Matt221 Posted September 3, 2017 #1 Share Posted September 3, 2017 A talking sheepdog got all the sheep into the pen an said to the farmer " That's all 40 sheep accounted for". To which the farmer replied " I've only got 39 sheep" The dog said" yeah I know ........ I've just rounded them up" 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilly Posted September 3, 2017 #2 Share Posted September 3, 2017 Oh goody, dog jokes! A police officer was sitting his car with his K9 partner in the back seat. A man walked over and asked, “Is that a dog in the back seat?” The officer said, “It sure is.” The man responded, “Wow, what did he do?” 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeder Posted September 3, 2017 #3 Share Posted September 3, 2017 Talking Dog For Sale A guy is driving around the back woods and he sees a sign in front of a broken down, shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the Lab replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says "So, what's your story?" The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. "I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. "I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired." The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. "Ten dollars," the guy says. "Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap??" "Because the dog's a damn liar. He never did any of that crap." 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlitterRose Posted September 3, 2017 #4 Share Posted September 3, 2017 I wonder if Superman ever put glasses on Lois Lane's dog and she was like, "I've never seen this dog before. Is this a new dog?" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aka CAT Posted September 4, 2017 #5 Share Posted September 4, 2017 (edited) 10 hours ago, ChaosRose said: I wonder if Superman ever put glasses on Lois Lane's dog and she was like, "I've never seen this dog before. Is this a new dog?" It's not Clark Kent but Lois Lane who needs glasses. Edited September 4, 2017 by aka CAT 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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