you, " 'Relax, don't do it, when you want to go to it. Relax, don't do it, when you want to come.' " Thus runneth the very thoughts from their holy brain pans. "℣ I said, my help is in the names of the Hounds. ℟" Who made heaven and earth. And hams. Amen. --Jaylemurph 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merc14 Posted September 22, 2017 #104 Share Posted September 22, 2017 1 hour ago, jaylemurph said: Lo, Our Past Basset Masters have spoken unto me, partly using the words of their mouths and lips and partly using their advanced brains and brainy telepathy, and saying thus: "Listen not to the heathens and others of their objectionable ilk who say the end of the world is nigh, even unto the fiftieth or sixty-seventh times. For truly, each time they have echoed those words, they were false, nor did they recognize that awe-ful day a mysterious number of eons ago when we quit this world, ascended unto the doggy heavens that we might feat on celestial hams, as is our wont. Therefore we say to you, " 'Relax, don't do it, when you want to go to it. Relax, don't do it, when you want to come.' " Thus runneth the very thoughts from their holy brain pans. "℣ I said, my help is in the names of the Hounds. ℟" Who made heaven and earth. And hams. Amen. --Jaylemurph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stereologist Posted September 23, 2017 #105 Share Posted September 23, 2017 6 hours ago, Lilly said: I'm thinking you're gonna be watching for a long, long time (as in it's not going to happen). Hey, but it's a good excuse for a party none the less! From its current size I think it'll be here on time - tomorrow 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stereologist Posted September 23, 2017 #106 Share Posted September 23, 2017 (edited) Timeto play connect the dots: Harvey ... Irma ... Jose ... Katia ... Lee ... Maria ... What do you think starts wit the letter N? The powers that be are saving the best for last. PS Anyone that says Nate to answer the question is a pawn of the men in black. It's a false flag operation. My psychics told me so. Edited September 23, 2017 by stereologist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qxcontinuum Posted September 23, 2017 #107 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merc14 Posted September 23, 2017 #108 Share Posted September 23, 2017 (edited) 53 minutes ago, stereologist said: Timeto play connect the dots: Harvey ... Irma ... Jose ... Katia ... Lee ... Maria ... What do you think starts wit the letter N? The powers that be are saving the best for last. PS Anyone that says Nate to answer the question is a pawn of the men in black. It's a false flag operation. My psychics told me so. Oh man, raptor witness has you beat. Rice fields in South Carolina (pre-revolution I believe), 2017 eclipse AND THEN Harvey ... Irma ... Jose ... Katia ... He disappeared at Katia. Edited September 23, 2017 by Merc14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stereologist Posted September 23, 2017 #109 Share Posted September 23, 2017 4 minutes ago, Merc14 said: Oh man, raptor witness has you beat. Rice fields in South Carolina, 2017 eclipse AND THEN Harvey ... Irma ... Jose ... Katia ... He disappeared at Katia. There was no eclipse. It was a cover story to take attention away from the UFO that was melted out of Greenland - home to Atlantis. That is tomorrows escape pod. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted September 23, 2017 #110 Share Posted September 23, 2017 13 minutes ago, stereologist said: There was no eclipse. It was a cover story to take attention away from the UFO that was melted out of Greenland - home to Atlantis. That is tomorrows escape pod. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XenoFish Posted September 23, 2017 #111 Share Posted September 23, 2017 I think I'll make the Nibiruians pay me before they probe me. Not like those grey scumbags. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torviking Posted September 23, 2017 #112 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Still here, everyone ok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandias Posted September 23, 2017 #113 Share Posted September 23, 2017 10 minutes ago, Torviking said: Still here, everyone ok? Everyone except the doomsday faithful. Where are they? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stiff Posted September 23, 2017 #114 Share Posted September 23, 2017 20 minutes ago, Ozymandias said: Everyone except the doomsday faithful. Where are they? 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essan Posted September 23, 2017 #115 Share Posted September 23, 2017 The goalposts moved ......http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4911894/Christian-numerologist-predicted-world-s-end-Saturday.html 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHaYap Posted September 23, 2017 #116 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Awriiiiight ... that means the fat cheerleaders are coming on ... ~ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandias Posted September 23, 2017 #117 Share Posted September 23, 2017 To misquote Churchill:- 'Now this is not the end. It is not even the end of the beginning. But it is perhaps the beginning of the end.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stereologist Posted September 23, 2017 #118 Share Posted September 23, 2017 David Meade calls himself a numerologist. That is a keyword for a crank with no rhyme or reason to his nitwit ideas. After the failure of 2012 some of the loonies went on to claim that all of their predictions came true. One crank named Calleman wrote a book. Loonies that post dates always, always, always have to change those dates. They expect to change those dates. It's all written into the script they sell to the gullible. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaintlessMetals Posted September 23, 2017 #119 Share Posted September 23, 2017 What do you know, we are all still here with no rogue planet on the horizon, giant asteroid plummeting toward earth, rapture of the population, or imminent alien invasion occurring anywhere. At least we won't have to see all these videos plastered everywhere on youtube anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stereologist Posted September 23, 2017 #120 Share Posted September 23, 2017 2 hours ago, TaintlessMetals said: What do you know, we are all still here with no rogue planet on the horizon, giant asteroid plummeting toward earth, rapture of the population, or imminent alien invasion occurring anywhere. At least we won't have to see all these videos plastered everywhere on youtube anymore. Au contraire! Wait a week and they will be back with another onslaught of DOOOOOOM POOOOOOORN. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turinabol Posted September 23, 2017 Author #121 Share Posted September 23, 2017 9 minutes ago, stereologist said: Au contraire! Wait a week and they will be back with another onslaught of DOOOOOOM POOOOOOORN. Actually, I've heard that if you stare at the sun for 10 minutes without blinking or looking away, you could actually spot Nibiru. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stereologist Posted September 23, 2017 #122 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Just now, Turinabol said: Actually, I've heard that if you stare at the sun for 10 minutes without blinking or looking away, you could actually spot Nibiru. I bet that is called blindness. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquila King Posted September 23, 2017 #123 Share Posted September 23, 2017 What if it isn't a planet that will kill us all. What if it's actually............... Spoiler ........................................................The MOON!!!!!!!!!!!!! (To all of my Majora's Mask fans, can I get a 'what what'? ) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back to earth Posted September 23, 2017 #124 Share Posted September 23, 2017 On 23/09/2017 at 6:32 AM, Noteverythingisaconspiracy said: That doesn't prove anything. I never really believed Australia existed in the first place. I am still here ... and so is Australia. Since it is tomorrow here already, I shall keep you informed if we move into non existence . 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Noteverythingisaconspiracy Posted September 24, 2017 #125 Share Posted September 24, 2017 9 minutes ago, back to earth said: I am still here ... and so is Australia. Since it is tomorrow here already, I shall keep you informed if we move into non existence . I don't belive you. Prove Australia exists. I mean just look at some of the animals that "lives" in Australia. Kangaroo's and platypus'.... give me a break, you guys are not even making an effort to be realistic ! 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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